Why the hell is toilet paper still around?

desc

DHS Odium wrote: »

Edit: I would eat yogurt out of my own ass, can any of you paper-only people make such a bold claim? I think not.

Okay, now this thread is going somewhere.

Heatwave

desc wrote: »

DHS Odium wrote: »

Edit: I would eat yogurt out of my own ass, can any of you paper-only people make such a bold claim? I think not.

Okay, now this thread is going somewhere.

In theory, I can. In theory.

Incenjucar

moniker wrote: »

What's this 'toilet paper?' I wipe my ass with leaves and pine cones.

Am I doing it wrong?

I use the scalps of the men I kill.

Goddamn buzzcuts chafe.

Taranis

Improvolone wrote: »

Incenjucar wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

10 dollars a year? I can't believe that.

Maybe assuming that you don't poop at home except on weekends.

I only ever shat at work and it took me two years to finish off a package of toilet paper.

It's probably closer to $20, I'm sorry.

The OP and I also live in Florida where it is really fucking hot and humid no matter what time of year. Junk funk is neigh inevitable and one takes every measure possible to make sure they don't get it.
This is one measure.

The health issue I've heard of people having after taking a shit is caused by barely wiping at all. I've been in places much hotter and more humid than Florida and never had any issues using only toilet paper.

Now that I think about it, I've used leaves before and I didn't have any issues.

Edit: And I am being serious.

Red Zone

Doods

Billions of people in the world use water and their left hand to clean their butt holes.

It is so much better

moniker

Incenjucar wrote: »

moniker wrote: »

What's this 'toilet paper?' I wipe my ass with leaves and pine cones.

Am I doing it wrong?

I use the scalps of the men I kill.

Goddamn buzzcuts chafe.

Is that an Indian thing?

DHS Odium

Okay, disregard my ridiculous yogurt eating claim. I actually want this to be a serious thread on the matter and not locked by the time I wake up.

While I advocate wipes currently, I'm just shocked that somethig altogether better and easier hasn't been developed yet. I want lasers burning the filth off my body. Surely people in generations past imagined their children and grandchildren would be doing things a better way?

Taranis

moniker wrote: »

Incenjucar wrote: »

moniker wrote: »

What's this 'toilet paper?' I wipe my ass with leaves and pine cones.

Am I doing it wrong?

I use the scalps of the men I kill.

Goddamn buzzcuts chafe.

Is that an Indian thing?

How ignorant you are!

It's a native american thing.

dlinfiniti

i stick my ass in an autoclave everytime i crap
what now bitches

KalTorak

matisyahu wrote: »

DHS Odium wrote: »

If someone took a shit on your kitchen counter, would you use fucking paper to clean it up? Hell no, you'd grab some soap and scrub until you pass out.

If I were chopping carrots with my sphincter you might have a point.

And you sir would have the $10 I would pay to watch you chop carrots with your sphincter.

Red Zone

Muslims are asked to clean the perineal region and the region between the thighs by washing with water especially after defecation or urination. In the absence of water, the instructions are based on the surgical principle of cleaning away from the cleaner to the dirtier area.

The habit of cleaning the pereneal region with tissue paper alone does not in fact clean the area; it only wipes off the faeces and spreads a thin film of faecal matter over the area. The combination of modern scientific knowledge which makes tissue paper commercially available and Muslim cultural practice would produce the best results. Thus tissue paper can be used first and water afterwards, The same principle can be applied to other fields end thus a society better than the present one can be produced.

http://www.salaam.co.uk/knowledge/hygiene.php

Pi-r8

Incenjucar wrote: »

This is the REAL concern: http://www.naturalnews.com/026627_paper_toilet_paper_forests.html

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Fuck butt wipes, I want a bidet.

yes, PLEASE.

MolotovCockatoo

Improvolone wrote: »

Incenjucar wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

10 dollars a year? I can't believe that.

Maybe assuming that you don't poop at home except on weekends.

I only ever shat at work and it took me two years to finish off a package of toilet paper.

It's probably closer to $20, I'm sorry.

