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New Comic Thread for May 8th, 2009

FizFiz Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Social Entropy++
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    haha this is pretty great

    also, randy pinkwood or whatever his name is?

    doesn't have a neck

    garriot looks hilarious, i'm loving the art in this one

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    ahahaha

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    CEO duke nukem is one hell of a public speaker

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What happened to Randy's hair? And neck?

    Edit: Never mind, he never really did have a neck:
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    eh, not feelin' this one

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I was expecting more.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Worth it for liquidate non-performing assets and chew gum.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Whoa

    I'm awake for the new comic thread

    Crap!

    AMP'd on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh gosh Randy how I love you ever so.

    I started reading this comic thinking, man he's gonna make a joke about boning ladies.

    And out of the corner of my eye I could see the mischievous grin on his face.

    I knew he was talking about boning ladies.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I would have thought Duke Nukem would have said something more like.

    I'm hear to kick ass and pay programmers.

    And I'm all out of cash.

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Worth it for new anchorman hair.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I would have thought Duke Nukem would have said something more like.

    I'm hear to kick ass and pay programmers.

    And I'm all out of cash.

    It was a prepared statement

    AMP'd on
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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2009
    whoa what is this "delayed ghostbusters release" crap

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    duke's prepared statement reminded me of that lonely island song

    FOOD FUNDING IS INSUFFICIENT

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Randy's been hitting the sauce - that bulbous reddened nose, the haircut regressing from the nineties to the eighties...

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    well at least he doesn't have the dark crackhead bags under his eyes

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    oh randy, take me now!

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I like this comic. Each panel is like a little vignette.

    Butler on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    whoa what is this "delayed ghostbusters release" crap

    Sony paid a bunch of money to have the Ghostbusters video game be a timed PS3 exclusive.

    Don't worry, just in Europe.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    whoa what is this "delayed ghostbusters release" crap

    Sony paid a bunch of money to have the Ghostbusters video game be a timed PS3 exclusive.

    Don't worry, just in Europe.

    okay as long as it's just the dirty europeans that have to deal with that, I'm fine

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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Duke Nukem Forever was a bluff. They said they were working on it, when really they used the money for blow & hookers.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Highfire wrote: »
    Duke Nukem Forever was a bluff. They said they were working on it, when really they used the money for blow & hookers.

    this is a revolutionary observation

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I like this comic

    hope there's a podcast

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    whoa what is this "delayed ghostbusters release" crap

    Sony paid a bunch of money to have the Ghostbusters video game be a timed PS3 exclusive.

    Don't worry, just in Europe.

    The excusivity will probably barely earn them the money they spent to have it be exclusive in the first place.

    Wooo marketing!

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  • Slab64Slab64 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    His hair is much more....how to put it...Koppelesque.

    Here's a photo of Ted Koppel, newsman extraordinaire. In a Pinkwood-like fashion, he is bragging about the size of his wang.

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    Not much to brag about there, Ted. However, note the similarity in coiffure.

    Sorry for getting all Frenchy on you there.

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    "I'm a person who believes steadfastly that an array of firm penises hover in the periphery, poised to screw the reasonable and the sensible people of the Earth." -Tycho
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hey look, its Randy Pinkwood!

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    whoa what is this "delayed ghostbusters release" crap

    Sony paid a bunch of money to have the Ghostbusters video game be a timed PS3 exclusive.

    Don't worry, just in Europe.

    I never understood this.

    a) Timed exclusives are retarded. It's not going to drive people to go out and buy your shit. They'll just wait the extra month instead of shelling out 399 for a new console. All it does is piss people off.

    b)Sony bought the rights for releases in the PAL regions? I doubt the profit is going to be worth the cost of securing that "exclusive"

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That's not how it works at all.

    Look at in the idea of someone that has neither console.

    Game comes out.

    They want the game, it's only currently available on one system.

    Do they buy an xbox or PS3?

    Look at in the sense of someone that own both systems.

    Game comes out.

    They want the game, it's only currently available on one system.

    Do they buy an xbox or PS3 version?

    And yeah it's not like there are 700,000,000 people in Europe at all is there?

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  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Not nearly enough discussion about sexy ghosts.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    JAEF wrote: »
    Not nearly enough discussion about sexy ghosts.

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  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ever since I got all three systems, I've stopped caring about exclusivity.

    It's like, magic.

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  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh for fuck's sake.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Randy just looks more like a penis with each appearance
    It is fantastic

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Next one he'll just be sitting there.
    Leaning a bit to one side.
    Oozing out the top.

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The last panel had me in tears

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Arcibi wrote: »
    The last panel had me in tears

    Because now you know who your daddy really is.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fucking Richard Garriot. Dude always was a little too big for his britches.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fucking Richard Garriot. Dude always was a little too big for his britches.

    I know you Volyu, because I know myself.

    You just hate him because he got to go into space.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Good old Randy Pinkwood.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I gotta good chuckle out of the second panel. The word "corporal" triggered a hearty chuckle, not entirely sure why.

    alliteration? That's usually for sounds at the beginning of words....

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