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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    When hired at Penny Arcane Kyle changed from "Futore: Man with out a face!" To "Futore: Man with more faces but no one still wants to look at him!"

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    Seriously, though, looking at Smart Hero's resume that he sent me the other day, he would be really good for this job.

    Shoe, you're good friends with him, right? Tell him to do this.

    I don't think many people here consider me to be "good friends" with them

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    mully wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Seriously, though, looking at Smart Hero's resume that he sent me the other day, he would be really good for this job.

    Shoe, you're good friends with him, right? Tell him to do this.

    i am going to start harassing him to do this RIGHT NOW.

    It's a good idea. The only problem is I think he only has his AA and not a Bachelor's. Butttttt he is a real smart dude and I know wants to get a BA at least.

    edit: t Shoe: whoops. thought you said that when you included him in the Secret Satans. my bad, daddio

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    No. Stop encouraging qualified people to apply.

    I am ready to throw away 13 years with this damned company to get this job. You are killing meeeeee.

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    AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You ever need awesome IT people you just let me know Khoo.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Seriously, though, looking at Smart Hero's resume that he sent me the other day, he would be really good for this job.

    Shoe, you're good friends with him, right? Tell him to do this.

    i am going to start harassing him to do this RIGHT NOW.

    It's a good idea. The only problem is I think he only has his AA and not a Bachelor's. Butttttt he is a real smart dude and I know wants to get a BA at least.

    edit: t Shoe: whoops. thought you said that when you included him in the Secret Satans. my bad, daddio

    he's a good guy and all

    I'm just not sure if he or anyone else would consider me a good friend

    this being the internet and all

    and also I'm sort of a jerk

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    stop arguing with me, jerk.

    maybe you could work for Jerks Unlimited, LLC. ya jerk.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    if that company existed, it would be because I had founded it.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Last night my friends and I came up with the slogan "if you punch my dick I'll suck your face."

    If you need a man with ideas like that, Khoo, you know how to get in touch with me.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I will fight any applicant for the job. Gladiator rules.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

    and also I'm sort of a jerk
    Not to mention fat.

    And smelly.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

    and also I'm sort of a jerk
    Not to mention fat.

    And smelly.

    fat, yes

    but I am hardly ever smelly

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I hugged shoe once, he seemed like an okay guy.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i consider you a friend, shoe
    even though we really only hung out the one time

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    well, any friend of orik's is a friend of mine

    alright that might not be true

    somebody could be pals with orik, and I could find that person detestable. but you're ok.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

    and also I'm sort of a jerk
    Not to mention fat.

    And smelly.

    fat, yes

    but I am hardly ever smelly
    You pretty much always smell like something, shoe.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    well, any friend of orik's is a friend of mine

    alright that might not be true

    somebody could be pals with orik, and I could find that person detestable. but you're ok.

    He tends to keep good company. I don't know how i keep making the cut.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I smell like farts.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

    and also I'm sort of a jerk
    Not to mention fat.

    And smelly.

    fat, yes

    but I am hardly ever smelly
    You pretty much always smell like something, shoe.

    but it's usually pleasant! I think

    I use a lot of axe body wash

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Ok I retract my statement pending further evidence.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    has the position been filled yet?

    i need to know whose face to imitate with my nanomachine army

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am in no way qualified for this job, but that's ok because I like my job and I'm starting my own company.


    So good luck dudes and ladies.

    Accepting applications yet chief

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Why must I live in Florida?

    Edit: Now that I have continued reading, and I see that relocation is an option.

    I do need a job. I feel strongly confident that I can do this: I know that with some review and practice nothing is beyond me.

    However, my resume is not convincing, and is all over the map as far as job experience goes.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    a question best asked to an unforgiving god

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    florida ain't so bad

    well, tampa/st. pete and orlando ain't so bad

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Khoo if you keep this position open for two years until I am of legal working age, Big Red Tie and I will work the same position but split the pay and benefits right down the middle between us.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I love when my aunt tries to trick me into going to her home in Port Charlotte. Take a vacation my ass. That bitch just wants me to fix the place up after every storm or hurricane.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Khoo I can't do this job, what are you posting that here for.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    well, any friend of orik's is a friend of mine

    alright that might not be true

    somebody could be pals with orik, and I could find that person detestable. but you're ok.

    He tends to keep good company. I don't know how i keep making the cut.

    He also hangs out with me, though, so...



    Khoo are you hiring anyone with no training or higher education whatsoever?

    Because you should hire me.

    If you give me a couch to sleep on you wouldn't even have to pay me.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I smell like farts.

    other people's

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    well, any friend of orik's is a friend of mine

    alright that might not be true

    somebody could be pals with orik, and I could find that person detestable. but you're ok.

    He tends to keep good company. I don't know how i keep making the cut.

    He also hangs out with me, though, so...



    Khoo are you hiring anyone with no training or higher education whatsoever?

    Because you should hire me.

    If you give me a couch to sleep on you wouldn't even have to pay me.

    For the brief time we met you seemed like a good guy. Maybe you're an asshole elsewhere and i just don't care.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    well, any friend of orik's is a friend of mine

    alright that might not be true

    somebody could be pals with orik, and I could find that person detestable. but you're ok.

    He tends to keep good company. I don't know how i keep making the cut.

    He also hangs out with me, though, so...



    Khoo are you hiring anyone with no training or higher education whatsoever?

    Because you should hire me.

    If you give me a couch to sleep on you wouldn't even have to pay me.

    For the brief time we met you seemed like a good guy. Maybe you're an asshole elsewhere and i just don't care.

    We met? When was that?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Pax, I think you car had just got broken into? Or that might have been right after? I was the guy with the mutton chops hanging around with orik.

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Bam! Resume submitted.

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Khoo, if you need a medic when you finally snap and embed a pen in Gabe's left eye, look me up.

    I pronounce motherfuckers dead like a baws.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    khoo can you hire mike and jerry clones to do the podcast

    :3

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    Pax, I think you car had just got broken into? Or that might have been right after? I was the guy with the mutton chops hanging around with orik.

    Oh, yeah. Alright then.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited June 2009
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Khoo I have production experience, like with vendors and stuff
    and shipping, and overseas products

    and I can fold shirts

    uhhh and one time we ate pizza together

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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited June 2009
    Then maybe you should apply.

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