The OP and I also live in Florida where it is really fucking hot and humid no matter what time of year. Junk funk is neigh inevitable and one takes every measure possible to make sure they don't get it.
This is one measure.

Excuse the pun, but are you shitting me? The cheapest thing of 24 rolls of toilet paper I can usually find is like $6.99. And I'm pretty sure I buy more than 3 a year. How much do these things cost and how little can you possibly use to have it only cost $20 a year? Surely they aren't less expensive per equivalent number - they are toilet paper with something added to it!

Elitistb

DHS Odium wrote: »

I want lasers burning the filth off my body.

O.o? And you wonder why we don't take you seriously about butt wipes...

Hexmage-PA

You guys are all a bunch of barbaric luddites. I've got an entire kennel of dogs to lick my ass clean. All I have to do is eat a few tablespoons of peanut butter each day to give the mutts an incentive.

I'm so sorry.

Element Brian

I don't realy care how clean my Ass is. I can disenfect that guy as much as I want' but he's just getting dirty again in a few hours. I consider turning around and spreading my cheeks while in the shower every morning to be a sufficent enough job.

Also the difference between my Ass and a Kitchen Counter is that no one eats off of it, and so such cleanliness is not as important.

Heatwave

Hexmage-PA wrote: »

You guys are all a bunch of barbaric luddites. I've got an entire kennel of dogs to lick my ass clean. All I have to do is eat a few tablespoons of peanut butter each day to give the mutts an incentive.

I'm so sorry.

This kid knows where it's at

Taranis

Red Zone wrote: »

Muslims are asked to clean the perineal region and the region between the thighs by washing with water especially after defecation or urination. In the absence of water, the instructions are based on the surgical principle of cleaning away from the cleaner to the dirtier area.

The habit of cleaning the pereneal region with tissue paper alone does not in fact clean the area; it only wipes off the faeces and spreads a thin film of faecal matter over the area. The combination of modern scientific knowledge which makes tissue paper commercially available and Muslim cultural practice would produce the best results. Thus tissue paper can be used first and water afterwards, The same principle can be applied to other fields end thus a society better than the present one can be produced.

http://www.salaam.co.uk/knowledge/hygiene.php

If using water means using your hand then you're only compounding the problem.

Heatwave

Taranis wrote: »

Red Zone wrote: »

Muslims are asked to clean the perineal region and the region between the thighs by washing with water especially after defecation or urination. In the absence of water, the instructions are based on the surgical principle of cleaning away from the cleaner to the dirtier area.

The habit of cleaning the pereneal region with tissue paper alone does not in fact clean the area; it only wipes off the faeces and spreads a thin film of faecal matter over the area. The combination of modern scientific knowledge which makes tissue paper commercially available and Muslim cultural practice would produce the best results. Thus tissue paper can be used first and water afterwards, The same principle can be applied to other fields end thus a society better than the present one can be produced.

http://www.salaam.co.uk/knowledge/hygiene.php

If using water means using your hand then you're only compounding the problem.

Hand sanitizers, anyone?

Taranis

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Red Zone wrote: »

Muslims are asked to clean the perineal region and the region between the thighs by washing with water especially after defecation or urination. In the absence of water, the instructions are based on the surgical principle of cleaning away from the cleaner to the dirtier area.

The habit of cleaning the pereneal region with tissue paper alone does not in fact clean the area; it only wipes off the faeces and spreads a thin film of faecal matter over the area. The combination of modern scientific knowledge which makes tissue paper commercially available and Muslim cultural practice would produce the best results. Thus tissue paper can be used first and water afterwards, The same principle can be applied to other fields end thus a society better than the present one can be produced.

http://www.salaam.co.uk/knowledge/hygiene.php

If using water means using your hand then you're only compounding the problem.

Hand sanitizers, anyone?

Obviously you missed my point.

Cervetus

Red Zone wrote: »

Doods

Billions of people in the world use water and their left hand to clean their butt holes.

It is so much better

I'm left handed, so I hope you can understand that I would reject practices that lead to entire cultures being right-hand only.

Edit: Also, that article sucks ass.

