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Pre Fight Debate Thread: Bracket 9

Doctor DoomDoctor Doom Registered User regular
edited December 2006 in Graphic Violence
Match A:

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Typhoid Mary

Powers: Pyrokinesis, telekinesis, psionic seduction, skilled in hand to hand combat and the use of various weapons, insanity

Equipment, 10 throwing knives, a sawed-off shotgun, 20 Fragmentation Grenades

Vs.

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Brainiac

Powers: Vast intellect, Vast superhuman physical capabilities and energy manipulation powers derived from cybernetic body.

Environment: The Fifth Dimension. Mr. Mxyzptlk is present, and will be interfering in the fight.

Match B:

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The Mandarin

Powers: Racist Chinese stereotype, skilled martial artist, possesses 10 alien rings

* Left Pinkie — "Ice Blast," with which he could encase foes in bands of ice or create walls of ice to block pursuers.
* Left Ring Finger — "Mental-Intensifier," which amplifies the Mandarin's own mental energies and allows him to control the minds of others.
* Left Middle Finger — "Electro Blast," unleashing powerful lightning-like bolts.
* Left Index Finger — "Flame Blast," a flamethrower-like gout of flame.
* Left Thumb — "White Light," a laser-like beam.
* Right Thumb — "Matter Rearranger," which can rearrange the atoms and molecules of a substance. The Mandarin usually uses this ring to change the shape of objects, such as causing a giant stone hand to erupt out of the earth and grapple a foe. He has, however, used it to transmute the molecular composition of objects, such as changing the air around a target into a poisonous gas.
* Right Index Finger — "Impact Beam," a blast of concussive or gravitational force.
* Right Middle Finger — "Vortex Beam," allows Mandarin to control air and wind, allowing him to fly.
* Right Ring Finger — "Disintegration Beam." Unlike the others, this Ring requires a twenty minute recharge time between firings.
* Right Pinkie — "Black Light," which can create areas of absolute blackness.


Vs.

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Silver Samurai

Powers: Less racist Japanese stereotype, Channel mutant energy into anything, most commonly a sword, to create a tachyon field capable of cutting anything except adamantium, teleportation ring

Equipment: Two katanas, 20 shruiken

Environment: A battlefield in feudal Japan. Mandarin may not use his mind control ring, his matter rearranger, or his disintegration ring. All others he may use at will.

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  • FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Brainiac and Mandarin.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I am thinking Braniac and Mandarin. How powerful is her PK TK? Strong enough to hurt a guy who fights Superman and stuff, or strong enough to hurt someone like Daredevil?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Brainiac and Mandarin.
    no question

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    typhoid mary and silver samurai

    because i said so

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Sigh. Poor Typhoid Mary.

    Edit: whippy I love you.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I want to say Mr. M is gonna love Mary, but then again, he's not that bloody. I also like Sam more than Mandarin but he does have the power advantage.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    typhoid mary and silver samurai

    because i said so

    Well if Whippy says so, it's what I have to go with, too.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    My ass. Braniac's superior intelligence doesn't do him any good in a brawl unless you're saying he can talk Typhoid into killing herself, and she'll switch personalities as soon as the intense self-loathing kicks in since she became crazy to deal with feelings and situations she's incapable of handling in the first place.

    Aside from that, all Brainy has is superhuman capabilities and energy manipulation. I don't know how he usually utilizes these, the extent of the powers, and how good of a fighter he is, so if these warrant a victory then I'd like an explanation as to why.

    Furthermore, Mr. M is going to favor the hot crazy girl.



    Meanwhile, I favor the teleporter over Mandarin. Japan is his home and all he needs to do is get the drop and deliver a charged shuriken to the head.

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  • The LuggageThe Luggage Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Let's only vote for the underdogs when they're from Marvel.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Mxyzptlk is going to favor the guy that hates Superman

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    Mxyzptlk is going to favor the guy that hates Superman
    Oh yeah, maybe.

    Unless he's the kind of guy who thinks only he should be allowed the honor of defeating Superman?

