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When I jerk off lying down i feels like my teste comes out of the sack and sits next to my shaft and I press it down and it goes downwards into my sack area and away
but it isn't my teste, it isn't that big and both my testes are still in my sack
and it aches a big afterwards
I don't think it's cancer, I fucking hope it isnt, but I dont know what it is.
Could it be a tube of some description?
I was gonna ask someone, fucked If I know who though
it's a hernia, chief
go talk to your doctor
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
I admire your dedication, but man, shut the comp down and try to get some shut eye. Camomille tea before you start, perhaps. I dunno, something that isn't looking at a computer while laying in bed.
If you want to post, get the hell out of bed. You're doing this all wrong.
I Win Swordfightsall the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered Userregular
edited July 2009
see like right then right out my door my dad coughed and then I was all sike and closed my laptop and closed my eyes and put my body in an awkward position and he didn't even know
surgery and then they are gone forever and nothing else bad happens
because if I lose my dick
I will shoot some people
It's not so bad. In my experience it goes something like this.
A major, multi-pronged terrorist attack on US soil is conducted the day before the operation, you go to hospital, keyhole surgery, they put a little mesh in to hold the gap closed, overnight stay, ultra-strong painkillers for a few weeks, a few days resting in bed so you don't tear anything open again, your girlfriend buys you a PS2 for your birthday so you spend most of your time playing GT3, you walk with a bit of a hobble for a while, avoid lifting heavy objects for a few months, try to get some light exercise to strengthen up the muscles again and avoid fattening up.
Really, the terrorist attack was the worst part of the whole ordeal. The drugs and PS2 were a definite highlight.
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The Black HunterThe key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered Userregular
edited July 2009
Jesus christ I was planning on starting gym once I got a job
Life schedule:
dick surgery
catch up with school work
job
...
...
...
...
gym
6 more steps than before and they are 6 shitty steps
(I have no girlfriend so all I will get is ridicule)
My bed is scary. It creaks and groans and warns me of imminent collapse. I go into bed really cautiously, and only sleep on the side with the strong legs.
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His parents must be so proud of him.
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This bullshit always happens to me
that's silly, robocop
you can't just accuse me of being the conspiraDIRECTIVE-4
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it's a hernia, chief
go talk to your doctor
SHIT HAS JUST BECOME REAL
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
whoa
that's fucking intense
hope everything's okay
ain't good for pregnant ladies to get flus of any sort
not to mention swine kind
She's gonna give birth to a piggy.
Just saw my first dog that doesn't actually exist
Turns out it was a cardboard box.
Coulda goddamn swore it was a dog though
Naw man she'll be fine. She's a tough broad. Plus she's at like 18 weeks so the kid should be nice and strong by now.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
like
surgery and then they are gone forever and nothing else bad happens
because if I lose my dick
I will shoot some people
this is what I'm hoping.
My new nephew/niece will be the omega man/woman
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
why don't you
go to sleep
Sometimes my body hates me and doesn't want me to enjoy things that bodies should
like sleep
And maybe you're not sleeping because you're laying in bed posting on the internet, like some kind of fool.
everything else should be done elsewhere, including watching tv, reading, internet browsing, homework
move it out of the bedroom and you'll sleep much better
I admire your dedication, but man, shut the comp down and try to get some shut eye. Camomille tea before you start, perhaps. I dunno, something that isn't looking at a computer while laying in bed.
If you want to post, get the hell out of bed. You're doing this all wrong.
edit: see? CL knows the deal.
hi5, CL.
beds are also for jumping, bouncing and cool aerial maneuvers
Only hotel beds though.
Don't go fucking up your own bed. Good mattresses aren't cheap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCpNWWLjMHo
And I'm also not supposed to be awake
So it is much easier to close my laptop and pretend to be asleep while I am in bed
a 7-10 day recovery but no possibility of my dick becoming useless
uugguguhggughughughughuguhg I guess that's as good as it gets
It's not so bad. In my experience it goes something like this.
A major, multi-pronged terrorist attack on US soil is conducted the day before the operation, you go to hospital, keyhole surgery, they put a little mesh in to hold the gap closed, overnight stay, ultra-strong painkillers for a few weeks, a few days resting in bed so you don't tear anything open again, your girlfriend buys you a PS2 for your birthday so you spend most of your time playing GT3, you walk with a bit of a hobble for a while, avoid lifting heavy objects for a few months, try to get some light exercise to strengthen up the muscles again and avoid fattening up.
Really, the terrorist attack was the worst part of the whole ordeal. The drugs and PS2 were a definite highlight.
Life schedule:
dick surgery
catch up with school work
job
...
...
...
...
gym
6 more steps than before and they are 6 shitty steps
(I have no girlfriend so all I will get is ridicule)