The popularity of plump, soft toilet paper is a distinctly U.S. phenomenon. Less than 2 percent of the toilet paper purchased in the United States for home use is composed of 100 percent recycled fibers. In contrast, 20 percent of the at-home toilet paper market in Europe and Latin America includes recycled content. Consumers in other countries are also more willing to accept a rough toilet tissue.

They're comparing the amount of 100% recycled American toilet paper to toilet paper with any amount of recycled content elsewhere.

Heatwave

Taranis wrote: »

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Red Zone wrote: »

Muslims are asked to clean the perineal region and the region between the thighs by washing with water especially after defecation or urination. In the absence of water, the instructions are based on the surgical principle of cleaning away from the cleaner to the dirtier area.

The habit of cleaning the pereneal region with tissue paper alone does not in fact clean the area; it only wipes off the faeces and spreads a thin film of faecal matter over the area. The combination of modern scientific knowledge which makes tissue paper commercially available and Muslim cultural practice would produce the best results. Thus tissue paper can be used first and water afterwards, The same principle can be applied to other fields end thus a society better than the present one can be produced.

http://www.salaam.co.uk/knowledge/hygiene.php

If using water means using your hand then you're only compounding the problem.

Hand sanitizers, anyone?

Obviously you missed my point.

What is the point?

Elitistb

I just want to know how this works, I think I'll go buy some and try it out.

However I have a question. After you've cleaned your ass with a moist whatever, repeatedly, until you are certain just about everything is gone, now I've got a moist ass. What do I then dry my ass off with? Do I use a hair dryer? A towel that then has to be washed (which in and of itself would add to the cost of the activity and make the "only costs $20 a year" false, as then you have laundering cost and personal time spent)? Do I just wave it in the air like I just don't care?

Senjutsu

I'm still confused by the logistics

does the OP actually carry around a pack of baby wipes everywhere he goes in case he needs to take a shit?

is a murse involved?

or just like a diaper sack and you pretend you have a child with you?

Sarksus

Elitistb wrote: »

I just want to know how this works, I think I'll go buy some and try it out.

However I have a question. After you've cleaned your ass with a moist whatever, repeatedly, until you are certain just about everything is gone, now I've got a moist ass. What do I then dry my ass off with? Do I use a hair dryer? A towel that then has to be washed? Do I just wave it in the air like I just don't care?

Your ass doesn't get that wet. At least it doesn't when I moisten toilet paper under the sink.

Elitistb

Sarksus wrote: »

Elitistb wrote: »

I just want to know how this works, I think I'll go buy some and try it out.

However I have a question. After you've cleaned your ass with a moist whatever, repeatedly, until you are certain just about everything is gone, now I've got a moist ass. What do I then dry my ass off with? Do I use a hair dryer? A towel that then has to be washed? Do I just wave it in the air like I just don't care?

Your ass doesn't get that wet. At least it doesn't when I moisten toilet paper under the sink.

I don't use moist toilet paper because my ass has some hair. I've never seen a toilet paper that holds up under those conditions. I'd just have my ass covered with bits of toilet paper.

Taranis

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Red Zone wrote: »

Muslims are asked to clean the perineal region and the region between the thighs by washing with water especially after defecation or urination. In the absence of water, the instructions are based on the surgical principle of cleaning away from the cleaner to the dirtier area.

The habit of cleaning the pereneal region with tissue paper alone does not in fact clean the area; it only wipes off the faeces and spreads a thin film of faecal matter over the area. The combination of modern scientific knowledge which makes tissue paper commercially available and Muslim cultural practice would produce the best results. Thus tissue paper can be used first and water afterwards, The same principle can be applied to other fields end thus a society better than the present one can be produced.

http://www.salaam.co.uk/knowledge/hygiene.php

If using water means using your hand then you're only compounding the problem.

Hand sanitizers, anyone?

Obviously you missed my point.

What is the point?

Why clean myself by getting shit on other parts of my body when I can clean myself and get shit only the toilet paper I'm wiping myself with(or worst case scenario very little on my hand)?

moniker

Sarksus wrote: »

Elitistb wrote: »

I just want to know how this works, I think I'll go buy some and try it out.

