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Long Hairs are attempting to murder music.

SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
edited August 2009 in Social Entropy++
I've never seen a group of people work so hard to kill music since Tipper Gore got her panties wet from a Prince record.

Can we prosecute them? Will someone please think of the children?

Hi I'm Fat Douche Bag and this is my Skinny Tone Deaf Friend

Even they can't like this music. Look at the skinny guys face at 11 seconds in. He knows this is painful, but as a youth member of the PMRC he knows he must make sacrifices.

And it doesn't end there!

I don't even like Postal Service

I don't even like Postal Service, but their attempt to make what I find to be otherwise bland music and turn it into a weapon is sadistic.

And they're smart!

They try to lure unsuspecting people into their clutches! You may hear the beginning of this song and think, "Oh hey. This may only be halfway terrible!" But no! They drench you in auto tune fullway terribadness!

Maybe you'll hear the end of the song and think, "Oh hey. This terrible techno music will go well when I do so many drugs tonight that I have no sense of taste!"

That's when they get ya! You look the band up, take a listen, and you can no longer handle listening to music.

Or you just stumble across this monstrosity

It's like if someone takes a dump in your coffee. You gotta take a break from coffee for a while. Or if you accidentally buy a Fanta and you have to swear off soda.

Long Hairs.

Taking a dump in your music.

Someone needs to thaw out Johnnie Cochran and throw these terrorists in jail.

Sheep on
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