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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff was a case filed before the United States district court for the Western District of Pennsylvania in which Gerald Mayo alleged that "Satan has on numerous occasions caused plaintiff misery and unwarranted threats, against the will of plaintiff, that Satan has placed deliberate obstacles in his path and has caused plaintiff's downfall" and had therefore "deprived him of his constitutional rights". This is prohibited under several sections of the United States Code. Notably, Mayo filed in forma pauperis - that is, he asserted that he would not be able to afford the costs associated with his lawsuit and that they therefore should be waived.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I can't keep this up for five pages.

    Well you're going to have to.

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    Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'd participate but I'm broke!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    So, Poison Ivy apparently has leaf cameltoe.

    There’s a sentence I should never had the opportunity to utter.

    Basically, her undeware doesn't have the same texture as her shirt, it looks like her pubic area just grew into bush underware.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Who would dump their shit in your condom dumpster.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Wait, jpants died?

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Wait, jpants died?

    D:

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'd participate but I'm broke!

    This has never stopped me. Though last year's would have been slightly more successful if one of the presents hadn't exploded and another one past it's eat-by-date due to foreign trips on the part of the santee.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Man, I think I should not take part in this years SS.

    But...you're presents are amazing. Why?

    Hit and miss, it seems. Your moo-cow cushion was good, jpants is missing.
    So good that he died!

    I think mine have always been a bit lame. This year, I'm stepping up my game.

    Nah, your fudge was excellent. :winky:

    And the coffee, too.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Wait, jpants died?

    I hope not!

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I participated in a G&T Secret Santa once. I stalked the guy and found his blog which said he liked a certain flavor of Cheetos. So I ordered a case of them and sent them to him. Like 55 bags of Cheetos. I felt bad because of the short expiration date but he said they tasted fine. I don't think I'll try food again.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    In the US state of Nebraska, State Senator Ernie Chambers filed a suit against God seeking an injunction, in an effort to highlight the issue of public access to the court system. The suit was dismissed due to the fact that God could not be properly notified, having no address. The Judge stated "Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice".[1] The senator believing God to be singular and all knowing responded "The court itself acknowledges the existence of God. A consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God's omniscience ... Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit." Chambers filed the lawsuit in response to another lawsuit he considers to be frivolous and inappropriate.

    In the Scottish Civil Court system, notification can be given via newspaper adverts or notices on the court wall if the defendant can't otherwise be traced.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    unless he died after his last twitter update 2 hours ago, no, jpants is fine

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    IMDB wrote:
    A source reveals the racy scene is "not just nice sweet innocent sex," adding, "We’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex."

    Buhwhatnow?

    It's a rape scene if I remember right from the script review. And done by the guy who did reqiuem so it will not be sexy.

    I don't get it. What's the problem here?

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    unless he died after his last twitter update 2 hours ago, no, jpants is fine
    hi5

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    well, at least he lives. *phew*

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The Death Note killed him!

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I got my dude a game and a book.

    he probably hated both :(

    Mom2Kat was the best SS.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    And don't ever try to steal yourself away like some thief in the night, stilist.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    yeah jpants is fine.

    now, Irene, she's definitely dead.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mojo said he died. Mojo why you gotta lie about a thing?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I got my dude a game and a book.

    he probably hated both :(

    Mom2Kat was the best SS.

    In the Secret Santa I participated in someone got books and he called them gay.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The first year I did SS, I got nothing. So DiscGrace took pity on me and knitted me a blanket.
    The second year I did SS, I got nothing.

    I don't think I'm going to be doing SS again.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    yeah jpants is fine.

    now, Irene, she's definitely dead.

    Mikeman always here to remind us he kills people and keep their eyes.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    yeah jpants is fine.

    now, Irene, she's definitely dead.

    I wish this would have been a post by Drez.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    The first year I did SS, I got nothing. So DiscGrace took pity on me and knitted me a blanket.
    The second year I did SS, I got nothing.

    I don't think I'm going to be doing SS again.

    Wow. But people like you?

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    Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I have a phone interview with, haha, Disney tomorrow (you remember them, right? That small entertainment company that laid me off back in January?). I've never had a phone interview before - the key difference, so far as I can tell, is I can get away with turning up naked for this interview. Beyond that I have no idea.

    Can anyone give me any advice?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I got my dude a game and a book.

    he probably hated both :(

    Mom2Kat was the best SS.

    In the Secret Santa I participated in someone got books and he called them gay.

    Maybe he just meant happy. Like "Cheerio pip pip these books are positively gay!"

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    The first year I did SS, I got nothing. So DiscGrace took pity on me and knitted me a blanket.
    The second year I did SS, I got nothing.

    I don't think I'm going to be doing SS again.
    look, that's only because you decided to discount the meticulously organized and labeled jars of semen from my "December 2007" collection.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Drez wrote: »
    yeah jpants is fine.

    now, Irene, she's definitely dead.

    I wish this would have been a post by Drez.

    With a little movie magic it can be.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    The first year I did SS, I got nothing. So DiscGrace took pity on me and knitted me a blanket.
    The second year I did SS, I got nothing.

    I don't think I'm going to be doing SS again.

    Wow. But people like you?
    by "got nothing" i think he meant "i received nothing from my secret santa," not, "i did not purchase anything for my secret santa"

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I have a phone interview with, haha, Disney tomorrow (you remember them, right? That small entertainment company that laid me off back in January?). I've never had a phone interview before - the key difference, so far as I can tell, is I can get away with turning up naked for this interview. Beyond that I have no idea.

    Can anyone give me any advice?

    I did one of those before.

    It seems to me the interviewer just has a check list and they run right down it and check your responses. Make note of outliers. Then inform you of the potential for a second interview.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    RE-WIND THE TAPE, MIX MASTER!
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd participate in the SS.
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd participate in the SS.
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd participate in the SS.
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd participate in the SS.

    NAZI!

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    The first year I did SS, I got nothing. So DiscGrace took pity on me and knitted me a blanket.
    The second year I did SS, I got nothing.

    I don't think I'm going to be doing SS again.
    look, that's only because you decided to discount the meticulously organized and labeled jars of semen from my "December 2007" collection.

    Oh, I didn't realize that was for SS. I thought it was one of those "just because I'm thinking about you" gifts.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    The first year I did SS, I got nothing. So DiscGrace took pity on me and knitted me a blanket.
    The second year I did SS, I got nothing.

    I don't think I'm going to be doing SS again.

    Wow. But people like you?
    by "got nothing" i think he meant "i received nothing from my secret santa," not, "i did not purchase anything for my secret santa"

    I know. I probably phrased it badly (or like utter shit).
    I meant, people normally like Feral, how can they do something like that?

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It was really odd this year with the people whose gifts didn't turn up, as they were all "popular" and well-known posters, who I wouldn't have expected to have been shafted.

    keeping track of it all was a real lesson in the whole "people are dicks" thing.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    RE-WIND THE TAPE, MIX MASTER!
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd participate in the SS.
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd participate in the SS.
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd participate in the SS.
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd participate in the SS.

    NAZI!

    Look Justin, you make it seem like something new, check my infraction log this is clearly true from past behavior.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I have a phone interview with, haha, Disney tomorrow (you remember them, right? That small entertainment company that laid me off back in January?). I've never had a phone interview before - the key difference, so far as I can tell, is I can get away with turning up naked for this interview. Beyond that I have no idea.

    Can anyone give me any advice?

    Undress yourself until you are so nude.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think Death Note needs to be updated for our current time.

    Death Tweet.

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