bangin is awesome let's talk about it 2: pp91 nsfw

Dog

itt shank gets laid for the 2nd time of his life

#pipe

100 pages in 20 hours.

I'm callin it.

I got 2 to 1 that it's at 100 pages before 48 and 3 to 1 before 24

who wants a piece

Quoth

robothero wrote: »

greg kinnear has a movie where he plays a guy named Clark Poundstone

that is a fabulous name

what movie was that

Charles Kinbote

Druhim wrote: »

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

this is such a shank thread

nawww

so you're proving this isn't a total shank thread by linking to the exact same thread you did a year ago?
what are you trying to prove here?

wow, dru

I Win Swordfights

Cooch is alright I s'pose

Charles Kinbote

robothero wrote: »

itt shank gets laid for the 2nd time of his life

no, you're thinking of kusu threads

Dog

i get you two mixed up

Meiz

You guys talking about banging is like watching Survivor people try to make fire.

Snowbeat

Meiz wrote: »

You guys talking about banging is like watching Survivor people try to make fire.

all ineffectively banging two things together

Mr. G

What is 'sex'

Javen

Long, involved discussions about sex tend to bore the everloving shit out of me.

Before I actually had sex and became comfortable with having sex, I make no allusions as to placing the pussy on a total pedestal. It was something that was completely and constantly on my mind.

Once I actually had sex and learned that it's just a fairly basic thing that everyone needs and does I stopped thinking about it so much. There's no giant mystery about it, no philosophy, no theory. It's sex.

Hunter

I bought Watchmen on blue ray today and during the scene where the 2 Doctor Manhattans are banging the Silk Specter, I started laughing at the part where she said sucking his thumb was like a battery in her mouth.

I bet going down on his electric blue dong is like sucking off a cattle prod then. Perhaps like giving a blow job to a lightsaber.

I Win Swordfights

Watchmen was such a good movie

I might watch it again tonight

Kuribo's Shoe

sex is pretty great. I look forward to having it again.

#pipe

Hunter wrote: »

I bought Watchmen on blue ray today and during the scene where the 2 Doctor Manhattans are banging the Silk Specter, I started laughing at the part where she said sucking his thumb was like a battery in her mouth.

I bet going down on his electric blue dong is like sucking off a cattle prod then. Perhaps like giving a blow job to a lightsaber.

he could change it though

he's probably make it taste like chocolate

and his semen makes you lose weight

blowjobs 24 hours a day

Charles Kinbote

Javen wrote: »

Long, involved discussions about sex tend to bore the everloving shit out of me.

Before I actually had sex and became comfortable with having sex, I make no allusions as to placing the pussy on a total pedestal. It was something that was completely and constantly on my mind.

Once I actually had sex and learned that it's just a fairly basic thing that everyone needs and does I stopped thinking about it so much. There's no giant mystery about it, no philosophy, no theory. It's sex.

I agree with this! and am going to pull up a post I made recently

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Honestly, until I had sex I assumed it would be a LOT of fun, and that was it. Just, like, a really, really good time, and that's why people got stuck on it so much - because it was just so great.

In reality, it's like going seventeen years without eating, then eating and going, "oh, shit, I've been hungry this whole fucking time." It's not the raging, unabashed good time I thought it would be - to be honest, I've had more fun doing other things in my life, although sex is fantastic.

I don't know. It's hard to explain. It's really just that people don't have sex because it's so fucking rock-and-roll, but rather that once you've started having sex, you can't just stop. You need to have sex. People need, on a very basic level, to have sex, and continue having sex. You don't die if you stop, but it's still way closer to eating and sleeping than it is to video games and rollercoasters in terms of why you do it.

Or maybe I'm crazy and no one knows what I'm talking about.

Metzger Meister

A Dabble Of Thelonius wrote: »

?

Holy shit it's Chris Ledeaux!

Orikaeshigitae

Druhim wrote: »

this is such a shank thread

ahahaha

Quoth

hey there fellow humans

i am a human like you

i have lots of human sex with other humans

human

Mr. Henry Bemis

Quoth wrote: »

hey there fellow humans

i am a human like you

i have lots of human sex with other humans

human

robot

Hunter

Quoth wrote: »

hey there fellow humans

i am a human like you

i have lots of human sex with other humans

human

Hey fellow human, lets go ingest biological matter and convert it to sugar energy for our cells and discuss current events.

