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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    Yes, think we don't have ways around it. then when you least expect it. BAM! All your bandwidth will belong to the glorious socialist republic of Canada! Muahahaha! *cough* Err, I mean, sucks for us. :(

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    jihad swine flu of liberal gay abortions


    D:

    skippydumptruck on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Do you count granny porn in the "you're not old until you're older than the oldest porn performer" rule, Sarkus?

    That's right, I saw it

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    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Somebody deleted a post about the oldest porn star or something.

    Thank you Senj, and that's what I was going to say.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Do you count granny porn in the "you're not old until you're older than the oldest porn performer" rule, Sarkus?

    That's right, I saw it

    Damnit.

    I read it back to myself after I posted it and I had no idea what I was trying to say.

    Actually, that was the edited version.

    Sarksus on
  • BamaBama regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh man, now the old people are talking about shit that didn't happen. I think it's time to look at retirement homes.

    edit: curse you, Sarksus

    Bama on
  • PreacherPreacher regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well we aren't all 85 year old Julie "Pancake boobs" Splortch.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    was the pun too subtle or are you kids just too young to know the Karnak routine

    They are babbys.

    I miss Johnny

    Yeah, he left far too soon.

    How old are you, Elldren?

    old enough

    pft, way to be a stereotype

    blugh. 27.
    29. You don't get to go feeling old at the tender age of 27

    I am old and I am younger than both of you.

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  • JamesJames regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If it's any consolation Elldren you sound younger on the internet.

    James on
  • JamesJames regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    And no skippy, I can't see them.

    James on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I live in a [tiny]former[/tiny] retirement home.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    was the pun too subtle or are you kids just too young to know the Karnak routine

    They are babbys.

    I miss Johnny

    Yeah, he left far too soon.

    How old are you, Elldren?

    old enough

    pft, way to be a stereotype

    blugh. 27.
    29. You don't get to go feeling old at the tender age of 27

    I am old and I am younger than both of you.

    Your mental age was the inspiration for Benjamin Button, gramps

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Originally I was going to say, "There are plenty of twenty-seven year old porn stars, Elldren."

    Actually there was another sentence after that but I can't remember what it was. It was probably important.

    Sarksus on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Originally I was going to say, "There are plenty of twenty-seven year old porn stars, Elldren."

    Actually there was another sentence after that but I can't remember what it was. It was probably important.

    :lol:
    That you didn't need to share :P

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Originally I was going to say, "There are plenty of twenty-seven year old porn stars, Elldren."

    Actually there was another sentence after that but I can't remember what it was. It was probably important.

    Over the Hill Buttcrack Fever #12 was a good one

    worst totp ever

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    was the pun too subtle or are you kids just too young to know the Karnak routine

    They are babbys.

    I miss Johnny

    Yeah, he left far too soon.

    How old are you, Elldren?

    old enough

    pft, way to be a stereotype

    blugh. 27.

    And here I imagined that you were probably younger than me.

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  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nexus is a terrible top of the page.

    Eventually they get bored and report him to the authorities.

    Sarksus on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    :cry:

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So the other day this girl was talking to me.

    and at some point i mentioned liking her glasses.

    to which she responded that i probably only liked them because i could see myself in them.

    to which i said. yes.

    and that was the awkward end of our conversation. I think I made a mistake with that last bit right?

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So the other day this girl was talking to me.

    and at some point i mentioned liking her glasses.

    to which she responded that i probably only liked them because i could see myself in them.

    to which i said. yes.

    and that was the awkward end of our conversation. I think I made a mistake with that last bit right?

    I think she sounds like a remarkably perceptive girl

    you never had a chance

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • PreacherPreacher regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So the other day this girl was talking to me.

    and at some point i mentioned liking her glasses.

    to which she responded that i probably only liked them because i could see myself in them.

    to which i said. yes.

    and that was the awkward end of our conversation. I think I made a mistake with that last bit right?

    I think she sounds like a remarkably perceptive girl

    you never had a chance

    Yeah she had corrected vision. Edward was fucked.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So the other day this girl was talking to me.

    and at some point i mentioned liking her glasses.

    to which she responded that i probably only liked them because i could see myself in them.

    to which i said. yes.

    and that was the awkward end of our conversation. I think I made a mistake with that last bit right?

    I think she sounds like a remarkably perceptive girl

    you never had a chance

    Well to continue the story in the most brief manner possible she basically cornered me and initiated the whole conversation thing and then

    I just shot myself in the foot over and over again then went to go get a drink. I'm mostly amused by the whole thing to be truthful. Because she was being remarkably perceptive as you mentioned.

    Preacher they were sunglasses. You silly.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So the other day this girl was talking to me.

    and at some point i mentioned liking her glasses.

    to which she responded that i probably only liked them because i could see myself in them.

    to which i said. yes.

    and that was the awkward end of our conversation. I think I made a mistake with that last bit right?

    I think she sounds like a remarkably perceptive girl

    you never had a chance

    Yeah she had corrected vision. Edward was fucked.

    I'm pretty sure he wasn't. At least the way he ended the story didn't indicate any fucking.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • JamesJames regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    There is a cloud outside that looks like Australia.

    James on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I think i'm going to do a vocal cover of this song

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19UZd_DKs2Q

    but I don't know if I have the vocal strength or versatility to pull it off. Hmmm.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    James wrote: »
    There is a cloud outside that looks like Australia.

    it's drunk and throwing things at the abos?

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So the other day this girl was talking to me.

    and at some point i mentioned liking her glasses.

    to which she responded that i probably only liked them because i could see myself in them.

    to which i said. yes.

    and that was the awkward end of our conversation. I think I made a mistake with that last bit right?

    I think she sounds like a remarkably perceptive girl

    you never had a chance

    Yeah she had corrected vision. Edward was fucked.

    I'm pretty sure he wasn't. At least the way he ended the story didn't indicate any fucking.

    Nah. No sex that night. But there will be other nights. Surely. Perhaps.

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  • JamesJames regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    There is a cloud outside that looks like Australia.

    it's drunk and throwing things at the abos?

    Well it's gone now. I suspect dingos are involved.

    James on
  • PreacherPreacher regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    There is a cloud outside that looks like Australia.

    it's drunk and throwing things at the abos?

    Knifing people and oppressing the native population? Getting gunned down by Matthew Quigley?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    James wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    There is a cloud outside that looks like Australia.

    it's drunk and throwing things at the abos?

    Well it's gone now. I suspect dingos are involved.

    Between pigs making us sick and dingos eating our babies and making clouds disappear I'd say we're screwed.

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Or maybe I should do a Dying Fetus cover?

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  • wazillawazilla regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hmmm, the group rock climbing event has turned into me seeing a movie with a girl.

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    Psn:wazukki
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Your mental age was the inspiration for Benjamin Button, gramps

    Oh are your hot-flashes flaring up again?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Hmmm, the group rock climbing event has turned into me seeing a movie with a girl.

    Success?

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  • Delicious Toad!Delicious Toad! __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Hmmm, the group rock climbing event has turned into me seeing a movie with a girl.

    Success?
    Stop sex, start climbing

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Virus has been sighted in Finland

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Hmmm, the group rock climbing event has turned into me seeing a movie with a girl.

    Success?
    Stop sex, start climbing

    Tall chicks need love too, jerkface.

    ViolentChemistry on
    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    shawty!

    skippydumptruck on
  • JamesJames regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    samsteelesmall.png

    James on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! regular Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    *huff puff*

    I came as soon as I heard that we were making fun of the old people in chat.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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