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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    because i was watching the thing because the women were attractive
    and i was talking to my friend about how the breasts were out of control

    and then i saw the title of the show

    which means: without breasts there is no paradise

    No boobs, no peace.
    Know boobs, know peace.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    I should start reading books again

    stupid THINGS taking up all my TIME

    I don't mind you comin' here
    Takin' all my time TIME

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So, I finished up my first day at work, and the chick whose place I'm taking must be superhuman; my feet are fucking exhausted, and she wears goddamn heels.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    You know that show Legend of the Seeker, the awful adaptation of the books that I liked but everyone else hated?

    Well

    The titties in that show were SO rude.
    How the hell could you like those books?

    I just did I dunno.

    I was a Randroid back when I read the series and I'm one of those former Randroids who didn't turn into a rabid anti Objectivist. I'm just like "oh well those beliefs didn't make any sense at all. Oh well. Time to find better ones".

    So I liked them then and all of the little stuff that everyone stresses I'm inured to. So some dudes get tortured sexually, and there's a few pages of a stupid chicken dichotomy junk.

    Good romance, good fight scenes, decent plot if you dodge the preaching in books 6 and 8...

    So I liked 'em.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    god this salad is amazing

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh, is Legend of the Seeker the book with the chicken that is not a chicken but is the embodiment of chicken evil or whatever?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    god this salad is amazing

    How can you see your screen and toss salad at the same time?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    So, I finished up my first day at work, and the chick whose place I'm taking must be superhuman; my feet are fucking exhausted, and she wears goddamn heels.
    Whaddaya plan to do with all the twenties?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Something like

    "And she knew this was no chicken

    this was evil incarnate"

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Oh, is Legend of the Seeker the book with the chicken that is not a chicken but is the embodiment of chicken evil or whatever?

    Well Legend of the Seeker is the TV series. The book series is called Sword of Truth. The chicken one was book five, I believe.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    So, I finished up my first day at work, and the chick whose place I'm taking must be superhuman; my feet are fucking exhausted, and she wears goddamn heels.
    Whaddaya plan to do with all the twenties?
    I'm lucky to get ones. :'(

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    than what are you doing for a job

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    Look it was obviously the author's way of saying "though it perfectly emulated a chicken in the physical world it was obviously some evil force thingamabobber".

    He just wrote it in the most retardedly elongated and redundant and amusing fashion possible. It was awful writing but it lasted a couple of pages. Meh. Out of probably 5,000+ pages over the series.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I will provide sexual favors to anybody who is willing to deliver vicodin and phenergan to my apartment. :P

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Will you hire a hooker to provide me those favors instead?

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Will you hire a hooker to provide me those favors instead?

    A hooker with a tongue ring.

    Eh, Organichu? Eh?

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    You don't need to defend it, Organ.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I liked the Sword of Truth series when I read them. Ever since I found out that they're basically ridiculed by the general fantasy-book-reading public, though, I've been afraid to go back to them.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    GOD DAMNIT.

    Nothing will get done today. I will be meetings and between meetings all day.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    seriously guys

    this is a pine nut salad from my restaurant. Sun dried tomatos, mixed leaf lettuce, asparagus, feta, soba noodles, pine nuts, cherry tomatos, and grilled chicken. With a handful of house made croutons.

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    So, I finished up my first day at work, and the chick whose place I'm taking must be superhuman; my feet are fucking exhausted, and she wears goddamn heels.
    Whaddaya plan to do with all the twenties?

    he gon make it rain

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    So, I finished up my first day at work, and the chick whose place I'm taking must be superhuman; my feet are fucking exhausted, and she wears goddamn heels.
    Whaddaya plan to do with all the twenties?
    I'm lucky to get ones. :'(

    Then shake that booty more and get a tighter g-string.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    Feral: :winky:

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    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    You don't need to defend it, Organ.

    Well it's like... if I go "I enjoyed this series" and they point out something that really was demonstrably stupid (like the chicken scene) I feel like I should explain it.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That sounds pretty good, Eddy.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    So, I finished up my first day at work, and the chick whose place I'm taking must be superhuman; my feet are fucking exhausted, and she wears goddamn heels.
    Whaddaya plan to do with all the twenties?
    I'm lucky to get ones. :'(

    Oh, what a nice young man.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh and chunks of cucumbers

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Look out for Fluffy!

    so we are in Sabs's basement and there are beers and his sister is kinda hot

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Will you hire a hooker to provide me those favors instead?

    A hooker with a tongue ring.

    Eh, Organichu? Eh?

    Topical

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i'm also baked so this salad is even more amazing than usual

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Look out for Fluffy!

    so we are in Sabs's basement and there are beers and his sister is kinda hot

    picsoritdidnthappen

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i'm also baked so this salad is even more amazing than usual

    Sexual favors for anybody who can deliver pot to my apartment.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Cukes are an unpleasant food. The rest of it sounds okay.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I had a cucumber mojito once.

    It was good.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    how can you not like cucumbers! the most inoffensive of the vegetables!

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Stilist did you just refer to cucumbers in the most retarded way? Because man they are delicious.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    how can you not like cucumbers! the most inoffensive of the vegetables!

    Wouldn't that just be "least offensive?"

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    i'm also baked so this salad is even more amazing than usual

    Sexual favors for anybody who can deliver pot to my apartment.

    Like, the payment is favors, or the proceeds from a day behind the Olive Garden?

    Because only one of those covers gas to California and a kilo of the most potent ganja.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    Sweet apparently I overpaid Comcast so now that I've cancelled my service I just got a refund check for $6.11.

    I'mma get a Happy Meal or somesuch.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't like the taste or the smell. Dunno why, and I've tried to like them.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    how can you not like cucumbers! the most inoffensive of the vegetables!

    Truly the finest of the phallic vegetables.

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