The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.

Party Time

Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE]...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
edited July 2009 in Social Entropy++
Ok, so I went to a party last night and, to be quite honest, I've been out of practice for a while. A few months since I took my last gulp of alcohol. It sorta sucked so I wanted to get drunk so I could enjoy it. I was also slightly depressed and happy that a close female friend of mine was getting back together with her ex. Even though I've been cautioned against it several times, I decided to 'mix' the drinks I was drinking that night. Namely, Guiness, Vodka and Rum.

This turned out to be a hideous mistake.

I like to consider myself a big drinker, even though in my hearts of hearts I know I'm not. Even so, I've drunk (drank?) way more than I did last night, but this time I was rendered immobile and vomiting all over my slick (I like think) dress shirt and outfit in general. It was probably one of the worst experiences of my life.

I'm sure you all have had way worse and generally more interesting experiences with this sort of thing and I would like to hear them to not feel alone. So I guess this thread is about terrible drunk experiences and mistakes at parties.

Also I think I'm still slightly liquored up or I wouldn't be making this thread. I'm sure I'll be skewered for this dumb thread, but that's ok.
I'll apologize when I'm more sober.
This is something I'll be doing alot of soon.

I want to do with you
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Viscount Islands on
«134

Posts

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    you're not supposed to mix those things? huh.

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    drunk posting is the worst thing in the world

    but something I have practised many many times

    FAQ on
  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Generally stick with either beer or liquor, yeah. Not both AT THE SAME TIME?!?

    Darkness Mundus on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fool.

    DrZiplock on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    partycat.jpg

    Unknown User on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i dont really like big parties

    i have a much better time when its just a few people sitting around bullshitting, drinking a few beers

    parties are too hectic and i dont really enjoy myself

    CrackedLens on
    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    also don't mix smack and methadone

    FAQ on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    endlesspartycat.jpg

    Unknown User on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    LETS GET A PARTY GOIN

    Abracadaniel on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have honestly never barfed on myself and I plan to continue that trend

    Usagi on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    a-lot.png

    MrMonroe on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm sorry Ziplock :(

    I remember thinking eh, I should experience this sort of thing at least one time in my life.

    I regret that thinking.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    LETS GET A PARTY GOIN

    LET'S HAVE A PARTY

    IN THIS VERY THREAD

    FAQ on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    honestly i drink at least three different types of alcohol every time i drink

    i'm not supposed to? how did i not know this

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FAQ, would you...would you care to dance? *blush*

    Wimble on
    4SMZq.jpg
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm sorry Ziplock :(

    I remember thinking eh, I should experience this sort of thing at least one time in my life.

    I regret that thinking.

    You live, you learn.

    Don't be sorry.

    DrZiplock on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    no swedes allowed I'm afraid

    considering "roofies" actually appears in your national anthem three times

    FAQ on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    also it cant be a party thread without

    13ca_2.jpg

    do you know he is hosting a damn game show on Cartoon Network?

    CrackedLens on
    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    a couple weeks ago we had a party at work and a coworker got really drunk. He went behind this bush to pee and then had to throw up so he threw up a few feet away from where he'd peed. And then he started spitting, because he wanted to connect the two pools of bodily fluids with a third stream of fluid, which made perfect sense to him.

    Jordyn on
    thumbsupguy-1.jpg
    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    also it cant be a party thread without

    13ca_2.jpg

    do you know he is hosting a damn game show on Cartoon Network?

    ...It really could be if you'd let it, goddamnit.


    Goddamnit be original you sons of bitches.

    Darkness Mundus on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    antimatter is sooooo sloooooooow

    CrackedLens on
    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I got drunk at a park, just me and a gorgeous girl

    We spent hours talking

    then I got too drunk and woke up alone with puke on my floor and she didn't return my calls

    The Black Hunter on
  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Irish Car Bombs taste like chocolate milk.

