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The Sweet Science

Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
edited July 2009 in Social Entropy++
Ah, boxing.

The sport of kings!
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A gentleman's pursuit!

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Jesus fucking Christ.


This is a thread about boxing. I've made MMA threads before and such but I have a desire to talk about something a little more civil.

The biggest thing in boxing right now is this guy.

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His name is Manny Pacquiao, and he is made of goddamn iron. He is a little fucking dynamo and on a routine basis savagely, and without mercy, beats some poor fucker's head in.

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The guy on the left, punching recently deceased Arturo Gatti right in his fucking melon, is Floyd Mayweather, Jr. He's undefeated, most analysts claim he's the best pound-for-pound fighter today, if not ever.

They're wrong, because Manny
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would annihilate him easily.

Let's talk about guys who get paid a million dollars to tie pillows to their hands and fight.

Metzger Meister on

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    pictures of people's faces as they are punched by professionals are great. More like this.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Poor Arturo. Well. Apparantly he was a dick who liked to slap his girlfriend around. Still.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    other left

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  • weather man bobweather man bob El Heffer Assholeville USARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I use to play Mike Tyson's Punch Out
    it was a grand ol dittie

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Money May came out of retirement and is scheduled for a fight this fall (I think November). Maybe sometime next year we'll see Manny v. Money. It's doubtful but it would be awesome.

    Butters on
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  • GameGrrlGameGrrl Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've never understood how people get that 'best pound-for-pound' fighter figure... I don't see how you could compare boxers from across weight divisions.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2009
    did you know that pound-for-pound, badgers are the most vicious animals

    bongi on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    pictures of people's faces as they are punched by professionals are great. More like this.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgdyBvHdNKY

    Metzger Meister on
  • weather man bobweather man bob El Heffer Assholeville USARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    did you know that milligram for milligram an ant can lift tripple its own weight

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2009
    Dachs.jpg

    LOOK OUT

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  • humblehumble Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    did you know that pound-for-pound, badgers are the most vicious animals

    my friend does brazilian jiu jitsu and his animal spirit is the badger

    humble on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    did you know that pound-for-pound, badgers are the most vicious animals

    but the most savage animal




    is man

    Air on
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    humble wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    did you know that pound-for-pound, badgers are the most vicious animals

    my friend does brazilian jiu jitsu and his animal spirit is the badger

    Piss into his brain. Besides, we all know it's the wolverine that's the p4p most vicious animal to walk the earth.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2009
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    OH MY GOD LOOK OUT

    OH GOD HE'S SEEN US

    FUCK FUCK FUCK

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    humble wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    did you know that pound-for-pound, badgers are the most vicious animals

    my friend does brazilian jiu jitsu and his animal spirit is the badger

    I have a friend who does the same...I wasn't aware that they got an animal spirit during the process.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    bongi wrote: »
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    OH MY GOD LOOK OUT

    OH GOD HE'S SEEN US

    FUCK FUCK FUCK


    ...
    awwww. wookit da widdle cutie-patootie. his widdle face.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
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    Hide your reindeer, bitches. Gulo gulo walks again amongst the snowy drifts.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i think hippopotamusses are more vicious than badgers

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    Langly on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    GameGrrl wrote: »
    I've never understood how people get that 'best pound-for-pound' fighter figure... I don't see how you could compare boxers from across weight divisions.

    Typically a reputation like that follows success in multiple weight divisions. Mayweather held 6 belts in 5 different divisions. Roy Jones Jr. held belts in 4 divisions though he only fought as a heavyweight once to get the WBA belt.

    Butters on
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Stop all this furry bullshit you queers, I wanna talk about dudes punching other dudes.

    edit: AW HIPPO :D

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    pictures of people's faces as they are punched by professionals are great. More like this.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgdyBvHdNKY

    This is fucking fantastic.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    pictures of people's faces as they are punched by professionals are great. More like this.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgdyBvHdNKY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylqJDToHMh8

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    did you know that pound-for-pound, badgers are the most vicious animals

    YOO-LAY-LEE-AHH

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    with appropriate boxing strategy, featherweight Manny Pacquiao can beat heavyweight Muhammad Ali

    at least, that it was Fight Night has taught me

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    pictures of people's faces as they are punched by professionals are great. More like this.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgdyBvHdNKY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylqJDToHMh8
    I fucking love watching that stuff

    especially as an animation student. Basically it proves you can get away with exaggerated overlapping actions like crazy on stuff like impacts and quick movements.

    Rankenphile on
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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    did you know that pound-for-pound, spiders are the fiercest killers

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    did you know that pound-for-pound, velociraptors are the fiercest killers

    Langly on
  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    with appropriate boxing strategy, featherweight Manny Pacquiao can beat heavyweight Muhammad Ali

    at least, that it was Fight Night has taught me

    That fight took me for-fucking-ever on Round 3.

    Darkness Mundus on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Is this thread about monosaccharides?

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    with appropriate boxing strategy, featherweight Manny Pacquiao can beat heavyweight Muhammad Ali

    at least, that it was Fight Night has taught me

    We had such an epic fight.

    NotASenator on
  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    this derailment is old school se right here.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    did you know that pound-for-pound, spiders are the fiercest killers


    edit: thanks, metz.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    did you know that pound-for-pound, spiders are the fiercest killers
    you gotta put some spaces or line breaks between the spoiler tags and the youtube url, dawg, or it'll just load as a plaintext url.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    with appropriate boxing strategy, featherweight Manny Pacquiao can beat heavyweight Muhammad Ali

    at least, that it was Fight Night has taught me

    We had such an epic fight.

    indeed

    also, i am undefeated in Fight Night in well over a year

    the wook on
  • GameGrrlGameGrrl Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    with appropriate boxing strategy, featherweight Manny Pacquiao can beat heavyweight Muhammad Ali

    at least, that it was Fight Night has taught me

    We had such an epic fight.

    indeed

    also, i am undefeated in Fight Night in well over a year

    wook doesn't actually touch the gamepad during Fight Night, he simply starts beating on the real-world body of his opponent

    GameGrrl on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    tell me how fight night round 4 is

    i dont have any fight night games but ive played one of them in the past
    number 3 i think

    thinking about getting 4

    Air on
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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    boxing gloves sure as fuck don't feel like pillows when you get hit in the face

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    its like a pillow fight with futons

    Air on
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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Air wrote: »
    its like a pillow fight with futons

    it's like a pillow fight but the pillows are made of leather and filled with lead

    Zombiemambo on
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