Round 2: Punsie McKale vs Dragonicity vs Vann Diras

Goatmon

Vann, I love you for the Samurai Jack thing.

But Skull Man's was hilarious and very imaginative, so I gotta vote for him.

Tweaked_Bat_

Skullman's for use of Banjo Kazooie music.

Also it was pretty funny.

bwanie

Poor Ten

Tossrock

Man, I was squirming in my seat at Dragonicity's terribleness and then the ending hit and I was laughing so hard

Still though, I think the mad flow in Skull's takes the cake

FAQ

skullman for "I reckon that boy won't be square dancing no more"

Druhim

FAQ wrote: »

skullman for "I reckon that boy won't be square dancing no more"

I did really like that he used that for all four endings

Volucrisus Aedrius

Skull Man sweet merciful Christ.

Goddamn, son.

Darkness Mundus

skull shockin bitches like erryday

DrZiplock

Druhim wrote: »

MY GOD SKULL MAN

THAT IS AMAZING

A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE VIDEO

Seriously, he stepped way out of the box on this one and it's awesome.

As it Vann's. Not going to lie.

Hell, even Chico, Dyna and Camp all took this places we have yet to ever see. I'm pretty fucking impressed with people in this round.

Lost Salient

I brought a Choose Your Own Adventure book to my school today! My students... only sort of got it. But I was amused and entertained. It was a sign.

Mysst

Lost Salient wrote: »

I brought a Choose Your Own Adventure book to my school today! My students... only sort of got it. But I was amused and entertained. It was a sign.

First she wants us to read left to right, and now the pages aren't even in order!

Wimble

I still have my old Donald Duck Choose Your Own Adventure books somewhere. They are so great.

Lost Salient

I think it was the orcs and cracky illustrations of magical mushrooms that really threw them! But I mean, I watch the cartoons here; I figured they would be able to roll with more bizarre stuff.

Fortunately Korean is also left-to-right, or I would be way worse at reading it

Vann Diras

Fishman wrote: »

If I wasn't such a big Samurai Jack fan, I'd probably go with Skullers.

But I am, and that was damn near perfect, Vann. That was one of the best imitations of source material I've ever seen. Vote++

aw this makes me smile

the biggest thing for me was to imitate the show as closely a possible. glad I at least got that part

Punsie McKale

seriously, vann

it looks like a cut-scene from a samurai jack game on cartoonnetwork.com or something

you did a really good job

TheLawinator

I fucking love choose your own adventure.

Lockout

Skull and vann both did great jobs

but I gotta go with samurai jack

Butters

Skull Man and Dethklok

A winning combination.

GRMike

Song of the South Choose Your Own Adventure. It was wonderful.

Grey Ghost

Goddamn, Skull Man

that was a hell of a thing to find waiting for me after a week gone

Kusuguttai

The Otaku Suppository wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

i guess you're just jealous
you can't rhyme like S.M.
guess that's why you so zealous
to critique his rap and condemn
it's okay otaku we know you all fluff
yo rap aint got heart, it's like a three year old's still
so i'm callin yo bitchass and yo bitchass bluff
we know you ain't got a sense of humor, while skull man's plain ill

man fuck the haters
i ain't hearin what you trying to be smearin'
that homo fag shit don't go down in here
but let me type it up so it's nice and clear
i ain't pretendin to be a dope rhythm master
but I can still tell when your rap is a utter disaster
so do the world a favor and stop trying
cause with each post you make me feel I'm dying

i like how you didnt rhyme anything with smearin except hearing but it was in the same line
you also didnt rhyme anything with haters

basically you are incredibly awful
here is one fake dollar, buy a sense of humor that isn't horrifyingly bad

Qorzm

kusu did you like my rap?

