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[Mini] Warphalla 40,000: Ork Victory!- Power of the WAAAAGH!
Sigmund
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WARPHALLA 40,000
Under the skys of Alderban
For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls die every day, for whom blood is drunk and flesh eaten. Human blood and human flesh – the stuff of which the Imperium is made.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. This is the tale of those times. It is a universe you can live in today – if you dare – for this is a dark and terrible era where you will find little comfort or hope. If you want to take part in the adventure then prepare yourself now. Forget the power of technology, science and common humanity. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for there is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter and the laughter of thirsting gods.
But the universe is a big place and, whatever happens, you will not be missed…
A hundred thousand worlds, ten hundred thousand wars. There is no respite, there is nowhere to hide. Across the galaxy there is only war.
Under the skys of Alderban
For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls die every day, for whom blood is drunk and flesh eaten. Human blood and human flesh – the stuff of which the Imperium is made.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. This is the tale of those times. It is a universe you can live in today – if you dare – for this is a dark and terrible era where you will find little comfort or hope. If you want to take part in the adventure then prepare yourself now. Forget the power of technology, science and common humanity. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for there is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter and the laughter of thirsting gods.
But the universe is a big place and, whatever happens, you will not be missed…
A hundred thousand worlds, ten hundred thousand wars. There is no respite, there is nowhere to hide. Across the galaxy there is only war.
This is a miniPhalla to test mechanics for a Main I hope to run sometime in the future. It will be my first phalla and as such I ask you all to be as brutal as possible when playing it. If you see something wrong please tell me!
This will be 30 player game. (1 Spot is reserved.)
1.TheLawinator- Thaylon Sol, Rogue psyker
2.Burnage- Member of the Cadian 701st.
3.Osvik- Member of the Cadian 701st.
4.Nocturne- Member of the Cadian 701st.
5.lonelyahava- Celthic Zozss of the Scholastic Psykana
6.Obbi- One of 'da Boyz
7.Gumpy- Ork Kommando
8.Arasaki- Space marine of the Imperium
9.Verr- Member of the Cadian 701st.
10.Oaklore- Member of the Cadian 701st.
11.Wildcat-Member of the Cadian 701st.
12.Mr. Defecation- One of 'da Boyz
13.B][COLOR="Lime"Simonwolf-Member of the Cadian 701st.[/COLOR][/B]
14.Arivia- Member of the Cadian 701st.
15.[B]JaysonFour- Member of the Cadian 701st.[/B]
16.Dunadan019- Member of the Cadian 701st.
17.Skycaptain Replaced by Samurai6966- Member of the Cadian 701st.
18.[B]Ebfan- One of 'da Boyz[/B]
19.Julius Caezure- Member of the Cadian 701st.
20.Typhus 733- member of the Cadian 701st.
21.Fatal 3rror- The Deamon prince Abaddon, herald of Khorne
22.Captain Eleven- 'ard boyz
23.DundainJedi- Warlord Ghazkull Mag Uruk Thraka
24.El Skid- Member of the Cadian 701st.
25.[B]Kime- Avatar of the Immortal Emperor[/B]
26.Maximus- Member of the Cadian 701st
27.Bremen- Mordrig Everlight- Master Terminator of the Ultramarines
28.Seriously- Zeeshan the herald of Abaddon
29.Fiaryn- Member of the Cadian 701st.
30.Valar Morgulis- Member of the Cadian 701st.
Reserves:
1.Erich Zahn
2.crimsoncoyote
3.Lemminghead
4.SpectralSpork
The standard rules apply:
Vote closes at 12:00 Midnight EST.
If you are dead, you may not speak to any other player, LIVING OR DEAD, about the game.
No anonymous contact. All PMs or messages outside of the forums must be done with full disclosure of your forum identity.
You may not use screenshots to “prove” anything to anyone.
You are free to create Proboards, make sure you give me access so I can troll them.
No direct sharing of role PMs.
Absolutely NO EPIC REVEALS. You may reveal in PM's and may say "Hey Don't kill me I'm....." but no revealing more than your name and whether you do or do not have a power.
Each day you must vote for a suspected Xeno in RED.
Ask for clarifications in orange.
The game takes place on the planet Alderban, very close to the Eye of Terror, within the Segmentum Obscurus sector of Imperial space. The Eye itself is a massive tear in the fabric of reality, where the twisting energy's of the warp flow into realspace. As such, each day a new random effect will take place. Each one augmenting game play in one way or another. The effect will be public knowledge and be updated on the post following this one. Whatever the effect may be, it will most likely involve a keyword which is just underneath your role pm's name. The five types of keywords are: Grunt, Guard, Traveler, Warp and Leader. Everyone has one. (Yes even the
Villagers!)
Day 0-http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=11336440#post11336440
Day 1-http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=11350833#post11350833
Day 2- http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=11364766#post11364766
Day 3- http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=11377126#post11377126
Day 4-http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=11390271#post11390271
Day 5-http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=11407016#post11407016
The Eye beckons:
A thick purple haze descends, cloaking those that would do harm. All players with the (Traveler tag are Vote Immune today.
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I love you.
You know what's going to happen, right? We're going to kill each other. It's gonna be great.
I lead you to victory as a transhuman messiah, and this is how you repay me? God, Law, you're so ungrateful sometimes.
!I think I'll do a thing.
with a chance i might need to change that to reserves...
When's the vote close.
And why is that not in the OP?
Stupid.
Democrats Abroad! || Vote From Abroad
That is like... absolute key for playing.
Democrats Abroad! || Vote From Abroad
I feel the warp over takin' me. It's a good pain!
Feelin' fairly Fencing Sax in here
!Sign up
Purge the heretic.
Democrats Abroad! || Vote From Abroad
I'm waiting fot Toxic's ass to sign up.
He's been gone for too long.
There is tons of animosity and grudges built up for him.
Democrats Abroad! || Vote From Abroad
A game themed around a grim dark future? I think he'll do alright! Gotta think positive.
Steam
Steam
I think he should be vigged.
Edit: Argh, the only annoying thing about Dresden Phalla.
I can has cheezburger, yes?