    MagicPrime on
    BNet • magicprime#1430 | PSN/Steam • MagicPrime | Origin • FireSideWizard
    Critical Failures - Havenhold CampaignAugust St. Cloud (Human Ranger)
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    A good night has me bouncing between Vodka, Whiskey, Tequila, and Rum. You know you're gone when the tequila tastes like water.

    Doobh on
    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    also it cant be a party thread without

    13ca_2.jpg

    do you know he is hosting a damn game show on Cartoon Network?

    ...It really could be if you'd let it, goddamnit.


    Goddamnit be original you sons of bitches.

    i didnt know you were personally offended by Andrew W.K. being affiliated with parties

    thanks for letting the internet know

    CrackedLens on
    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am going to Florida this weekend. Maybe I will have some of the old moonshine.

    Yessirree.

    Darkness Mundus on
  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    honestly i drink at least three different types of alcohol every time i drink

    i'm not supposed to? how did i not know this

    Have you not heard the saying "Beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer, in the clear"?

    But I find it just depends on the person. I don't mind mixing it up, but I've known people to have pretty bad reactions.

    JoeUser on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    antimatter is sooooo sloooooooow

    it was the exact same time
    besides, I actually posted the song

    Antimatter on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Irish Car Bombs taste like chocolate milk.

    this is exactly how Zip convinced Vermiculture to drink his first one

    Usagi on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I got drunk at a park, just me and a gorgeous girl

    We spent hours talking

    then I got too drunk and woke up alone with puke on my floor and she didn't return my calls

    vintage Black Hunter

    FAQ on
  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    also it cant be a party thread without

    13ca_2.jpg

    do you know he is hosting a damn game show on Cartoon Network?

    ...It really could be if you'd let it, goddamnit.


    Goddamnit be original you sons of bitches.

    i didnt know you were personally offended by Andrew W.K. being affiliated with parties

    thanks for letting the internet know

    Yeah that was my point w2g

    Darkness Mundus on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Irish Car Bombs taste like chocolate milk.

    this is exactly how Zip convinced Vermiculture to drink his first one

    and then he got yelled at by the old ladies at the next table for being a vegatarian that drinks

    CrackedLens on
    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    I got drunk at a park, just me and a gorgeous girl

    We spent hours talking

    then I got too drunk and woke up alone with puke on my floor and she didn't return my calls

    vintage Black Hunter

    The awkwardness is felt over the wires. I almost feel like calling my mom.

    Doobh on
    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Irish Car Bombs taste like chocolate milk.

    this is exactly how Zip convinced Vermiculture to drink his first one

    That was Chelsea's first as well that day.


    The whole table doing them is something I wish I had a picture of. Also audio of that little house mom giving Vermi shit.

    DrZiplock on
  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Is this place running unbelievably sluggish for anybody else?

    Darkness Mundus on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    I got drunk at a park, just me and a gorgeous girl

    We spent hours talking

    then I got too drunk and woke up alone with puke on my floor and she didn't return my calls

    vintage Black Hunter

    That has a certain ring to it

    The Black Hunter on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I got drunk at a park, just me and a gorgeous girl

    We spent hours talking

    then I got too drunk and woke up alone with puke on my floor and she didn't return my calls

    vintage Black Hunter

    The awkwardness is felt over the wires. I almost feel like calling my mom.

    The story's a lot shorter this time, gotta give him that.

    Butler on
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    honestly i drink at least three different types of alcohol every time i drink

    i'm not supposed to? how did i not know this

    Have you not heard the saying "Beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer, in the clear"?

    But I find it just depends on the person. I don't mind mixing it up, but I've known people to have pretty bad reactions.

    Yeah I'm with Ori, I never knew mixing could actually make you more sick

    huh

    On a similar note, coke and Johnny Walker Red Label with a shot of Absinthe is a damn fine drink

    Gatsby on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Irish Car Bombs taste like chocolate milk.

    this is exactly how Zip convinced Vermiculture to drink his first one

    and then he got yelled at by the old ladies at the next table for being a vegatarian that drinks

    ahaha, that's right

    that was an awesome time

    Usagi on
Sign In or Register to comment.