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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I like fighting knights like I like my coffee: with a longbow.

    Eh, not a very good anti-knight weapon at all, really.

    At least if the knights have teched up to plate armor. :P

    Are you kidding? It's the anti-knight weapon! Its' the one that killed all the knights!

    Like, it's a bow, that you shoot from pretty far, whose arrows punch through plate mail. And you can have an army of peasants use them with only moderate training.

    You are thinking of the musket.

    Longbows required extensive training.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    dudes

    http://fxcuisine.com/default.asp?language=2&Display=241&resolution=high

    the dudes who used to make samurai swords make kitchen knives now

    WANT

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    As a fun random bit of trivia, despite how many people say it "If you build it they will come" is not the line.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »

    It's awesome! They make fun of Wales, and you see a legion of French knights die like dogs, and get shanked for good measure just to be certain.

    It's actually some very interesting history, and provides a possible explanation for the British bird.

    I think that explanation has been disproved, actually, but it's been a while since I read anything about it so maybe my memory is foggy.

    Probably, it does seem a bit too simple. I don't really know of any other explanations for common angry gestures, actually. I mean, the middle finger is kind of silly.

    It can actually be attested back to Roman times, perhaps even earlier. Originally it was a sexual sign.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2009
    Katanas are for people not cool enough to be in the anime crowd.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
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    What's that from?

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Katanas are for people not cool enough to be in the anime crowd.

    wat

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh man, there are moments interspersed throughout the Rocky series that make my cry like a bitch.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    You are thinking of the musket.

    Longbows required extensive training.

    Yeah, longbows required serious training, and on the skeletons of people who frequently fired longbows we can see bone spurs that had formed on their left arms from how much pressure was on them from the longbow.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    alright I'm off to class

    later

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I’m also offering a Commodore 64 for $50 + shipping.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The Elephant Man made me cry.

    That's it.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Fine then, crossbows!

    Or like, a gun.

    Depending on the gun, the armor can take it. :P

    Also, crecy mainly demonstrates that whoever was leading the french army had no fucking idea how to wage war.

    Yeah, actually. That's pointed out. It's not like the knights couldn't have been effective. Or you know, the bunch of Genoese crossbowmen (Thanks Medieval:Total War for making me remember those annoying to dislodge assholes). It was more that they wasted the crossbowmen, then proceeded to charge in like and try to look wicked cool rather than actually figure out how to effectively kill the other dudes.

    Was there a point where Knights were really worth it? I get the impression they kind of came and went in terms of usefulness rather fast. It seems according to my cursory examination that every time there was some new impervious armor, people came up with some new weapon a brain-dead peasant could use to punch through it.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Did someone actually argue that the ontological argument isn't full of crap?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Oh man, there are moments interspersed throughout the Rocky series that make my cry like a bitch.

    like?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yeah, actually. That's pointed out. It's not like the knights couldn't have been effective. Or you know, the bunch of Genoese crossbowmen (Thanks Medieval:Total War for making me remember those annoying to dislodge assholes). It was more that they wasted the crossbowmen, then proceeded to charge in like and try to look wicked cool rather than actually figure out how to effectively kill the other dudes.

    Was there a point where Knights were really worth it? I get the impression they kind of came and went in terms of usefulness rather fast. It seems according to my cursory examination that every time there was some new impervious armor, people came up with some new weapon a brain-dead peasant could use to punch through it.

    I'm pretty sure knights were out and about kicking ass and taking names for hundreds of years. But it's not really my area of expertise.

    Also I played as Genoa so fuck you! Eat crossbow bolts!

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama cries like a woman because men can’t cry like men, only women, even when the cause of crying is men being Manly.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    [chat] is moving too fast for me to provide interesting historical tidbits.

    Also [chat] should read Agincourt by Juliet Barker.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    [chat] is moving too fast for me to provide interesting historical tidbits.

    Also [chat] should read Agincourt by Juliet Barker.

    A fight that once again proves that France needs to get some people with half a brain leading their armies.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Oh man, there are moments interspersed throughout the Rocky series that make my cry like a bitch.

    like?
    I'm honestly having a hard time remembering the specific moments. Also, "cry like a bitch" isn't quite accurate. I know there are a couple between Mick and Rocky that get me all teary, which goes back to that whole father-worship thing jewcar mentioned.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    Bama cries like a woman because men can’t cry like men, only women, even when the cause of crying is men being Manly.
    I cry like a man during the air assault in Apocalypse Now, but they are tears of joy.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You guys clearly haven't seen The Elephant Man.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh god dammit Catholics, do you REALLY have to get bitchy about Obama speaking at Notre Dame?

    I mean, omg he has different views than you, surely no other speaker has had THAT BEFORE!!!

    Just admit it you Irish pricks, it's because he's black.
    I'm joking here.

