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"The Law of Nines", or what the fuck is wrong with Terry Goodkind??

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Way to step on my dreams, Houk

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Way to step on my dreams, Houk
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    seriously, fuck goodkind, he's a cunt and i hope he burns in a pony-tail related house fire.

    Yeah, I can back this up

    I think my mind blocked out most of the series due to weird sexual fantasies being presented to me every book

    and this is how I still don't know shit about the internet

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    So is Merrick actually the author?

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    god I hope so

    didn't the Writer's Block run off some other famous fantasy author who was plugging his books?

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I read the first 5 chapters of this book as per OPs link.

    I hate you, I need more. But it's 5:00am and the bookstore is CLOSED.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Merrick wrote: »
    If you do not like it, Then do not fucking read it. Twerps like you make reading a good author almost impossible. Weak minded individuals who would prefer to get the story from your misrepresented point of view can suck dick as well. I hope like hell you actualy paid for the book and regret it from your words on it. I have read cover to cover The Law of Nines and it is in essence pure Goodkind. I am a fan of his and relish all his works as what they are: Fictional writing from a very creative author. You on the other hand read little more than the synapses and think you are fucking educated in the work of this author. Get real kid and read the whole thing before you try knocking the story which does in fact have to do with the Sword of Truth. I hope for the sake of all readers (true readers) that you will in fact finish the book and repost if you do not like the story that is fine. Every one is entitled to an opinion from time to time. but at least give a book more than a few chapters to prove it self, Damn.

    As always an avid reader,


    Merrick
    You joined just to post that? Get the fuck out of here.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Terry Goodkind has an incredibly punchable face

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    look at that mother fucker

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Merrick wrote: »
    If you do not like it, Then do not fucking read it. Twerps like you make reading a good author almost impossible. Weak minded individuals who would prefer to get the story from your misrepresented point of view can suck dick as well. I hope like hell you actualy paid for the book and regret it from your words on it. I have read cover to cover The Law of Nines and it is in essence pure Goodkind. I am a fan of his and relish all his works as what they are: Fictional writing from a very creative author. You on the other hand read little more than the synapses and think you are fucking educated in the work of this author. Get real kid and read the whole thing before you try knocking the story which does in fact have to do with the Sword of Truth. I hope for the sake of all readers (true readers) that you will in fact finish the book and repost if you do not like the story that is fine. Every one is entitled to an opinion from time to time. but at least give a book more than a few chapters to prove it self, Damn.

    As always an avid reader,


    Merrick

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    I guess that doesn't work because he was a well written and knowledgeable person.

    You're just all monster.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Most fantasy writers do have punchable faces.

    Actually I do kinda wanna punch the dude who wrote the Black Company.

    So depressing.

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I still think all of the Dark Tower series was pretty rad
    Agreed. The whole "Dr. Doom and Harry Potter" thing didn't do much for me, but other than that I liked the last 3 books. It takes a wild swing from what the other books were, so it took some getting used to, but I dug it. Doesn't seem to be the consensus among King/Dark Tower fans though. Oh well!

    they're not awful, but he really should have wrapped it up in book 5. oh well.

    now Goodkinds bullshit got plain offensive to me as a reader after book two, and i was hating his guts by the end of the fourth.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I have seen part of an episode of Legend of the Seeker


    It is Charisma Carpenter's fault

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    stopped reading at 'seemed'

    second sentence? really? christ, i'd be pruning that shit out if it cropped up on the third last line of page ninety seven

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Was this book as good as gang of daggers?

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Terry Goodkind has an incredibly punchable face

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    look at that mother fucker

    He's shaved his head actually!

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    god I hope so

    didn't the Writer's Block run off some other famous fantasy author who was plugging his books?

    Patrick Rothfuss, if I'm not mistaken

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    god I hope so

    didn't the Writer's Block run off some other famous fantasy author who was plugging his books?

    Patrick Rothfuss, if I'm not mistaken

    Didn't Scott Lynch also used to post around these parts?

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Seriously wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Terry Goodkind has an incredibly punchable face

    terry-goodkind.jpg

    look at that mother fucker

    He's shaved his head actually!

    Yeah and now he looks like someone you could shoot for getting within fifty paces of your child and never do jail time for it.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Seriously wrote: »
    I have seen part of an episode of Legend of the Seeker


    It is Charisma Carpenter's fault

    wait, Charisma Carpenter's in it?

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    That's what I said!

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Terry Goodkind has an incredibly punchable face

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    look at that mother fucker

    Why would you ever want to punch General Zod?

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    god I hope so

    didn't the Writer's Block run off some other famous fantasy author who was plugging his books?

    Patrick Rothfuss, if I'm not mistaken

    Wait, why did they run him off? I like his book.

    They should let the good ones stay.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sticks wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    god I hope so

    didn't the Writer's Block run off some other famous fantasy author who was plugging his books?

    Patrick Rothfuss, if I'm not mistaken

    Wait, why did they run him off? I like his book.

    They should let the good ones stay.

    He might be a good author, but he doesn't respond so well to criticism

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Man bsjezz just dismantled him so well.

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