    Also, didn't Mr. M and Superman end on good terms last time they met?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    robosagogo wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Mxyzptlk is going to favor the guy that hates Superman
    Oh yeah, maybe.

    Unless he's the kind of guy who thinks only he should be allowed the honor of defeating Superman?

    Also, didn't Mr. M and Superman end on good terms last time they met?

    You mean when he died or whatever?

    Yeah, I guess

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Environment: The Fifth Dimension. Mr. Mxyzptlk is present, and will be interfering in the fight.

    I don't think Brainiac is going to be able to follow Mxyzptlk. He would end up going DOES NOT COMPUTE. And Typhoid would just be laughing all the way to the win.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    the fifth dimension does favor the insane. just look what joker did with it.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Let's only vote for the underdogs when they're from Marvel.

    Oh hey Terrorbyte, what's up.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I usually vote for whoever I think is gonna win.

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  • The LuggageThe Luggage Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Let's only vote for the underdogs when they're from Marvel.

    Oh hey Terrorbyte, what's up.

    I'm just pissed that Bizarro lost to a retard in a metal suit.

    No offence, Doom. I'm sure your Mommy says you're special.

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  • GuekGuek Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Let's only vote for the underdogs when they're from Marvel.

    Oh hey Terrorbyte, what's up.

    I'm just pissed that Bizarro lost to a retard in a metal suit.

    No offence, Doom. I'm sure your Mommy says you're special.

    oh god....oh God no...

    you gon get it now ;-)

    in all seriousness, bizarro stood a snowball's chance in hell against doom. well...so does almost anybody else. he's pretty much the superman of this tournament (heh...yeah......*giggles*)

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    typhoid mary and silver samurai

    because i said so

    Whippy proves he's falliable just like other human beings.

    Braniac and Mandarin.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    At first I thought "Brainic for sure." Then I thought "did I pick him so quickly because he's male? Do I secretly see women as inferior to men?" After much soul searching I find myself forced to vote for Mary now.

    Mandarin vs Silver Samurai? I was beaten to the punch when it comes to suggesting SS for this tourny, but he's still my pick in my heart. Mandarin can't use his most powerful rings and they are in Japan so I'm going for the shiny dude with the sword.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    All of Mandarin's available rings basically amount to a variety of projectile attacks. I think a teleporting samurai is uniquely suited to avoiding them thanks to his mobility and armor.

    Furthermore, I don't think Mandarin can do anything to stop charged shurikens or swords.

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  • NinjaSquirrelNinjaSquirrel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Well he could blast them out of the air couldn't he?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm gonna go Mary due to the dimension and Mandarin due to him being an intelligent powerhouse.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Well he could blast them out of the air couldn't he?
    They can cut through anything, so I just assumed they couldn't be deflected.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The Joker is a completely different kind of insane than Mary. He is composed and in control. He has a wacky kind of madness that responds well to the wacky reality of the Fifth Dimension.

    Mary has a fractured mind. People with cohesive minds have trouble keeping themselves together in the 5th Dimension. She can barely keep herself together in the third dimension, and this would translate to "she is going to literally fall apart" in the Fifth Dimension.

    Also, Brainiac is much more powerful than anyone Mary has ever fought before. He has tremendous, tremendous strength and energy shooting pew pew pew capabilities. Mary is seriously outgunned.

    And Mr. Mxyzptlk would probably be more interested in toying with Mary than Brainiac, because she presents a whole new challenge.

    Brainiac and Mandarin, for sure.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Joker's brand of insanity varies by writer. Oftentimes he isn't composed and in control.

    And I think Mr. M would be more prone to toying with Braniac since he's a humorless robot, and presumably the reason M torments Superman is to get the guy to stop taking everything so seriously.

    Braniac's wiki entry doesn't say much about his actual abilities. Also, presumably the most recent incarnation (13, if I'm reading correctly) was wiped from existence.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Brainiac's level of strength, though not entirely clear, is definitely more than Luke Cage's level of strength. Same goes for durability.

