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Shaaaaaark Weeeeeeeek has arrived!
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Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
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SHAAAARK WEEEEEEEK
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SHAAAAARK WEEEEEEEEEK
that's right, ladies and gentlemen, the two sweetest words in the english language, the week you love to love, it's almost here
SHAAAAARK WEEEEEEEEEEK!
See, Shark Week starts August 2nd, and it is when the Discovery Channel, instead of being about lame stuff like rugged dudes who catch crabs or rugged dudes who do shitty jobs or rugged dudes who get lost or nerdy dudes who blow shit up, changes up all their programming and instead becomes about SHAAAAAARK WEEEEEEEEEEEEK
or at least, they start tossing in shark-themed footage in their line-up of rugged dudes here and there
So what does Discovery Channel have lined up for SHAAAAAAARK WEEEEEEEEEEK this year?
how about Blood In the Water?!? See, it's like blood, but it's in the water. Where sharks are. And it is a scientific fact that sharks can smell a single drop of blood from over sixteen light years away. And then eat your fucking face off kaboooooooom! Holy shit. Also, apparently it is based on the harrowing true life eventsthat inspired JAWS. You know, the film about the giant man-eating great white shark that explodes that was so badass it knocked Audie Fucking Murphy from the charts.
After that, we got Deadly Waters in which Les Stroud goes and jumps into every piece of water on the entire planet to test which one he gets eaten in the most. So basically, it is a good chance to tune in and watch Les Stroud fucking die. Live on television.
Also, we got Day of the Shark 2, which, and I'm quoting here, "See what happens in this harrowing hour, when a great white breaks through a 300-pound aluminum shark cage and traps the divers inside."
Hilarious.
Also, we get to watch Sharkbite Summer, Great White Appetite and Shark After Dark, which I can only imagine is a sultry exploration of the erotic world of the ocean's most carnal of carnivores. Yowza.
They're promising some more surprises and extras, and given the titles of the shows above, it is only logical that we'll get to see the full length feature hinted at in this exciting trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3X9YWziPMY
SHAAAARK WEEEEEEEK
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA
SHAAAAARK WEEEEEEEEEK
that's right, ladies and gentlemen, the two sweetest words in the english language, the week you love to love, it's almost here
SHAAAAARK WEEEEEEEEEEK!
See, Shark Week starts August 2nd, and it is when the Discovery Channel, instead of being about lame stuff like rugged dudes who catch crabs or rugged dudes who do shitty jobs or rugged dudes who get lost or nerdy dudes who blow shit up, changes up all their programming and instead becomes about SHAAAAAARK WEEEEEEEEEEEEK
or at least, they start tossing in shark-themed footage in their line-up of rugged dudes here and there
So what does Discovery Channel have lined up for SHAAAAAAARK WEEEEEEEEEEK this year?
how about Blood In the Water?!? See, it's like blood, but it's in the water. Where sharks are. And it is a scientific fact that sharks can smell a single drop of blood from over sixteen light years away. And then eat your fucking face off kaboooooooom! Holy shit. Also, apparently it is based on the harrowing true life eventsthat inspired JAWS. You know, the film about the giant man-eating great white shark that explodes that was so badass it knocked Audie Fucking Murphy from the charts.
After that, we got Deadly Waters in which Les Stroud goes and jumps into every piece of water on the entire planet to test which one he gets eaten in the most. So basically, it is a good chance to tune in and watch Les Stroud fucking die. Live on television.
Also, we got Day of the Shark 2, which, and I'm quoting here, "See what happens in this harrowing hour, when a great white breaks through a 300-pound aluminum shark cage and traps the divers inside."
Hilarious.
Also, we get to watch Sharkbite Summer, Great White Appetite and Shark After Dark, which I can only imagine is a sultry exploration of the erotic world of the ocean's most carnal of carnivores. Yowza.
They're promising some more surprises and extras, and given the titles of the shows above, it is only logical that we'll get to see the full length feature hinted at in this exciting trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3X9YWziPMY
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Last time I watched discovery channel it was just truckers and motorcycle guys and ginger men blowing stuff up. Haven't seen any nature at all. But then again I only catch DC when I'm in a hotel.
There's so much interesting shit in it.
It doesn't even need my approval but I cannot help it.
'I'm a Shark' Shark must be pleased.
SUCK MY DICK
Can Blood Ocean be used to fuel BLOOD CAR!
Also, shark week is fucking awesome.
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What the fuck man, give them a full fortnight
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sharks are less oppressed than blacks
Maybe if you fly away...
SHARK WEEK
god I can't wait for shark week
it is the best week
Can we have Mollusk Monday?
SHARK WEEK!
Nuh uh. Blacks 28/30ths of a month.
Always trying to keep the Elasmobranchii man down.
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holy shit
on a beach
near sharks
I can't wait
I really wish I had made that.
It puts bogeyswitch to shame.
I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED TO BE LIKE OH HI SHARK WHAT IS UP
change your name to dinner
it will be the only wise decision you have made
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god that is one hell of a movie
What is this from
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
it has a shark as big as a bus which gets eaten by a bigger shark
it also has one of the best lines:
"I'm tired."
"Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy."
followed by a smash cut to a sex scene