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Spiders!
Garick
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Yes, this thread is about a spider... in fact, a very particular spider, one that's on my screen right now... no clue where he came from, but he chases my pointer wherever it goes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0hppEW0rLI
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I just realized this is completely irrelevant
But I think you'll enjoy it
This spider is a wee boss. This is because she is a vegetarian spider that makes a living stealing food and the occasional baby from those ants that have a symbiotic arrangement with acacia trees.
Look at this crazy little gal, she is awesome.
More gratuitous photos obvs.
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why is a vegetarian spider stealing babies
is she corrupting them, training them to infiltrate, subvert and overthrow their ant companions?
Because ignoring it and not posting in it would be ENTIRELY out of the question
Christ
i'm mad as hell and i'm not gonna take this anymore
How do you think the spider is able to evade the many ant patrols and find safe places to rest between snacks? She obviously has informants on the inside.
maybe she's telling them stories
maybe she's raising them as spiders to confuse the hell out of them
maybe she's starving them to death and then building little tiny spider houses out of them
It is not for us to know
As long as they are far away from me.
well you could put it on youtube
alternatively, you could host it on your geocities page because you obviously haven't been on the internet since 1996
:?
Maybe some of you are familiar with Portia spiders? They are a type of jumping spider that specializes in hunting and eating other spiders, they are pretty awesome too.
They are damn intelligent, and their eyesight is about as good as yours or mine, they use this eyesight to analyze their prey, what kind of spider am I hunting? What is its method of attack? Can I ambush it from here or from the other side?
Of course their brains are pretty small too so this thinking can take them a several minutes before they can call up the appropriate memories and responses necessary. It's worth it though because having the ability to plan ahead is great stuff when you are up against predators just as deadly as yourself.
These dudes are pretty nuts, read this it is awesome.
spider threads?
or like threads with topics in general
spiders with thread topics
edit: or maybe threads by guys who really do not have a lot going on in their lives
And every week Dubh phones his mother to sing him lullabies to help him sleep at night
Or stab its fangs into it.
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yeah don't bother taking photos or anything
i'm going to bed.
h5 drew.
are you some sort of insect psychic
Spider threads. In case it's not already obvious enough. I swear there's been like two others in the past few months.
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Did you guys miss the video I posted of him?
It is very easy to not click on a thread which obviously does not interest you, for instance I have failed to click on the Grizunsendra Bearhartdown thread many times today. Please don't take spider threads away from me, I do love them so.
EDIT: I liked your video, Garick. It is unfortunate I don't see many spiders where I live.
Marsh, where do you live so I may avoid the spiders? Where?
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They don't have snakes, so maybe it's possible?
or, as it's otherwise known, "the easiest place to avoid in the whole entire world"
They don't need to be that big is all I'm saying.
You should add that to the OP, dude. It reminds me of my cat chasing my cursor. Only it's a spider. But seriously think of the people who are gonna wake up and check this thread at work in like three hours. They won't have the patience to scroll down half a page.