I've never been jailed but that's because I post a lot less when I have active points on my profile.
I don't post less, I post more conservatively. Which means I start to cry, make up grass roots efforts, and blame everything on liberals.
:^: Would read again
Yeah I think it was pretty good, might as well make the joke before some other lesser poster attempted it. For if I fell in my comedic effort, no other could hope to slay that beast.
Aside from the part where she actually temporarily procures work with companies like Vice, she is like a generic profile of 1/4 of Juneau's female population. It was an eerily familiar story.
Aside from the part where she actually temporarily procures work with companies like Vice, she is like a generic profile of 1/4 of Juneau's female population. It was an eerily familiar story.
It's funny how florida and alaska are like the opposite but the same.
My gf's cheating on me, I think.
She's cheating on you.
I know, what should I do?
She's cheating on you.
Yes, but what do I do about it?
.....
....
....
....she's cheating on you
I'd like to think my advice is the best advice. I think I gave too much away in the second post though, but I don't know if anyone would've gotten it if I didn't.
Oh wait, that's not the "Should I sleep with this chick who's married" thread is it?
bowen on
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
Man I've learned from H/A never have or take naked pictures of your SO they always seem to be sent to a third party.
Really, naked pictures serve no purpose besides being sent to someone else. If you have an SO willing to get nude for a camera, she should be just as willing to get nude for you. Why take a picture when you have the real thing right there?
Now, in cases of being apart for several weeks/months/years, I can consider an exception.
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I like that the same people go
"There is no logical reason that prostitution should be illegal; it's just outdated morality."
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I LOVE YOU
hahahahahahahaha
what did I ever do to you!
also he's pretty good in the sack, ey wot wot
uhhh
dork fortress
(it is my default response)
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Oh sorry was it my turn? Okay. I'm never sarcastic.
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TOO LATE BITCH YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
it was a pretty funny joke if i do say so myself
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Aside from the part where she actually temporarily procures work with companies like Vice, she is like a generic profile of 1/4 of Juneau's female population. It was an eerily familiar story.
There is evidence to corroborate this claim.
Duna there are few people I have ever kept a consistent joke running with. You are one of those few, congratulations.
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And you still haven't, since your spoiler wasn't in caps!
No!
Welcome to "The Joke."
'tism
It's funny how florida and alaska are like the opposite but the same.
Well shit.
You're all "Hey guys Atlas Shrugged touched me in my special jew places that only compound interest normally can."
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I got shit to do.
I gave you a whole minute and a half of my time what more do you want?
i definitly need a prize or a certificate or something to commemorate this moment.
Just swing by someone elses desk and take one of their certificates write your name on it and bam you're golden.
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:edit: Cheating prostitute girlfriend.
My gf's cheating on me, I think.
She's cheating on you.
I know, what should I do?
She's cheating on you.
Yes, but what do I do about it?
.....
....
....
....she's cheating on you
I'd like to think my advice is the best advice. I think I gave too much away in the second post though, but I don't know if anyone would've gotten it if I didn't.
Oh wait, that's not the "Should I sleep with this chick who's married" thread is it?
We should run a pool on how many posts it'll last before someone suggests something that's liable to end in someone being arrested.
so my gf said that she was becoming a prostitute to pay for the medical bills for an abortion she didn't want me to know about
what do i do?!
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how is the bagging coming?
You need to stay with her, she's in a rough spot, and if you weren't such a distant person you would embrace her life choice. Damn the patriarchy.
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the guy in H/A who has already made up his mind to fuck that married woman
how many ways of DO NOT DO IT does he need
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Now, in cases of being apart for several weeks/months/years, I can consider an exception.
"There is no logical reason that prostitution should be illegal; it's just outdated morality."
and
"SHES A CHEATING WHORE THROW HER ASS OUT!!!!"