Dog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0DsJS7HnyI

Charles Kinbote

my favorite thing about Quoth is how trustworthy she is

I feel like I could tell her anything

even where the secret missile silos are

and where we keep all our precious minerals

Usagi

bajingo and vagoo are my favorite vagina euphemisms

also sex is pretty awesome

Quoth

Hunter wrote: »

Quoth wrote: »

hey there fellow humans

i am a human like you

i have lots of human sex with other humans

human

Hey fellow human, lets go ingest biological matter and convert it to sugar energy for our cells and discuss current events.

this sounds really fleshy, fellow human

i accept your proposal

Orikaeshigitae

the word cunt sees a lot of use here in canuckistan

Javen

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Javen wrote: »

Long, involved discussions about sex tend to bore the everloving shit out of me.

Before I actually had sex and became comfortable with having sex, I make no allusions as to placing the pussy on a total pedestal. It was something that was completely and constantly on my mind.

Once I actually had sex and learned that it's just a fairly basic thing that everyone needs and does I stopped thinking about it so much. There's no giant mystery about it, no philosophy, no theory. It's sex.

I agree with this! and am going to pull up a post I made recently

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Honestly, until I had sex I assumed it would be a LOT of fun, and that was it. Just, like, a really, really good time, and that's why people got stuck on it so much - because it was just so great.

In reality, it's like going seventeen years without eating, then eating and going, "oh, shit, I've been hungry this whole fucking time." It's not the raging, unabashed good time I thought it would be - to be honest, I've had more fun doing other things in my life, although sex is fantastic.

I don't know. It's hard to explain. It's really just that people don't have sex because it's so fucking rock-and-roll, but rather that once you've started having sex, you can't just stop. You need to have sex. People need, on a very basic level, to have sex, and continue having sex. You don't die if you stop, but it's still way closer to eating and sleeping than it is to video games and rollercoasters in terms of why you do it.

Or maybe I'm crazy and no one knows what I'm talking about.

This is why to me, this is one of the chief reasons things like sexless relationships or long distance things work so rarely. Because it's such a basic, primal, carnal need, not many people enjoy being in a relationship but not have sex.

Orikaeshigitae

Quoth wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Quoth wrote: »

hey there fellow humans

i am a human like you

i have lots of human sex with other humans

human

Hey fellow human, lets go ingest biological matter and convert it to sugar energy for our cells and discuss current events.

this sounds really fleshy, fellow human

i accept your proposal

just don't offer me food

Snowbeat

shank compliments do not work on robots

Metzger Meister

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look at that. that is awesome. look how awesome that is.

Mr. G

Quoth wrote: »

hey there fellow humans

i am a human like you

i have lots of human sex with other humans

human

Zoel

Javen wrote: »

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Javen wrote: »

Long, involved discussions about sex tend to bore the everloving shit out of me.

Before I actually had sex and became comfortable with having sex, I make no allusions as to placing the pussy on a total pedestal. It was something that was completely and constantly on my mind.

Once I actually had sex and learned that it's just a fairly basic thing that everyone needs and does I stopped thinking about it so much. There's no giant mystery about it, no philosophy, no theory. It's sex.

I agree with this! and am going to pull up a post I made recently

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Honestly, until I had sex I assumed it would be a LOT of fun, and that was it. Just, like, a really, really good time, and that's why people got stuck on it so much - because it was just so great.

In reality, it's like going seventeen years without eating, then eating and going, "oh, shit, I've been hungry this whole fucking time." It's not the raging, unabashed good time I thought it would be - to be honest, I've had more fun doing other things in my life, although sex is fantastic.

I don't know. It's hard to explain. It's really just that people don't have sex because it's so fucking rock-and-roll, but rather that once you've started having sex, you can't just stop. You need to have sex. People need, on a very basic level, to have sex, and continue having sex. You don't die if you stop, but it's still way closer to eating and sleeping than it is to video games and rollercoasters in terms of why you do it.

