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[MiniPhalla] NEStalgia -- GAME OVER
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You raise a good point.
However contrasting sources show that you are terrible.
horses don't have opinions.
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Next time, Dunadumb.
Hehehehehehehe.
Rainfall did not turn to acknowledge the cloaked man who decided from the dark sky. The figure bowed his head, and Seriously spoke in dire tones; "Dac Vin has been defeated." "Excellent," Rainfall replied. "And the seer?" "He knows nothing yet." "Then continue as planned." With an obedient bow, Seriously leapt up, and vanished into the darkness from whence he came.
Coming soon, to the most advanced gaming console yet: Super Metroid!
More aliens! More weapons! More hott bounty hunters! Well, mostly just the same one, Samus Aran...but she's even hotter this time!
Fatal3RR0R looked up and down the finely honed blade of the sword.
"But....but who deserves the wrath of my blade?"
From the mouth of the cave came an inquisitive, "Hello? I'm-a the plumber you-a called-a for!"
The creepy old man who had given Fatal3RR0R the sword seemed relieved. "Finally, I'll have a toilet installed!"
A mischievous, cruel thought played in Fatal3RR0R's head, and with an apathetic shrug, he plunged the sword right through Mario's heart.
"Maybe next time, old man."
Meanwhile, not so far away, a young boy in a green tunic was preparing to meet his end. Backed into a corner, he made his last stand.
"I am Link, the hero of Hyrule!"
A clawed hand reached out and grabbed the boy's sword.
Bowser chuckled. "Yes, we know. Baron?"
The ghost smiled sadistically. "blubba blubba blubba blubba...."
You all find yourselves standing on red brick, under blue skies dotted with white clouds. Nearby, you can see green pipes and red-shelled tortoises.
But something is wrong here....perhaps it would be best if you left.
Now somebody be evil so I know who to vote for.
So Samus left the game victorious then?
I didn't get to use my super-special ability....
I will have vengeance!
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Well this why we can never have nice things.
I think it's funny that everyone automatically pretends to be good, even though it's entirely possibly that good and bad were split evenly in this game. Which would mean with all those good deaths, the bad guys are in the better position.
Hey I didn't kill Samus and Link :P.
Nope. You just put an extra crack in everyone's favorite plumber.....
My first day one. Expect serious grudges in your future, Fatal3rror.
OooOOoooooOo-a
Bring it on!
is that compelling enough?
Bubble Bobble
Daius
If I don't get back and you eat the vote, uhh...
!Retract Fatal3RR0R
!Coutts
Coutts
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Erich Zahn I say, because I feel like it.
And again, not as many votes on Rampart as I would like.
Because you are weak.
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and !Dunadan
Rampart sounds like a fun way to waste a day!
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You're voting for me because I was mentioned in the narration, I guess?
Flavor text, my friend. I forgive you.
!Coutts
Speaking of which though.... are the names used in narration just flavor text, chosen at your whim?
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Clarification denied.
Also, no one has assured me that I'll get to play the lizard in Rampage. As a result, I'm open to being persuaded in to playing a different game.
needless to say, this is all just a hunch and I have a clue who might be evil if I'm not right. thats how this game works afterall.
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