However I have a question. After you've cleaned your ass with a moist whatever, repeatedly, until you are certain just about everything is gone, now I've got a moist ass. What do I then dry my ass off with? Do I use a hair dryer? A towel that then has to be washed? Do I just wave it in the air like I just don't care?

Your ass doesn't get that wet. At least it doesn't when I moisten toilet paper under the sink.

That's the step I never fully got with the bidet. What do you do afterward, with your ass hanging there all wet? Is there a communal shit stained towel or something?

Taranis

moniker wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

Elitistb wrote: »

I just want to know how this works, I think I'll go buy some and try it out.

However I have a question. After you've cleaned your ass with a moist whatever, repeatedly, until you are certain just about everything is gone, now I've got a moist ass. What do I then dry my ass off with? Do I use a hair dryer? A towel that then has to be washed? Do I just wave it in the air like I just don't care?

Your ass doesn't get that wet. At least it doesn't when I moisten toilet paper under the sink.

That's the step I never fully got with the bidet. What do you do afterward, with your ass hanging there all wet? Is there a communal shit stained towel or something?

If your ass is soaking wet you're doing it wrong.

Mega Playboy

Elitistb wrote: »

I just want to know how this works, I think I'll go buy some and try it out.

However I have a question. After you've cleaned your ass with a moist whatever, repeatedly, until you are certain just about everything is gone, now I've got a moist ass. What do I then dry my ass off with? Do I use a hair dryer? A towel that then has to be washed (which in and of itself would add to the cost of the activity and make the "only costs $20 a year" false, as then you have laundering cost and personal time spent)? Do I just wave it in the air like I just don't care?

I got the same question. I ride motorcycle and we have underwear that is made to keep "monkey butt" away. That and I guess I one of those guys that can use pine cones for wipes but can't handle a moist butt crack.:winky:

moniker

Taranis wrote: »

moniker wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

Elitistb wrote: »

I just want to know how this works, I think I'll go buy some and try it out.

However I have a question. After you've cleaned your ass with a moist whatever, repeatedly, until you are certain just about everything is gone, now I've got a moist ass. What do I then dry my ass off with? Do I use a hair dryer? A towel that then has to be washed? Do I just wave it in the air like I just don't care?

Your ass doesn't get that wet. At least it doesn't when I moisten toilet paper under the sink.

That's the step I never fully got with the bidet. What do you do afterward, with your ass hanging there all wet? Is there a communal shit stained towel or something?

If your ass is soaking wet you're doing it wrong.

I'm not a big fan of it being moist when I'm fully clothed either. What, do you just wait for it to evaporate?

Heatwave

Taranis wrote: »

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Red Zone wrote: »

Muslims are asked to clean the perineal region and the region between the thighs by washing with water especially after defecation or urination. In the absence of water, the instructions are based on the surgical principle of cleaning away from the cleaner to the dirtier area.

The habit of cleaning the pereneal region with tissue paper alone does not in fact clean the area; it only wipes off the faeces and spreads a thin film of faecal matter over the area. The combination of modern scientific knowledge which makes tissue paper commercially available and Muslim cultural practice would produce the best results. Thus tissue paper can be used first and water afterwards, The same principle can be applied to other fields end thus a society better than the present one can be produced.

http://www.salaam.co.uk/knowledge/hygiene.php

If using water means using your hand then you're only compounding the problem.

Hand sanitizers, anyone?

Obviously you missed my point.

What is the point?

Why clean myself by getting shit on other parts of my body when I can clean myself and get shit only the toilet paper I'm wiping myself with(or worst case scenario very little on my hand)?

That's your point? Having to use your hand? Invest in a fucking robotic arm then.

Taranis

moniker wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

moniker wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

Elitistb wrote: »

I just want to know how this works, I think I'll go buy some and try it out.

However I have a question. After you've cleaned your ass with a moist whatever, repeatedly, until you are certain just about everything is gone, now I've got a moist ass. What do I then dry my ass off with? Do I use a hair dryer? A towel that then has to be washed? Do I just wave it in the air like I just don't care?

Your ass doesn't get that wet. At least it doesn't when I moisten toilet paper under the sink.