Or maybe I'm crazy and no one knows what I'm talking about.

This is why to me, this is one of the chief reasons things like sexless relationships or long distance things work so rarely. Because it's such a basic, primal, carnal need, not many people enjoy being in a relationship but not have sex.

That's precisely the reason I tend to wait it out for a while if I can, though

there is no worse feeling than having sex and realizing it is basically all you ever wanted to have to do with that person, period.

Quoth

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

my favorite thing about Quoth is how trustworthy she is

I feel like I could tell her anything

even where the secret missile silos are

and where we keep all our precious minerals

yes you should tell me all of these things

i promise i am not committing them to my memory banks in any way

in fact if you continue to provide alcoholic beverages i may be persuaded to engage in procreative acts with you

i won't leave you, alone and sleeping, to take the secrets back to Mother

Stormin Joe

So remind me, how is babby formed?

Charles Kinbote

Javen wrote: »

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Javen wrote: »

Long, involved discussions about sex tend to bore the everloving shit out of me.

Before I actually had sex and became comfortable with having sex, I make no allusions as to placing the pussy on a total pedestal. It was something that was completely and constantly on my mind.

Once I actually had sex and learned that it's just a fairly basic thing that everyone needs and does I stopped thinking about it so much. There's no giant mystery about it, no philosophy, no theory. It's sex.

I agree with this! and am going to pull up a post I made recently

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Honestly, until I had sex I assumed it would be a LOT of fun, and that was it. Just, like, a really, really good time, and that's why people got stuck on it so much - because it was just so great.

In reality, it's like going seventeen years without eating, then eating and going, "oh, shit, I've been hungry this whole fucking time." It's not the raging, unabashed good time I thought it would be - to be honest, I've had more fun doing other things in my life, although sex is fantastic.

I don't know. It's hard to explain. It's really just that people don't have sex because it's so fucking rock-and-roll, but rather that once you've started having sex, you can't just stop. You need to have sex. People need, on a very basic level, to have sex, and continue having sex. You don't die if you stop, but it's still way closer to eating and sleeping than it is to video games and rollercoasters in terms of why you do it.

Or maybe I'm crazy and no one knows what I'm talking about.

This is why to me, this is one of the chief reasons things like sexless relationships or long distance things work so rarely. Because it's such a basic, primal, carnal need, not many people enjoy being in a relationship but not have sex.

yeah, definitely. In sexless relationships, unless both people legitimately feel no sexual desire, you're in a situation where you are sexually attracted to others but are disallowed from acting on it in any capacity. It just strikes me as a remarkably artificial situation to place yourself in - you're basically denying your instincts.

Hunter

Stormin Joe wrote: »

So remind me, how is babby formed?

When the condom breaks the last time you fuck your girlfriend before breaking up with her because she's nuts.

Mr. G

Stormin Joe wrote: »

So remind me, how is babby formed?

I said this in another thread a few days ago, but somebody kept shouting that at a concert I went to.

Dog

Hunter wrote: »

Stormin Joe wrote: »

So remind me, how is babby formed?

When the condom breaks the last time you fuck your girlfriend before breaking up with her because she's nuts.

this is like my MO

Charles Kinbote

Zoel wrote: »

That's precisely the reason I tend to wait it out for a while if I can, though

there is no worse feeling than having sex and realizing it is basically all you ever wanted to have to do with that person, period.

wait

you would rather be in a sexless relationship with someone for months and months for fear that you may not want to be with them after sex than get the sex out of the way so you can begin to see if there's something real there?

Not that I'm encouraging having sex with everyone you're attracted to to see if there's a relationship there.

Metzger Meister

Hunter wrote: »

Stormin Joe wrote: »

So remind me, how is babby formed?

When the condom breaks the last time you fuck your girlfriend before breaking up with her because she's nuts.

my brother didn't follow up on the breaking up part.

"oh hey, you FORGOT TO TELL ME that you stopped taking birth control, and all our condoms kept breaking, RIGHT AFTER I SAID MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK AND YOU CONVINCED ME TO STICK IT OUT FOR A WHILE."

my poor brother.