    But you have a point about Mxy toying with Brainiac for that reason.

    Still, very few things he would probably do to Brainiac would change the fact that Brainiac outclasses Mary by a laaarge margin.


    And there's also the fact that sane people can lose all sense of self in the 5th Dimension, even Green Lanterns. It is incredibly difficult to not fall apart. Mary has trouble maintaining herself in the 3rd Dimension. She would not last for very long in the 5th.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm mostly concerned with Braniac's speed and fighting ability since strength doesn't really matter if you can't land a hit. Where are they?

    Meanwhile, I'm not sure if Braniac would be any better at handling the 5th dimension than Mary. Have any robots visited the area before? Generally, I wouldn't expect a robot to deal well with a wholly incomprehensible environment. At least humans have imagination, nightmares, and sophisticated coping mechanisms, the first two preparing them in some way and the last supporting them.

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Brainiac and Mandarin, no question.

    Brainiac gets punched around by Superman, setting him on fire isn't going to do a hell of a lot

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  • MonkeydryeMonkeydrye Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    robosagogo wrote:
    I'm mostly concerned with Braniac's speed and fighting ability since strength doesn't really matter if you can't land a hit. Where are they?

    Meanwhile, I'm not sure if Braniac would be any better at handling the 5th dimension than Mary. Have any robots visited the area before? Generally, I wouldn't expect a robot to deal well with a wholly incomprehensible environment. At least humans have imagination, nightmares, and sophisticated coping mechanisms, the first two preparing them in some way and the last supporting them.

    I don't think the Mary/Brainiac fight is cut and dry. In this world I would easily give it to Brains (he HAS to be fast to deal with Supes in any way). But the chaotic nature of the 5th dimension will favor Mary.

    I like Doom's fights...he does his best to even the field.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Monkeydrye wrote:
    robosagogo wrote:
    I'm mostly concerned with Braniac's speed and fighting ability since strength doesn't really matter if you can't land a hit. Where are they?

    Meanwhile, I'm not sure if Braniac would be any better at handling the 5th dimension than Mary. Have any robots visited the area before? Generally, I wouldn't expect a robot to deal well with a wholly incomprehensible environment. At least humans have imagination, nightmares, and sophisticated coping mechanisms, the first two preparing them in some way and the last supporting them.

    I don't think the Mary/Brainiac fight is cut and dry. In this world I would easily give it to Brains (he HAS to be fast to deal with Supes in any way). But the chaotic nature of the 5th dimension will favor Mary.

    I like Doom's fights...he does his best to even the field.

    I agree. In the normal world Brainiac would win, no contest. But in a place like the 5th dimension I could see a comuter having trouble comprehending the events going on around it. Im still not sure who would win, but alot of times the setting of the fight gets overlooked and in this fight it's pretty important.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Mary will not fare well in the 5th Dimension. The Joker thrives in it because he is the Joker, he has a coherent sense of self and his insanity is innately attuned to weird shit. He eats that stuff up like candy, he loves the chaotic nature of it.

    Mary, on the other hand, is a different kind of crazy. She is a deeply emotionally disturbed individual with no real sense of self. She can barely keep herself together in the normal world, and that is going to be exponentially worse in the 5th Dimension, where normal people have incredible difficulty keeping their composure.

    And Brainiac can comprehend a lot of things. Much more than a normal human. He would definitely be able to function in the 5th dimension. The 5th Dimension is still comprehensible, it's just much more different to spot the patterns.

    Add to that the fact that Mary cannot harm Brainiac with her powers, because they are in no way able to even come close to scratching Superman, whom Brainiac has tussled with, one on one, I would give the fight to Brainiac by a fairly large margin. Not too large, though, because Mr. Mxyzptlk's interference would definitely fuck boith Mary and Brainiac up. I just think that Brainiac, who is mentally very, very stable, would be able to recover and adapt to Mxyzptlk's pranks much more quickly.