That's the step I never fully got with the bidet. What do you do afterward, with your ass hanging there all wet? Is there a communal shit stained towel or something?

If your ass is soaking wet you're doing it wrong.

I'm not a big fan of it being moist when I'm fully clothed either. What, do you just wait for it to evaporate?

There shouldn't be so much water that it takes more than a few seconds at most to evaporate.

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Red Zone wrote: »

Muslims are asked to clean the perineal region and the region between the thighs by washing with water especially after defecation or urination. In the absence of water, the instructions are based on the surgical principle of cleaning away from the cleaner to the dirtier area.

The habit of cleaning the pereneal region with tissue paper alone does not in fact clean the area; it only wipes off the faeces and spreads a thin film of faecal matter over the area. The combination of modern scientific knowledge which makes tissue paper commercially available and Muslim cultural practice would produce the best results. Thus tissue paper can be used first and water afterwards, The same principle can be applied to other fields end thus a society better than the present one can be produced.

http://www.salaam.co.uk/knowledge/hygiene.php

If using water means using your hand then you're only compounding the problem.

Hand sanitizers, anyone?

Obviously you missed my point.

What is the point?

Why clean myself by getting shit on other parts of my body when I can clean myself and get shit only the toilet paper I'm wiping myself with(or worst case scenario very little on my hand)?

That's your point? Having to use your hand? Invest in a fucking robotic arm then.

Take your left hand, get it wet, use it to scrape shit off of your ass after taking a shit. This is what I'm against. This is what they do in Muslim countries. You are fucking dense.

NotYou

i use kittens. They're self cleaning.

Hexmage-PA

I forgot to mention each one of my ass licking dogs is only good for one lick; then I have to put the filthy creature down. It gets expensive, but so was the operation to bleach my sphincter.

Heatwave

Taranis wrote: »

moniker wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

moniker wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

Elitistb wrote: »

I just want to know how this works, I think I'll go buy some and try it out.

However I have a question. After you've cleaned your ass with a moist whatever, repeatedly, until you are certain just about everything is gone, now I've got a moist ass. What do I then dry my ass off with? Do I use a hair dryer? A towel that then has to be washed? Do I just wave it in the air like I just don't care?

Your ass doesn't get that wet. At least it doesn't when I moisten toilet paper under the sink.

That's the step I never fully got with the bidet. What do you do afterward, with your ass hanging there all wet? Is there a communal shit stained towel or something?

If your ass is soaking wet you're doing it wrong.

I'm not a big fan of it being moist when I'm fully clothed either. What, do you just wait for it to evaporate?

There shouldn't be so much water that it takes more than a few seconds at most to evaporate.

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Red Zone wrote: »

Muslims are asked to clean the perineal region and the region between the thighs by washing with water especially after defecation or urination. In the absence of water, the instructions are based on the surgical principle of cleaning away from the cleaner to the dirtier area.

The habit of cleaning the pereneal region with tissue paper alone does not in fact clean the area; it only wipes off the faeces and spreads a thin film of faecal matter over the area. The combination of modern scientific knowledge which makes tissue paper commercially available and Muslim cultural practice would produce the best results. Thus tissue paper can be used first and water afterwards, The same principle can be applied to other fields end thus a society better than the present one can be produced.

http://www.salaam.co.uk/knowledge/hygiene.php

If using water means using your hand then you're only compounding the problem.

Hand sanitizers, anyone?

Obviously you missed my point.

What is the point?

Why clean myself by getting shit on other parts of my body when I can clean myself and get shit only the toilet paper I'm wiping myself with(or worst case scenario very little on my hand)?

That's your point? Having to use your hand? Invest in a fucking robotic arm then.

Take your left hand, get it wet, use it to scrape shit off of your ass after taking a shit. This is what I'm against. This is what they do in Muslim countries. You are fucking dense.

Are the hands themselves not washed? Seriously now.

moniker

Heatwave wrote: »

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Red Zone wrote: »

Muslims are asked to clean the perineal region and the region between the thighs by washing with water especially after defecation or urination. In the absence of water, the instructions are based on the surgical principle of cleaning away from the cleaner to the dirtier area.

