My boobs will be genetically engineered in our top-secret CDPCB (Centre for Development of Prime Condition Boobs) and distributed to all Americans. They will arrive perky and remain that way for much longer than that found on a living female specimen.
All our boobs are developed from living tissue and nurtured lovingly by our team of boob-care specialists, involving daily massages to keep tissue soft, until the day arrives that they are to be shipped out.
There's a 35-year waiting list for the job position of Boob-Care specialist by the way, so we are no longer accepting further applications for this role. But there are many other positions in our high-tech lab available.
All our boobs are developed from living tissue and nurtured lovingly by our team of boob-care specialists, involving daily massages to keep tissue soft, until the day arrives that they are to be shipped out.
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Tomorrow is a day off for the Atlantis crew, but I'm hoping that they will feel generous and send us some video of them all just hanging out and having fun in the orbiter.
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Atlantis to ISS call at 11:06 central time.
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heeeheee
"We just finished lunch"
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The ISS crew sounds like oh god somebody finally remembered that we're up here
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and I can't see a damn thing but that's OK
It's not even dark out yet
If elected, I promise to deliver a boob for every person in America before the development of a space-boob program.
No, that won't work
Every pair of boobs will be shared between the body on which they reside, and a beneficiary of said program
Sign me up!
Bats are slimy creatures of the night and they can not be trusted
How will your initiative support the youth and homeless?
"Everyone I live with says that ladies should wear bras, even if their boobs are crummy!"
Everyone needs boobs, no matter how small or downtrodden. Or small and downtrodden.
Space Bat has my vote.
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you pinko
people should have to EARN their boobs like the rest of us hard working citizens
But I can promise you a boob when I am elected, Wren
My boobs will be perky and in prime condition.
I will provide the boob as it grows naturally
Those with breasts will share one of them with the less endowed
do I look like a side of ribs to you?
The breast is a resource that I believe can only be fully appreciated while still attached to its host
But Usagi, haven't you ever wanted to be an Amazon?
I was never one for archery
Mine are guaranteed to be all natural
edit: They will be natural for all intents and purposes.
guaranteed organic
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"We just finished lunch"
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