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[Mini] Warphalla 40,000: Ork Victory!- Power of the WAAAAGH!
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Steam
YOU'RE ALL RETARDED WEEABOO SPACE ELVES WHO SHOULD JUMP INTO THE WARP.
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I'm back after a bein' out and TF2in' for a bit, and this is what I see?
What's a bloof? This is gonna bug me!
Steam
And then it stopped.
The whirling colors of the Eye of Terror had frozen in mid spin, a mind-bending twist of color and images balanced on the head of a pin.
The pin dropped… and the grenade was thrown. The war was on.
Verr hit the dirt, his head covered from the blast of the Orkish Zzzaaap! Guns that blew apart his cover.
“When did those bastards get their artillery into position?! How did they flank us?” The dirt covered them as another blast tore apart a Ceramite bunker nearby.
“I don’t know Sir! I don’t know!”
A loud CRACK sizzled through the air, trailing heat and flame, putting an end to their short lived conversation, leaving only the crispy smell of ozone and the cackling of the Gobbo’ Krew.
“ONWARD YOU DOGS! TO VICTORY!” Sergeant Samurai screamed. He waved his sword menacingly from the top of the land raider, the Imperial Banner framing him as though he was a propaganda poster back on Theta 4. Of course the Guard’s already low morale didn’t need anyone screaming at them from the behind, when there were plenty of Orks charging from the front. There was a quick flash and a muted gurgle as Sergeant Samurai’s flesh melted from his bones. The tank crew even more upset than before.
Dunadan019 threw himself under a nearby bridge that cycled the Mayoral hall’s water fountain out into a beautiful but ineffective moat. I bet he wished he had known it wouldn’t have stopped the Samurai’s now leaderless Land Raider from crushing him beneath its treads.
It was all over in an instant, hundreds of Guardsmen dying in the skirmish, the Orks losses negligible.
The Gods of Chaos laugh silently and the Eye begins to spin again…
A surge of power flows through the Warp, inspiring any who have the will to harness its seething power. All players with the "Leader" tag have there votes count as double for this coming night.
Verr- Zzzaaped!
Samurai6966-Murdered by his own men
Dunadan019-Crushed by his unlucky hiding spot
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
I hope for Sigmund's sake some guard action happened tonight, or more kills to come later in the game.
Man, Samurai's had it rough!
That's...that's about all I got out of that narration. That and there are Orks.
There were Orks in the Day 0 narration too.
There are definitely orks.
Steam
Mr. Defecation, sir, I declare you a heretic
Mr. Defecation.
Now the question becomes whether we trust you...
Why do idiots freaking PM unconfirmed with seering results.....
I'll be honest, I didn't read the Day 0 narration.
Is !Mr. D the target of your seer, Burnage?
I just want to know why it seemed like he called a kill post-narration, only for no kill to happen.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Steam
Why indeed...my understanding was that you used someone that you already seered as your mouthpiece. This is not the type of information you RNG.
Or maybe I'm just being paranoid because I'm not used to Burnage's new avatar.
Edit: ignore...Burnage...enough with your games...don't you know phalla is serious business?
Ahem. Don't speak about what you don't know, silly.
Hey Sigmund, sorry for being "inactive" and whatnot. I had posts (and maybe a vote?) in here earlier today, but didn't think the day would end 7 hours after it began :?... Thought you would do the sensible thing and just have a long-ish day one! Actually, I blame Seriously, for yelling at you to end it tonight. I think I'll just have to kill him.....
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Steam
Damn it Mr. D I keep giving you the benefit of the doubt and then you go all Khornate on me.
so commands Malal
The problem is it looks like, based on Sigmund saying so himself and the few number of kills, people also missed orders.
What silly people!
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i'm so sorry.
Steam
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Yeah, I know. Luckily, they can be, and since I was just joked about Mr. D I'd appreciate it if we don't bandwagon him for that reason. :P
guys it's like you don't read a post after someone calls someone out
Steam
poor dj
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But see, look, if Mr. D gets bandwagon'd and comes up villager, it'd make a good case to bandwagon you!
It's a rare opportunity.