The habit of cleaning the pereneal region with tissue paper alone does not in fact clean the area; it only wipes off the faeces and spreads a thin film of faecal matter over the area. The combination of modern scientific knowledge which makes tissue paper commercially available and Muslim cultural practice would produce the best results. Thus tissue paper can be used first and water afterwards, The same principle can be applied to other fields end thus a society better than the present one can be produced.

http://www.salaam.co.uk/knowledge/hygiene.php

If using water means using your hand then you're only compounding the problem.

Hand sanitizers, anyone?

Obviously you missed my point.

What is the point?

Why clean myself by getting shit on other parts of my body when I can clean myself and get shit only the toilet paper I'm wiping myself with(or worst case scenario very little on my hand)?

That's your point? Having to use your hand? Invest in a fucking robotic arm then.

Take your left hand, get it wet, use it to scrape shit off of your ass after taking a shit. This is what I'm against. This is what they do in Muslim countries. You are fucking dense.

Are the hands themselves not washed? Seriously now.

Muslims washing their hands? What do you think this is? Jakarta?

Senjutsu

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

moniker wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

moniker wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

Elitistb wrote: »

I just want to know how this works, I think I'll go buy some and try it out.

However I have a question. After you've cleaned your ass with a moist whatever, repeatedly, until you are certain just about everything is gone, now I've got a moist ass. What do I then dry my ass off with? Do I use a hair dryer? A towel that then has to be washed? Do I just wave it in the air like I just don't care?

Your ass doesn't get that wet. At least it doesn't when I moisten toilet paper under the sink.

That's the step I never fully got with the bidet. What do you do afterward, with your ass hanging there all wet? Is there a communal shit stained towel or something?

If your ass is soaking wet you're doing it wrong.

I'm not a big fan of it being moist when I'm fully clothed either. What, do you just wait for it to evaporate?

There shouldn't be so much water that it takes more than a few seconds at most to evaporate.

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Red Zone wrote: »

Muslims are asked to clean the perineal region and the region between the thighs by washing with water especially after defecation or urination. In the absence of water, the instructions are based on the surgical principle of cleaning away from the cleaner to the dirtier area.

The habit of cleaning the pereneal region with tissue paper alone does not in fact clean the area; it only wipes off the faeces and spreads a thin film of faecal matter over the area. The combination of modern scientific knowledge which makes tissue paper commercially available and Muslim cultural practice would produce the best results. Thus tissue paper can be used first and water afterwards, The same principle can be applied to other fields end thus a society better than the present one can be produced.

http://www.salaam.co.uk/knowledge/hygiene.php

If using water means using your hand then you're only compounding the problem.

Hand sanitizers, anyone?

Obviously you missed my point.

What is the point?

Why clean myself by getting shit on other parts of my body when I can clean myself and get shit only the toilet paper I'm wiping myself with(or worst case scenario very little on my hand)?

That's your point? Having to use your hand? Invest in a fucking robotic arm then.

Take your left hand, get it wet, use it to scrape shit off of your ass after taking a shit. This is what I'm against. This is what they do in Muslim countries. You are fucking dense.

Are the hands themselves not washed? Seriously now.

I don't think that matters

something between your hand and poop > nothing between your hand and poop

Taranis

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

moniker wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

moniker wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

Elitistb wrote: »

I just want to know how this works, I think I'll go buy some and try it out.

However I have a question. After you've cleaned your ass with a moist whatever, repeatedly, until you are certain just about everything is gone, now I've got a moist ass. What do I then dry my ass off with? Do I use a hair dryer? A towel that then has to be washed? Do I just wave it in the air like I just don't care?

Your ass doesn't get that wet. At least it doesn't when I moisten toilet paper under the sink.

That's the step I never fully got with the bidet. What do you do afterward, with your ass hanging there all wet? Is there a communal shit stained towel or something?

If your ass is soaking wet you're doing it wrong.

I'm not a big fan of it being moist when I'm fully clothed either. What, do you just wait for it to evaporate?

There shouldn't be so much water that it takes more than a few seconds at most to evaporate.

