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Big blue vein on my appendage

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Your buttbaby is entering the second trimester.

    moocow on
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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Dr. Gregory Szechuanosaurus House, Online Diagnosis Service.

    Szechuanosaurus on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    moocow wrote: »
    Your buttbaby is entering the second trimester.

    His parents must be so proud of him.

    Hunter on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    nooooooo


    This bullshit always happens to me

    The Black Hunter on
  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Buttbabies can happen to anyone.

    Szechuanosaurus on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Much like in the 2000 election, I'm still sticking with crotch-gill

    Poorochondriac on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    crwth wrote: »
    how do we know it wasn't you nuzak?

    youzak

    that's silly, robocop

    you can't just accuse me of being the conspiraDIRECTIVE-4

    Nuzak on
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Maybe the facehugger missed his jump. TBH, it wasn't trying to give you a blowjob.

    Platy on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Facehuggers are trying to rape your face with a mouthfull of alien dick.

    Hunter on
  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I suppose the "blue vein" part was redundant since the blood is blue until it hits oxygen anyway.

    hm

    Fuga on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    When I jerk off lying down i feels like my teste comes out of the sack and sits next to my shaft and I press it down and it goes downwards into my sack area and away

    but it isn't my teste, it isn't that big and both my testes are still in my sack

    and it aches a big afterwards

    I don't think it's cancer, I fucking hope it isnt, but I dont know what it is.

    Could it be a tube of some description?

    I was gonna ask someone, fucked If I know who though

    it's a hernia, chief

    go talk to your doctor

    Pony on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    MY PREGNANT SISTER-IN-LAW HAS THE SWINE FLU :O

    SHIT HAS JUST BECOME REAL

    #pipe on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    MY PREGNANT SISTER-IN-LAW HAS THE SWINE FLU :O

    SHIT HAS JUST BECOME REAL

    whoa

    that's fucking intense

    hope everything's okay

    ain't good for pregnant ladies to get flus of any sort

    not to mention swine kind

    Pony on
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    MY PREGNANT SISTER-IN-LAW HAS THE SWINE FLU :O

    SHIT HAS JUST BECOME REAL

    She's gonna give birth to a piggy.

    Spectre-x on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am closing in on ninety hours awake again

    Just saw my first dog that doesn't actually exist

    Turns out it was a cardboard box.

    Coulda goddamn swore it was a dog though

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    MY PREGNANT SISTER-IN-LAW HAS THE SWINE FLU :O

    SHIT HAS JUST BECOME REAL

    whoa

    that's fucking intense

    hope everything's okay

    ain't good for pregnant ladies to get flus of any sort

    not to mention swine kind

    Naw man she'll be fine. She's a tough broad. Plus she's at like 18 weeks so the kid should be nice and strong by now.

    #pipe on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    How bad are hernias

    like

    surgery and then they are gone forever and nothing else bad happens

    because if I lose my dick

    I will shoot some people

    The Black Hunter on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    he'll born with an immune system that can fight off the disease. he will be the last hope to a swine flu ravaged world

    Wren on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    he'll born with an immune system that can fight off the disease. he will be the last hope to a swine flu ravaged world

    this is what I'm hoping.

    My new nephew/niece will be the omega man/woman

    #pipe on
  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    it's not like you were using it anyway

    Burden of Proof on
  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am closing in on ninety hours awake again

    Just saw my first dog that doesn't actually exist

    Turns out it was a cardboard box.

    Coulda goddamn swore it was a dog though

    why don't you
    go to sleep

    Fuga on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am laying in bed right now

    Sometimes my body hates me and doesn't want me to enjoy things that bodies should

    like sleep

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am laying in bed right now

    Sometimes my body hates me and doesn't want me to enjoy things that bodies should

    like sleep

    And maybe you're not sleeping because you're laying in bed posting on the internet, like some kind of fool.

    DrZiplock on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Zip the forums didn't even come up until like three hours ago!

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    a bed is meant for sleeping and sexing upon

    everything else should be done elsewhere, including watching tv, reading, internet browsing, homework

    move it out of the bedroom and you'll sleep much better

    CrackedLens on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    And yet here you are!

    I admire your dedication, but man, shut the comp down and try to get some shut eye. Camomille tea before you start, perhaps. I dunno, something that isn't looking at a computer while laying in bed.

    If you want to post, get the hell out of bed. You're doing this all wrong.


    edit: see? CL knows the deal.

    hi5, CL.

    DrZiplock on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    a bed is meant for sleeping and sexing upon

    everything else should be done elsewhere, including watching tv, reading, internet browsing, homework

    move it out of the bedroom and you'll have much better sex

    Mysst on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh

    beds are also for jumping, bouncing and cool aerial maneuvers

    CrackedLens on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh

    beds are also for jumping, bouncing and cool aerial maneuvers

    Only hotel beds though.

    Don't go fucking up your own bed. Good mattresses aren't cheap.

    DrZiplock on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fuga wrote: »
    I am closing in on ninety hours awake again

    Just saw my first dog that doesn't actually exist

    Turns out it was a cardboard box.

    Coulda goddamn swore it was a dog though

    why don't you
    go to sleep

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCpNWWLjMHo

    Poorochondriac on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DVD PLAYER

    Mysst on
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I ain't tired!

    And I'm also not supposed to be awake

    So it is much easier to close my laptop and pretend to be asleep while I am in bed

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    uuugughughguh

    a 7-10 day recovery but no possibility of my dick becoming useless

    uugguguhggughughughughuguhg I guess that's as good as it gets

    The Black Hunter on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    If you do things other than sex and sleep in your bed then it gets harder to go to sleep

    The Black Hunter on
  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    but other furniture is expensive

    Darkness Mundus on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    see like right then right out my door my dad coughed and then I was all sike and closed my laptop and closed my eyes and put my body in an awkward position and he didn't even know

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    How bad are hernias

    like

    surgery and then they are gone forever and nothing else bad happens

    because if I lose my dick

    I will shoot some people

    It's not so bad. In my experience it goes something like this.

    A major, multi-pronged terrorist attack on US soil is conducted the day before the operation, you go to hospital, keyhole surgery, they put a little mesh in to hold the gap closed, overnight stay, ultra-strong painkillers for a few weeks, a few days resting in bed so you don't tear anything open again, your girlfriend buys you a PS2 for your birthday so you spend most of your time playing GT3, you walk with a bit of a hobble for a while, avoid lifting heavy objects for a few months, try to get some light exercise to strengthen up the muscles again and avoid fattening up.

    Really, the terrorist attack was the worst part of the whole ordeal. The drugs and PS2 were a definite highlight.

    Szechuanosaurus on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jesus christ I was planning on starting gym once I got a job


    Life schedule:
    dick surgery
    catch up with school work
    job
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    gym

    6 more steps than before and they are 6 shitty steps

    (I have no girlfriend so all I will get is ridicule)

    The Black Hunter on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ...dick surgery?

    DrZiplock on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My bed is scary. It creaks and groans and warns me of imminent collapse. I go into bed really cautiously, and only sleep on the side with the strong legs.

    J3p on
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