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Round 2: Vargas Prime vs Butler
Larlarconsecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPAMod Emeritus
Vargas Prime's empire - his chain of galleries, his animation company (Vargasoft), his engagement to Anne Hathaway - all gone, wiped from reality by the Realignment Engine that I built with own two hands.
Just one problem: The engine can't work on just one person - it has to change the whole world, the whole universe, save for a small bubble of protection around the person operating it - and some imperfect natural shielding on the Isle of Man, where Twitter keep one of their servers.
So, to all of you, it must look like Vargas Prime has always been just an ordinary guy who arts on the internet, and was never one of the most powerful men on the planet, described by Time magazine as "so talented that the dude's shits are post-modern masterpieces."
But the twitter documents the whole process, I mean I know that's hardly conclusive but... you still believe me... right?
I was just watching a Nova episode about the singer Mark Everett tracking down the friends of his father Hugh Everett, who created the concept of parallel universes in the late 1950's.
So apparently, yes, somewhere else I do love Twitter.
wait so if everyone in the alternate universe was hit by the chronosynclastic infundibula, does that mean that there are 6 billion beings for whom all of time is laid bare?
wait so if everyone in the alternate universe was hit by the chronosynclastic infundibula, does that mean that there are 6 billion beings for whom all of time is laid bare?
I want to vote for Faricazy for this post.
But I voted for Butler.
"Chrono, meaning time, and infundibula, meaning funnel. If you don't know what a funnel is, ask your Mom to show you."
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I must ponder this decision.
But wait, there is no poll. My choice has been made for me.
Edit: In the end I must salute my previous opponent and vote for him as is custom.
Vargas, yours was very pretty, and working in the Munkus line was brilliant, it's a shame you didn't get time to finish it
I think I'm going to have to vote for Butler though for keeping up the Twitter thing all week and paying it off brilliantly
yessss
(i am reading Sirens of Titan right now)
The tiny bit of extra polish would be just enough to beat Butler's
Think I have to give it to Butler for one of the more imaginative assaults I've ever witnessed.
Butler uses the unification equation guys.
Satans..... hints.....
Satans..... hints.....
I HAVE BEEN UNMADE
sketchyblargh / Steam! / Tumblr Prime
So apparently, yes, somewhere else I do love Twitter.
Butler gets an +A for creative use of foreshadowing
I am a sucker for pretty arts
I don't know how reality works
just how to punch it
-Oscar Wilde
I want to vote for Faricazy for this post.
But I voted for Butler.
"Chrono, meaning time, and infundibula, meaning funnel. If you don't know what a funnel is, ask your Mom to show you."
this just blew my mind
Tumblr blargh
that wasn't the part of you that I wanted to blow
come sit next to me
There is no reality in which we like twitter. Such is the boundary of all existence.
Butler be hanged as well had me going.
Satans..... hints.....
Edit: Oooh, i see, really well done, really creative, this almost makes me regret my vote, both really good entries though.
Breaking your ties
Seriously, you guys both did awesome, but I went with Vargas just because.
A text entry, with creative delivery, and it was funny? Man, that just tickles all my erogenous zones.
and he's so handsome
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
but Butler's was so creative
and honestly, is there anything curlier than steamed pubes?
I had to.