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Heatwave wrote: »

Taranis wrote: »

Red Zone wrote: »

Muslims are asked to clean the perineal region and the region between the thighs by washing with water especially after defecation or urination. In the absence of water, the instructions are based on the surgical principle of cleaning away from the cleaner to the dirtier area.

The habit of cleaning the pereneal region with tissue paper alone does not in fact clean the area; it only wipes off the faeces and spreads a thin film of faecal matter over the area. The combination of modern scientific knowledge which makes tissue paper commercially available and Muslim cultural practice would produce the best results. Thus tissue paper can be used first and water afterwards, The same principle can be applied to other fields end thus a society better than the present one can be produced.

http://www.salaam.co.uk/knowledge/hygiene.php

If using water means using your hand then you're only compounding the problem.

Hand sanitizers, anyone?

Obviously you missed my point.

What is the point?

Why clean myself by getting shit on other parts of my body when I can clean myself and get shit only the toilet paper I'm wiping myself with(or worst case scenario very little on my hand)?

That's your point? Having to use your hand? Invest in a fucking robotic arm then.

Take your left hand, get it wet, use it to scrape shit off of your ass after taking a shit. This is what I'm against. This is what they do in Muslim countries. You are fucking dense.

Are the hands themselves not washed? Seriously now.

Washing your hands with fucking water doesn't get rid of germs you know. The entire 15 months I spent in Iraq I didn't see one fucking house that had hand sanitizer next to their porcelain hole in the ground. I've been in more houses in Iraq than I have ever been in while in the US. Either way it's more trouble than it's worth when you could just wet a piece of toilet paper and not have to worry about getting shit all over your hands and in your nails. I can't believe I have to explain this to you.

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I just want to know how this works, I think I'll go buy some and try it out.

However I have a question. After you've cleaned your ass with a moist whatever, repeatedly, until you are certain just about everything is gone, now I've got a moist ass. What do I then dry my ass off with? Do I use a hair dryer? A towel that then has to be washed? Do I just wave it in the air like I just don't care?

Your ass doesn't get that wet. At least it doesn't when I moisten toilet paper under the sink.

That's the step I never fully got with the bidet. What do you do afterward, with your ass hanging there all wet? Is there a communal shit stained towel or something?

If your ass is soaking wet you're doing it wrong.

I'm not a big fan of it being moist when I'm fully clothed either. What, do you just wait for it to evaporate?

There shouldn't be so much water that it takes more than a few seconds at most to evaporate.

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Muslims are asked to clean the perineal region and the region between the thighs by washing with water especially after defecation or urination. In the absence of water, the instructions are based on the surgical principle of cleaning away from the cleaner to the dirtier area.

The habit of cleaning the pereneal region with tissue paper alone does not in fact clean the area; it only wipes off the faeces and spreads a thin film of faecal matter over the area. The combination of modern scientific knowledge which makes tissue paper commercially available and Muslim cultural practice would produce the best results. Thus tissue paper can be used first and water afterwards, The same principle can be applied to other fields end thus a society better than the present one can be produced.

http://www.salaam.co.uk/knowledge/hygiene.php

If using water means using your hand then you're only compounding the problem.

Hand sanitizers, anyone?

Obviously you missed my point.

What is the point?

Why clean myself by getting shit on other parts of my body when I can clean myself and get shit only the toilet paper I'm wiping myself with(or worst case scenario very little on my hand)?

That's your point? Having to use your hand? Invest in a fucking robotic arm then.

Take your left hand, get it wet, use it to scrape shit off of your ass after taking a shit. This is what I'm against. This is what they do in Muslim countries. You are fucking dense.

Are the hands themselves not washed? Seriously now.

Washing your hands with fucking water doesn't get rid of germs you know. The entire 15 months I spent in Iraq I didn't see one fucking house that had hand sanitizer next to their porcelain hole in the ground. I've been in more houses in Iraq than I have ever been in while in the US. Either way it's more trouble than it's worth when you could just wet a piece of toilet paper and not have to worry about getting shit all over your hands and in your nails. I can't believe I have to explain this to you.

My point is they do wash their hands. What they are not doing is tattooing shit to themselves. I can't believe I have to explain this to you.