    To Mary, the whole 5th Dimension must be like that one bit in Deadpool, when Deadpool goes to free her from the asylum. Deadpool de-cloaks and goes "OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!" or something similar to one of the nuts there who is about to be released. The guy curls up into a fetal position, all the years of therapy being destroyed in an instant.

    The 5th Dimension to anyone as unstable as Mary is going to be like that, only constantly.

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  • MonkeydryeMonkeydrye Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Mary will not fare well in the 5th Dimension. The Joker thrives in it because he is the Joker, he has a coherent sense of self and his insanity is innately attuned to weird shit. He eats that stuff up like candy, he loves the chaotic nature of it.

    Mary, on the other hand, is a different kind of crazy. She is a deeply emotionally disturbed individual with no real sense of self. She can barely keep herself together in the normal world, and that is going to be exponentially worse in the 5th Dimension, where normal people have incredible difficulty keeping their composure.

    And Brainiac can comprehend a lot of things. Much more than a normal human. He would definitely be able to function in the 5th dimension. The 5th Dimension is still comprehensible, it's just much more different to spot the patterns.

    Add to that the fact that Mary cannot harm Brainiac with her powers, because they are in no way able to even come close to scratching Superman, whom Brainiac has tussled with, one on one, I would give the fight to Brainiac by a fairly large margin. Not too large, though, because Mr. Mxyzptlk's interference would definitely fuck boith Mary and Brainiac up. I just think that Brainiac, who is mentally very, very stable, would be able to recover and adapt to Mxyzptlk's pranks much more quickly.


    To Mary, the whole 5th Dimension must be like that one bit in Deadpool, when Deadpool goes to free her from the asylum. Deadpool de-cloaks and goes "OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!" or something similar to one of the nuts there who is about to be released. The guy curls up into a fetal position, all the years of therapy being destroyed in an instant.

    The 5th Dimension to anyone as unstable as Mary is going to be like that, only constantly.

    Could Mxy use his powers to temporarily "fix" Mary?

    I can totally see Mxy powering down Brain to make things even. It would be "fun".

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Fixing Mary's brain isn't really his style. Powering down Brainiac is, but that would still mean that the fight could go either way, and Brainiac is simply a much more able combatant than Mary. He's what, how old? Really old? I don't know, much older than Mary, though, and he's been at it for a loooong time, probably against a host of opponents with similar powers.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The thing I find so ridiculous about really old villains like Braniac and Apocalypse is the fact that they've been around so long and yet have accomplished seemingly nothing during that timespan.

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  • Conditional_AxeConditional_Axe Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Presuming that Mxy takes a side, his MO is to attack ego and/or seriousness. That's Brainiac more than it is Mary.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Never having read a 5th dimension story, can anyone recall people who've visited the 5th Dimension and their reactions to it?

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    robosagogo wrote:
    Never having read a 5th dimension story, can anyone recall people who've visited the 5th Dimension and their reactions to it?

    Yes. During the 5th Dimension's invasion of earth during Grant Morrison's run on JLA, Green Lantern and Captain Marvel go there through the Rock of Eternity. Green Lantern has extreme difficulties keeping himself together until Captain Marvel (who is resistant to much of the dimension's disorientig effects due to his magical nature) helps him.

    Mary neither has as much willpower as Green Lantern, nor does she have Captain Marvel's resistance against magical effects, nor does she posess the general composure needed to stay in one piece there.

    And while Mxy would probably antagonize Brainiac the most, he wouldn't do it in a way that would give Mary an easy victory, because that wouldn't be fun at all.

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  • Conditional_AxeConditional_Axe Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Any appearance by Mxy is also sure to involve some unsubtle commentary about editorial decisions.

    Maybe Mary and Brainy will be turned into Clor and Blue Beetle, respectively?

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  • RonnieWooWoo!RonnieWooWoo! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    What the shit, I'm agreeing with Spectre? The only way Mary could win this fight is with so much interference on the part of Mr. Mxyzptlk that the fight ends up being more about Mxyzptlk vs. Braniac than Mary vs. Braniac.

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