    This is why people hate Catholics.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You guys clearly haven't seen The Elephant Man.
    I think it is lurking somewhere in my Netflix queue.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Crossbows are, in fact, older than longbows.

    They also require ridiculously small amounts of training.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    [chat] is moving too fast for me to provide interesting historical tidbits.

    Also [chat] should read Agincourt by Juliet Barker.

    A fight that once again proves that France needs to get some people with half a brain leading their armies.

    Marching dismounted into a bog is a pretty stupid idea, yes.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    You guys clearly haven't seen The Elephant Man.
    I think it is lurking somewhere in my Netflix queue.

    ur gonna cry.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Guys I read on 4chan that a samurai could take out a tank but his code of honor wouldn't allow him to, is that true???

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guys I read on 4chan that a samurai could take out a tank but his code of honor wouldn't allow him to, is that true???

    *stab* *stab*

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    [chat] is moving too fast for me to provide interesting historical tidbits.

    Also [chat] should read Agincourt by Juliet Barker.

    A fight that once again proves that France needs to get some people with half a brain leading their armies.

    Marching dismounted into a bog is a pretty stupid idea, yes.
    As anyone who has seen The Neverending Story can attest.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guys I read on 4chan that a samurai could take out a tank but his code of honor wouldn't allow him to, is that true???
    Absolutely.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Are you kidding? It's the anti-knight weapon! Its' the one that killed all the knights!

    Like, it's a bow, that you shoot from pretty far, whose arrows punch through plate mail. And you can have an army of peasants use them with only moderate training.

    Arrows can not punch through platemail. They can do a number on chain, especially bodkin arrows, which is what happened at crecy.

    Look at agincourt to see how effective plate armor was against a hail of arrows.

    http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/longbow.htm

    http://www.trivia-library.com/b/military-and-war-weapons-the-longbow.htm

    It seems to be common knowledge that longbows pierce plate mail, but at Agincourt English arrows appear to have done virtually nothing to the French advance. I be confused.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Crossbows are, in fact, older than longbows.

    They also require ridiculously small amounts of training.

    Crossbows are pretty sick. Crossbow teams seem really hard to assault, between the pavise and the spear, and the steady stream of bolts from the crossbowmen and his two loaders.
    Elldren wrote: »
    Marching dismounted into a bog is a pretty stupid idea, yes.

    As is charging your knights at archers with deployed stakes, as is letting your second wave of troops press upon your first wave, leaving them unable to properly fight.

    Silly French.

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    AstraphobiaAstraphobia Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Root! Sleep! Death!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guys I read on 4chan that a samurai could take out a tank but his code of honor wouldn't allow him to, is that true???

    He had to kill it Yoshimitsu-seppuku style, thus limiting its effectiveness.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Are you kidding? It's the anti-knight weapon! Its' the one that killed all the knights!

    Like, it's a bow, that you shoot from pretty far, whose arrows punch through plate mail. And you can have an army of peasants use them with only moderate training.

    Arrows can not punch through platemail. They can do a number on chain, especially bodkin arrows, which is what happened at crecy.

    Look at agincourt to see how effective plate armor was against a hail of arrows.

    http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/longbow.htm

    http://www.trivia-library.com/b/military-and-war-weapons-the-longbow.htm

    It seems to be common knowledge that longbows pierce plate mail, but at Agincourt English arrows appear to have done virtually nothing to the French advance. I be confused.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt

    The English and French are engaged in a never-ending struggle to embarrass themselves the most whilst fighting each other?

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Are you kidding? It's the anti-knight weapon! Its' the one that killed all the knights!

    Like, it's a bow, that you shoot from pretty far, whose arrows punch through plate mail. And you can have an army of peasants use them with only moderate training.

    Arrows can not punch through platemail. They can do a number on chain, especially bodkin arrows, which is what happened at crecy.

    Look at agincourt to see how effective plate armor was against a hail of arrows.

    http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/longbow.htm

    http://www.trivia-library.com/b/military-and-war-weapons-the-longbow.htm

    It seems to be common knowledge that longbows pierce plate mail, but at Agincourt English arrows appear to have done virtually nothing to the French advance. I be confused.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt

    What stopped the French advance were the heavy rains the night before.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh god not the plate vs. longbow debate again. D:

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/longbow.htm

    http://www.trivia-library.com/b/military-and-war-weapons-the-longbow.htm

    It seems to be common knowledge that longbows pierce plate mail, but at Agincourt English arrows appear to have done virtually nothing to the French advance. I be confused.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt

    Historical records seem to consistently disagree with the idea of longbows piercing platemail. I also remember some studies that were done on the british history channel equivalent where they made some plate armor, and then shot arrows at it out of a machine, at close ranges, and even then it failed to penetrate.

    I'll go look at those first two links though.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Military history is the boringest.

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