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how to murder someone and get away with it
Xutech
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How to murder someone and get away with it
With Doctor Xutech.
I know how you feel. That idiot talked whack about your favorite episode of Angel or whatever and you ended up beating them over the head with a fence pole? Well, before you panic and start shooting cops or, even worse, throw yourself over to the mercy of the justice system, why not read and follow one of my patent plans for corpse disguise.
Tell me how it works out.
1.Wrap it in fur and leave it on the road.
Given that on any day there are large numbers of stinking animal bodies by the side of the road, I posit that you could wrap a hobo in a carpet and people would be running it over for weeks without a care in the world.
2.Cover it in dishes and grit covered pans.
Nothing gives people the supernatural inability to see like a sink full of rancid dishes and fry pans with that crusty lamb grit enchunked on it.
I bet if you got a large abandoned bathtub, dumped a body in it then covered it in dishes, it’d never get fixed or found. Until your grandma or aunt came over, that is.
3.Plasticize and make into Goth furniture.
There’s a tonne of really crappy stuff in two dollar stores that most people would cringe at, but the young, just out of home Goth would happily place around the house. Bad Halloween toys, laughing witches, jack o lantern hang-ups and the odd dismembered corpse covered in cheap hair fixative. If some drunk idiot lights it up at a party as a candle, tell em it stinks because it was cheap.
4.Place it in jam jars.
A body dismembered and placed in tightly sealed jam jars, as a last resort should prevent at least half the world’s population from finding it. You know who I’m talking about ladies?.
With Doctor Xutech.
I know how you feel. That idiot talked whack about your favorite episode of Angel or whatever and you ended up beating them over the head with a fence pole? Well, before you panic and start shooting cops or, even worse, throw yourself over to the mercy of the justice system, why not read and follow one of my patent plans for corpse disguise.
Tell me how it works out.
1.Wrap it in fur and leave it on the road.
Given that on any day there are large numbers of stinking animal bodies by the side of the road, I posit that you could wrap a hobo in a carpet and people would be running it over for weeks without a care in the world.
2.Cover it in dishes and grit covered pans.
Nothing gives people the supernatural inability to see like a sink full of rancid dishes and fry pans with that crusty lamb grit enchunked on it.
I bet if you got a large abandoned bathtub, dumped a body in it then covered it in dishes, it’d never get fixed or found. Until your grandma or aunt came over, that is.
3.Plasticize and make into Goth furniture.
There’s a tonne of really crappy stuff in two dollar stores that most people would cringe at, but the young, just out of home Goth would happily place around the house. Bad Halloween toys, laughing witches, jack o lantern hang-ups and the odd dismembered corpse covered in cheap hair fixative. If some drunk idiot lights it up at a party as a candle, tell em it stinks because it was cheap.
4.Place it in jam jars.
A body dismembered and placed in tightly sealed jam jars, as a last resort should prevent at least half the world’s population from finding it. You know who I’m talking about ladies?.
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Just don't do it on a Federation vessel or you will get caught.
I don't know if what you're saying means anything
What spring does with the cherry trees.
It's really quite a paradox
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that's not how you dispose of a body you are clearly an amateur
that question mark followed by a period confuses and enrages me more than the content of your post
What is with the threads
Did someone say something somewhere
That we're fun people and like others
avoids that whole nasty 'premeditated' thing
Swine Flu was a little side project, but I got bored before I perfected it.
No weapon, no prints. Cops will just blame it on a brown person.*
*If you are a brown person: Stop murdering people! It's reinforcing a racist stereotype!
Like a real doctor would post in SE++.
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they are called reckless drivers.
oh theidar
You should do it. You know get some more activities in your life. And then you hit up his neighbors for some drugs. Win win for you
He got his degree from the University of Chicanery
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heyoooo!
snitches get stitches
I don't want to murder anybody
God you are so awful. You have no room to talk in this situation. Obviously you don't know how normal people should act because you didn't want to go to the trial of a guy you fucking called the cops on for breaking into your damn house!
If there are people coming and going at all hours of the night, and fights in the hallways, it is a legitimate safety concern and they should call the damn cops.
"This thread does not suck"
and we'll all post pictures of cartoons from our youth
Yeah
That guy is being a dick
What spring does with the cherry trees.