Kusuguttai

i still havent listened to it because of finals i will go listen to it tonight after i nap

Projeck

kusu you do understand that not every line in a rap verse has to rhyme, yes

Vann Diras

Projeck wrote: »

kusu you do understand that not every line in a rap verse has to rhyme, yes

whatever whitey

Kusuguttai

Projeck wrote: »

kusu you do understand that not every line in a rap verse has to rhyme, yes

but the entire rest of it rhymes
so if you're a retard and don't know how to structure your rhymes so that you dont need to rhyme every line, cool!

also notice i didn't rhyme every line either! there was a rhyming scheme however.

if you're going to set precedent for not rhyming every line in the first couple lines, follow that precedent and don't just start rhyming afterward.

talking to me about rhyme structures
pfft
come back when you've learned some lessons on the streets

Projeck

alright

Vann Diras

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Projeck wrote: »

kusu you do understand that not every line in a rap verse has to rhyme, yes

but the entire rest of it rhymes
so if you're a retard and don't know how to structure your rhymes so that you dont need to rhyme every line, cool!

also notice i didn't rhyme every line either! there was a rhyming scheme however.

if you're going to set precedent for not rhyming every line in the first couple lines, follow that precedent and don't just start rhyming afterward.

talking to me about rhyme structures
pfft
come back when you've learned some lessons on the streets

wow

this post

god you just never stop being awful

Projeck

kusu you do understand that you rap was terrible, yes

Kusuguttai

Vann Diras wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Projeck wrote: »

kusu you do understand that not every line in a rap verse has to rhyme, yes

but the entire rest of it rhymes
so if you're a retard and don't know how to structure your rhymes so that you dont need to rhyme every line, cool!

also notice i didn't rhyme every line either! there was a rhyming scheme however.

if you're going to set precedent for not rhyming every line in the first couple lines, follow that precedent and don't just start rhyming afterward.

talking to me about rhyme structures
pfft
come back when you've learned some lessons on the streets

wow

this post

god you just never stop being awful

whatever man at least i didnt rip off samurai jack for my entry

i loved your entry

Kusuguttai

Projeck wrote: »

kusu you do understand that you rap was terrible, yes

it wasn't meant to be not terrible!
it took about 2 seconds of thought!
in response, not only is my rap terrible, but you in turn are terrible

Vann Diras

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Vann Diras wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Projeck wrote: »

kusu you do understand that not every line in a rap verse has to rhyme, yes

but the entire rest of it rhymes
so if you're a retard and don't know how to structure your rhymes so that you dont need to rhyme every line, cool!

also notice i didn't rhyme every line either! there was a rhyming scheme however.

if you're going to set precedent for not rhyming every line in the first couple lines, follow that precedent and don't just start rhyming afterward.

talking to me about rhyme structures
pfft
come back when you've learned some lessons on the streets

wow

this post

god you just never stop being awful

whatever man at least i didnt rip off samurai jack for my entry

i loved your entry

IT'S A TRIBUTE GOD YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND

BLUB BLUB BLUB

Kusuguttai

crawlin in my skinnn

Projeck

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Projeck wrote: »

kusu you do understand that you rap was terrible, yes

it wasn't meant to be not terrible!
it took about 2 seconds of thought!
in response, not only is my rap terrible, but you in turn are terrible

it doesn't count because i wasn't really trying see

Vann Diras

Projeck wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Projeck wrote: »

kusu you do understand that you rap was terrible, yes

it wasn't meant to be not terrible!
it took about 2 seconds of thought!
in response, not only is my rap terrible, but you in turn are terrible

it doesn't count because i wasn't really trying see

here you go dogg

Kusuguttai

Projeck wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Projeck wrote: »

kusu you do understand that you rap was terrible, yes

it wasn't meant to be not terrible!
it took about 2 seconds of thought!
in response, not only is my rap terrible, but you in turn are terrible

it doesn't count because i wasn't really trying see

haha okay champ

Projeck

i mean you are pulling one of those "heh i was trolling you all along!" things

Grey Ghost

Oh my god shut up

Projeck

ill shut you up!

Vann Diras

ya'll ruined my battle thread

just for that dragonicity wins