All changes have to be certified by an approved garage or directly by the Technical Inspection Agency.
They will have the cables, trust me.
that blows
that's like buying a computer and then being told you can't make any changes to it yourself, without having a best buy technician approve it
If there is one thing you can count on in Germany, it's that there's always a guy, somewhere, with the requisite equipment and attitude to tell you if something is in Ordnung or not.
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Most terrifying internet day for me was the one when there was a story about a dude whos dick broke during sex. His wife was getting a little jumpy and there was a snap and a lot of blood, now hes impotent.
that's not how it happened, it was in missionary and he hit her pelvic bone with his donger and then there was a snap and a lot of blood
Don't discourage jumpiness lest you find yourself with a pool of dead fish to choose from
EDIT: Although i realize now i never sought to find out how the fuck he hit her pelvic bone
i need to find this story again
Oh god there must have been multiple stories, because I was reading up on it and there was one who got the broken dick from cowgirl. I mean just reading up on broken dick was terrifying. All of them related that there was a pop and then lots of blood (kind of a reverse virginity).
Also look australia, your entire country is trying to kill you.
Most terrifying internet day for me was the one when there was a story about a dude whos dick broke during sex. His wife was getting a little jumpy and there was a snap and a lot of blood, now hes impotent.
that is why I had a titanium rod implanted in my... rod.
don't tell the German authorities, I do not have a permit for it
I might have to... inspect you...
I hope you have the right cables
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Oh god there must have been multiple stories, because I was reading up on it and there was one who got the broken dick from cowgirl. I mean just reading up on broken dick was terrifying. All of them related that there was a pop and then lots of blood (kind of a reverse virginity).
Also look australia, your entire country is trying to kill you.
Most terrifying internet day for me was the one when there was a story about a dude whos dick broke during sex. His wife was getting a little jumpy and there was a snap and a lot of blood, now hes impotent.
that is why I had a titanium rod implanted in my... rod.
don't tell the German authorities, I do not have a permit for it
I might have to... inspect you...
I hope you have the right cables
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Goddamn, it's a rod. I have a fully operational tongue.
A Swedish artist created a penis sculpture that was about 20 kilos. That’s about 44 American pounds. That’s a big penis. Clearly, the Swedes don’t really need a Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pump. And yes, yes I did just make an Austin Powers reference. This is Swedish culture at its best. Carl Larsson can’t really compete with an artist who sculpts that big of a penis.
Anyway, the penis is now broken. Busted into two different pieces while on display in a hotel. Maybe not the most illustrious place for an artist to display his sculpture, but come on. It’s a stone penis. There are just so many jokes to be made here. Hard ons and such.
well now i know how to break somebody's penis if i am feeling the need to exact revenge of some sort
also Australia is filled with fucking terrifying goddamn animals
They never showed it in golden eye, but Xenia killed men by breaking their weiners.
i never watched any of the old bond films
>_>
*backs away slowly*
I'd never seen any Bond or Indiana Jones films 'til last year. I mainly watched them because I was fed up having conversations that went:
"You've never seen Indiana Jones!"
"no"
"Really!"
"no"
"Not even Raiders of the Lost Ark"
"no"
"Oh come on, you must have seen Raiders!"
"no"
Old OLD??!?!? Yeah its at least 10 years old, but still hakkes, you're making me feel old.
1995! I was in kindergarten
I knew this day would come. I used to do that to people I worked with and now its time to swallow the bitter pill of younger people reminding you how old you are.
Starcross if you never saw Indy 1-3 out of desire to watch them you are a fundamentally broken human being. I don't want to even know you.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Yeah a shame that Pierce did his best film first, but not a surprise. The people who own the rights to the bond films do them as cheaply as they possibly can. Casino Royale was good, Quantum was bad.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
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If there is one thing you can count on in Germany, it's that there's always a guy, somewhere, with the requisite equipment and attitude to tell you if something is in Ordnung or not.
You could of warned me that there would be giant spiders in that link.
my new landlord's business email is @aol.com
tehehehee
I hope you have the right cables
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also Australia is filled with fucking terrifying goddamn animals
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Look it was an article about Australia, you had a 50% chance it would have spiders.
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I've been listening to the colorado senate today and the bill to make the death penalty in colorado illegal just got voted down by 1 vote.
:x:x:x
Goddamn, it's a rod. I have a fully operational tongue.
those who voted no should be put to death
http://welcometosweden.blogspot.com/2009/04/broken-swedish-penis.html
The link is SFW, no pictures in there
NNID: Hakkekage
They never showed it in golden eye, but Xenia killed men by breaking their weiners.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Watching it swirl slowly in its bowl... :P
I have to get some sleep. Night, [chat].
Which is not murder because they say so.
>_>
*backs away slowly*
NNID: Hakkekage
Old OLD??!?!? Yeah its at least 10 years old, but still hakkes, you're making me feel old.
pleasepaypreacher.net
oh right you haven't seen a lot of things
i forgot
edit: wait, goldeneye isn't even "old" goldeneye is like the bond of our childhood
Bob Dole had to be called in to neutralize her.
NNID: Hakkekage
I'd never seen any Bond or Indiana Jones films 'til last year. I mainly watched them because I was fed up having conversations that went:
"You've never seen Indiana Jones!"
"no"
"Really!"
"no"
"Not even Raiders of the Lost Ark"
"no"
"Oh come on, you must have seen Raiders!"
"no"
I knew this day would come. I used to do that to people I worked with and now its time to swallow the bitter pill of younger people reminding you how old you are.
Starcross if you never saw Indy 1-3 out of desire to watch them you are a fundamentally broken human being. I don't want to even know you.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Theism's God always sees Goldeneye.
:OOOO
*slaps*
NNID: Hakkekage
... does your babysitter know you're on the internet?
Oh god. You're the same age as my little brother. Now I'm going to start assuming you're as retarded as he is.
NNID: Hakkekage
NNID: Hakkekage
NNID: Hakkekage
Yeah a shame that Pierce did his best film first, but not a surprise. The people who own the rights to the bond films do them as cheaply as they possibly can. Casino Royale was good, Quantum was bad.
pleasepaypreacher.net
:^: lul
See you later, [chat].