Ok, so I went to a party last night and, to be quite honest, I've been out of practice for a while. A few months since I took my last gulp of alcohol. It sorta sucked so I wanted to get drunk so I could enjoy it. I was also slightly depressed and happy that a close female friend of mine was getting back together with her ex. Even though I've been cautioned against it several times, I decided to 'mix' the drinks I was drinking that night. Namely, Guiness, Vodka and Rum.
This turned out to be a hideous mistake.
I like to consider myself a big drinker, even though in my hearts of hearts I know I'm not. Even so, I've drunk (drank?) way more than I did last night, but this time I was rendered immobile and vomiting all over my slick (I like think) dress shirt and outfit in general. It was probably one of the worst experiences of my life.
I'm sure you all have had way worse and generally more interesting experiences with this sort of thing and I would like to hear them to not feel alone. So I guess this thread is about terrible drunk experiences and mistakes at parties.
Also I think I'm still slightly liquored up or I wouldn't be making this thread. I'm sure I'll be skewered for this dumb thread, but that's ok.
I'll apologize when I'm more sober.
This is something I'll be doing alot of soon.
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but something I have practised many many times
i have a much better time when its just a few people sitting around bullshitting, drinking a few beers
parties are too hectic and i dont really enjoy myself
I remember thinking eh, I should experience this sort of thing at least one time in my life.
I regret that thinking.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
LET'S HAVE A PARTY
IN THIS VERY THREAD
i'm not supposed to? how did i not know this
You live, you learn.
Don't be sorry.
considering "roofies" actually appears in your national anthem three times
do you know he is hosting a damn game show on Cartoon Network?
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...It really could be if you'd let it, goddamnit.
Goddamnit be original you sons of bitches.
We spent hours talking
then I got too drunk and woke up alone with puke on my floor and she didn't return my calls
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i didnt know you were personally offended by Andrew W.K. being affiliated with parties
thanks for letting the internet know
Yessirree.
Have you not heard the saying "Beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer, in the clear"?
But I find it just depends on the person. I don't mind mixing it up, but I've known people to have pretty bad reactions.
it was the exact same time
besides, I actually posted the song
this is exactly how Zip convinced Vermiculture to drink his first one
vintage Black Hunter
Yeah that was my point w2g
and then he got yelled at by the old ladies at the next table for being a vegatarian that drinks
The awkwardness is felt over the wires. I almost feel like calling my mom.
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That was Chelsea's first as well that day.
The whole table doing them is something I wish I had a picture of. Also audio of that little house mom giving Vermi shit.
That has a certain ring to it
The story's a lot shorter this time, gotta give him that.
Yeah I'm with Ori, I never knew mixing could actually make you more sick
huh
On a similar note, coke and Johnny Walker Red Label with a shot of Absinthe is a damn fine drink
ahaha, that's right
that was an awesome time