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[Mini-phalla] The Phall of Max Payne: Dearest of all my Friends - Vlad & Mona victory
Burnage
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"I am Max Payne.
My wife and daughter were murdered. It had something to do with the designer drug 'V'.
I transferred from the NYPD to the DEA, went undercover to find their killers. I got too close. I was framed for murder.
With nothing to lose, I went after the mafia during the worst winter storm in a century.
A mystery man named Alfred Woden told me the name of my real enemy; Nicole Horne. Woden and Horne were both members of a secret society, the Inner Circle. She was behind 'V', behind everything.
While working for the D.A., my wife had accidentally seen papers that incriminated Horne. Woden promised to take care of the charges against me if I took Horne out.
I killed Horne.
I gave myself up to the police. I knew I had enough evidence against him to make sure that Woden would stay true to his promise.
I lied to myself that it was over. I was still alive. My loved ones were still dead.
It wasn't over."
What's this?
This is a traditional phalla for [strike]25[/strike] 28 people, based on the truly fantastic Max Payne series. Knowledge of the characters and scenario of the games will possibly be helpful, but is not necessary in the slightest.
Phalla? What's that?
The forum's version of the party game, Mafia. See here for more details. General rules apply, including no anonymous contact between players, no direct quoting of role PMs, etc.
Every day you must vote for a player who you suspect to be a member of the Inner Circle. Please !vote in red and !retract in lime. Retractions are not necessary, only your last vote will be counted.
If you set up an off-site proboard, please PM me the link to it.
Any rules questions can be asked in orange.
The game day will most likely end at 0000 GMT.
Sign up in a gritty noir colour of your choosing.
Player List:
1: kuhlmeye - Inner Circle member (night one)
2: jdarksun - mobster (night three)
3: kime - mobster / John Mirra (night two)
4: Daius - mobster (night four)
5: GrimmyTOA - Vinnie Gognitti (night four)
6: WasabiBean - mobster (night three)
7: SpectralSpork - Valerie Winterson
8: Kay - mobster (night one)
9: Dunadan019 - mobster / The Flamingo
10: CJ Iwakura - Alfred Woden (night one)
11: Orange Soda - Vladimir Lem
12: WilDPantha05 - mobster (night three)
13: B:L - Inner Circle member (night four)
14: Wildcat - Inner Circle member (night four)
15: TheLawinator - mobster (night two)
16: crimsoncoyote - mobster (night three)
17: Exarch - mobster / John Mirra
18: abotkin - mobster (night one)
19: Mr. Defecation - mobster (night one)
20: DasUberEdward - Inner Circle member (inactivity, day four)
21: Trust - Mona Sax (night four)
22: Nocturne - mobster
23: Eipnoom - Inner Circle member (night two)
24: pablo_price - Dick Justice (night four)
25: Delmain - mobster (night two)
26: Drez - mobster (night two)
27: [strike]the_reflection[/strike] Maximus - Jim Bravura (night four)
28: [strike]Mad Jazz[/strike] Darian - mobster (night four)
Reserves
Lonelyahava
Rainfall
Wake up, Max. You're in a phalla.
Day One: There's no 'us' in this
Day Two: In the middle of something
Day Three: That old familiar feeling
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!You're in a Phalla, Max
The truth was a burning green crack through my brain. Day 1 grudge votes flying through the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Endless repetition of the act of voting off Kime, Vigs revealing after vote close to show off their kills. The paranoid feel of the mafia controlling my every post. I was in a phalla. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
!sign up
This isn't cyberpunk :P
I changed my mind. :P
Jlarpsun thought he was safe.
Jlarpsun thought he was the hunter.
!HE THOUGHT WRONG.
Years ago... it feels like only yesterday, I was a guardian of the law and I had tried to save a young boy's life. How would I know that years later that boy would become a MONSTER... a SERIAL LARPER.
It is up to me to repent for what I had done. Jlarpsun had a death wish years ago. Now, his wish is granted.
- The private journals of B:T Slater
!Nonetheless, I was ready.
It was either that or
...I was beginning to think that B:L had a big mancrush on Christian Slater.
You're imaging things.
Coward!
LoL: BunyipAristocrat
Steam
!The signup post stank. It smelled like a grilled cheese sandwich and cigarette ashes. It smelled of desperation
I picked up the phone, only to be greeted by the harsh voice of the lieutenant.
"Kuhl! That case file has been on your desk for hours! Are you ever coming in to follow it up?"
"Yeah yeah. Just had to finish some things up." The gun on the coffee table almost calls my name. Almost like it was part of me. "I'll be there in a bit." The phone found its home on the reciever.
And with that, my struggle out the pit began. I nearly couldn't remember how I got here. But I did know one thing: when the rabbit comes out of its home, it comes out for a reason. And I had my reason...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omQ-7wZTXvI&feature=related
One of my five favorite PC games.
One of my favorite PC games was Killer Queen.
I see you've enjoyed it too.
Don't hate me for being bad!
As I looked around at the room full of people, hundreds of sets of piercing eyes burrowed into my soul. They all wanted me dead ... well, I wanted the same thing ... it was just a matter of who would get to do it first.
I just had to remember... try not to make it personal. It's just a necessity. But it always ends up being personal.