HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
edited August 2009
My lawyers have reviewed your claim and discovered that because of your pre-existing nerd condition, the Hakks Insurance Co is regretfully unable to cover your request for hugs, as your policy does not cover that sort of ailment
My lawyers have reviewed your claim and discovered that because of your pre-existing nerd condition, the Hakks Insurance Co is regretfully unable to cover your request for hugs, as your policy does not cover that sort of ailment
My lawyers have reviewed your claim and discovered that because of your pre-existing nerd condition, the Hakks Insurance Co is regretfully unable to cover your request for hugs, as your policy does not cover that sort of ailment
My lawyers have reviewed your claim and discovered that because of your pre-existing nerd condition, the Hakks Insurance Co is regretfully unable to cover your request for hugs, as your policy does not cover that sort of ailment
what am I even paying for then
$5.00 copay on Cootie Shots.
You pay for the Circle Circle, we pay for the Dot Dot
However, we can only cover the Dot Dot if you are administered the cootie shot by one of our approved doctors, like Dr Sally "Boogerface" Hitchens
My lawyers have reviewed your claim and discovered that because of your pre-existing nerd condition, the Hakks Insurance Co is regretfully unable to cover your request for hugs, as your policy does not cover that sort of ailment
what am I even paying for then
$5.00 copay on Cootie Shots.
You pay for the Circle Circle, we pay for the Dot Dot
However, we can only cover the Dot Dot if you are administered the cootie shot by one of our approved doctors, like Dr Sally "Boogerface" Hitchens
What's the circle circle dot dot? I don't think my plan covers cosmetic treatments.
"Circle Circle Dot Dot Now I've Got My Cootie Shot" is an FDA approved, noninvasive procedure to prevent the effects of pervasive playground cooties, known colloquially as "Girls," from infecting your mind and body.
Does this vaccine contain Mercury, or even Jupiter?
It did originally, but Mercury was removed from this type of medication several years ago when it was determined that it was the main cause of Children's Systemic Madness and Hatters Syndrome (CSMHS), and banned from production
Jupiter is a Mercury substitute that is non-toxic and doesn't cause drug-addled mindlessness, however there are reports of side effects including a great big red spot appearing on the face, and the tendency to be very gassy
The inclusion of a not to scale line illustrating the size of the box leaves me with the sense of being informed, despite the lack of information to be gained from said illustration.
hmmm, there are two songs that deal with love being a battlefield? Pat Benatar would roll over in her grave. If she were dead. Is she dead? I'm not sure anyone cares anymore whether she is or not.
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I was referring more towards the studies suggesting that exposure to Jupiter may in fact make boys stupider.
There are conflicting reports about this effect, including a very well-funded research report from our very own company with statistics showing that this is patently untrue. Ignore all those other 'scientific' reports.
I just broke our washing machine. I had the water setting set to "Mini" for a few items, then washed a full load of towels without raising the setting to Large or Oversize.
It died in the middle of the load and nothing conventional brings it back to life. It's of course the only washing machine we have.
I want to shoot myself and take it all apart and scream and kick the thing all at once. And probably some other stuff, too.
My hands are tied as far as trying to diagnose the problem, because my grandmother doesn't want me ruining it further, which how could I blame her?
Of course telling me afterward not to go and ruin the dryer didn't help. I don't think I needed a literal 10 minute lecture about how not to place soaking wet towels directly into the dryer.
I was referring more towards the studies suggesting that exposure to Jupiter may in fact make boys stupider.
There are conflicting reports about this effect, including a very well-funded research report from our very own company with statistics showing that this is patently untrue. Ignore all those other 'scientific' reports.
We all know what the statisticians who formed those reports have been doing in the trees with your company's executives. Why don't you bring somethng with more weight?
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
edited August 2009
Keenan, you don't have any other option. You have to sleep with the washing machine.
Be careful, spin cycle is not as fun as it sounds.
Keenan, you don't have any other option. You have to sleep with the washing machine.
Be careful, spin cycle is not as fun as it sounds.
It's pretty obvious what he needs to do is boff the grandmother. That'll quiet her up. Then when she's passed out afterwards, he can call a repairman, and the moment she gets it in her head to object or complain, he just hops on for another go-round.
I was referring more towards the studies suggesting that exposure to Jupiter may in fact make boys stupider.
There are conflicting reports about this effect, including a very well-funded research report from our very own company with statistics showing that this is patently untrue. Ignore all those other 'scientific' reports.
We all know what the statisticians who formed those reports have been doing in the trees with your company's executives. Why don't you bring somethng with more weight?
Look, my company does not have to disclose its methodology, regardless of what scandal you believe your slander about obscene acts like K-I-S-S-I-N-G in our meticulously manicured corporate trees will bring to us.
I have some very good lawyers. They are certified for wedgies, indian burns, all the good stuff, and you better believe they will walk away with your goddamn lunch money.
Keenan, you don't have any other option. You have to sleep with the washing machine.
Be careful, spin cycle is not as fun as it sounds.
It's pretty obvious what he needs to do is boff the grandmother. That'll quiet her up. Then when she's passed out afterwards, he can call a repairman, and the moment she gets it in her head to object or complain, he just hops on for another go-round.
Until the very end of that sentence, I took "boff" to mean drug or attack. I was happier with that interpretation.
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Mike please tell me that's your cell phone in your pocket.
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what am I even paying for then
$5.00 copay on Cootie Shots.
However, we can only cover the Dot Dot if you are administered the cootie shot by one of our approved doctors, like Dr Sally "Boogerface" Hitchens
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the cocks could be tiny or huuuuuuuuuge, and we wouldn't know.
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this is not to scale
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90% Autism, 8% Water, 2% Sodium Chloride
No, but some ingredients must be harvested from Uranus.
BATTLEFIELD
A BATTLEFIELD
Jupiter is a Mercury substitute that is non-toxic and doesn't cause drug-addled mindlessness, however there are reports of side effects including a great big red spot appearing on the face, and the tendency to be very gassy
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just remember that we are strong, and that no one call tell us we're wrong.
GET YOUR ARMOR
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Because you date Napoleon?
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
You might have it a bit mixed up but yes.
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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It died in the middle of the load and nothing conventional brings it back to life. It's of course the only washing machine we have.
I want to shoot myself and take it all apart and scream and kick the thing all at once. And probably some other stuff, too.
My hands are tied as far as trying to diagnose the problem, because my grandmother doesn't want me ruining it further, which how could I blame her?
Of course telling me afterward not to go and ruin the dryer didn't help. I don't think I needed a literal 10 minute lecture about how not to place soaking wet towels directly into the dryer.
We all know what the statisticians who formed those reports have been doing in the trees with your company's executives. Why don't you bring somethng with more weight?
Be careful, spin cycle is not as fun as it sounds.
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Don't understand the kids these days with the music that isn't good.
What if I burned it? Just a little. Like, I replaced the water in the tub with kerosene and dropped in a match.
That might work?
It's pretty obvious what he needs to do is boff the grandmother. That'll quiet her up. Then when she's passed out afterwards, he can call a repairman, and the moment she gets it in her head to object or complain, he just hops on for another go-round.
Better than A Turkey Called Harold.
I have some very good lawyers. They are certified for wedgies, indian burns, all the good stuff, and you better believe they will walk away with your goddamn lunch money.
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Until the very end of that sentence, I took "boff" to mean drug or attack. I was happier with that interpretation.