Naughty so naughty. Now tell me you played a video game?
When I was not staring at the fire (and seriously I stared at the fire for maybe twelve hours between two days), I was usually playing Spider Solitaire.
I wonder if a dude has ever gotten snipped and then hooked up with a woman looking for a baby for all the sex. "Shit honey I don't know I guess we should try a lot of different positions..."
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I wonder if a dude has ever gotten snipped and then hooked up with a woman looking for a baby for all the sex. "Shit honey I don't know I guess we should try a lot of different positions..."
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When I was not staring at the fire (and seriously I stared at the fire for maybe twelve hours between two days), I was usually playing Spider Solitaire.
Can I tape your eyes at an angle and have you say you like Flied lice?
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When I was not staring at the fire (and seriously I stared at the fire for maybe twelve hours between two days), I was usually playing Spider Solitaire.
Can I tape your eyes at an angle and have you say you like Flied lice?
I just stumbled on one of those Evony ads looking for this:
"Don't look at me." I can feel the burn of her stare on my sensitive skin/
I'm anti-social and I don't know how conversational sentences begin/
Plus, I'm allergic to the medicine of sexual healing/
This impotence is sickening. She's sensual...appealing/
Now I'm covering up my crotch region by crossing my legs/
Lost in thoughts of whores in my bed. It's awful...so I'm forcing my head/
into my forearms. I should...invite her for a cup of Joe/
It would do more harm than good...I just know/
I mean...she's no Natalie Portman, and I've been kind of holding out for her/
Naturally...Now my thoughts spin...and she's on the "out" for sure/
Gradually...contort my mindframe so no doubts occur/
I activate testicular bravery and I shout to her/
Oh man anyone complaining about Harley Quinn in the new Batman Game clearly didn't see what they did to Poison Ivy. She's wearing like an open shirt and then her bush covers her vagoo and is like a gstring I shit you not.
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I said it last week, Sarks (though that image is blocked for me), Portman's new movie has her and Mila Kunis in graphic sex scenes. It's by Orlovsky too. It will be Best. Movie. Ever.
What is the title of this masterpiece?
Wow, I got the director's name all fucked up. It's Aronofsky. It's...
When I was not staring at the fire (and seriously I stared at the fire for maybe twelve hours between two days), I was usually playing Spider Solitaire.
Can I tape your eyes at an angle and have you say you like Flied lice?
I will tomahawk your ass.
Ok in that case, can I tie you up while someone shoots arrows at me and I rape you for like 5 seconds before starting over?
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Oh man anyone complaining about Harley Quinn in the new Batman Game clearly didn't see what they did to Poison Ivy. She's wearing like an open shirt and then her bush covers her vagoo and is like a gstring I shit you not.
My housemate's ten year old brother and mother are staying at our flat. It's really weird.
You can prevent this from happening ever again by crashing about first thing in the morning, wild-eyed and naked from the waist down, while making coffee.
Oh man anyone complaining about Harley Quinn in the new Batman Game clearly didn't see what they did to Poison Ivy. She's wearing like an open shirt and then her bush covers her vagoo and is like a gstring I shit you not.
...That outfit just looks odd.
Like she's some kind of youtube porn star.
Yeah what they did to the two females villains in the game was blizzardish fan service. Harley's is even worse because they basically have her prancing around the game slutting it up, which is par for her character, but still in that outfit its like "clearly the game was written and designed by dudes".
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Oh man anyone complaining about Harley Quinn in the new Batman Game clearly didn't see what they did to Poison Ivy. She's wearing like an open shirt and then her bush covers her vagoo and is like a gstring I shit you not.
...That outfit just looks odd.
Like she's some kind of youtube porn star.
Yeah what they did to the two females villains in the game was blizzardish fan service.
Oh god she's a fucking night elf.
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I'd participate in the SS but I haven't done it before and I think that disqualifies me I think? I can't recall but I remember something similar like you have to prove to be reliable.
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I'd participate in the SS but I haven't done it before and I think that disqualifies me I think? I can't recall but I remember something similar like you have to prove to be reliable.
I'm pretty sure people just have to know you.
Which in your case would disqualify you.
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I'd participate in the SS but I haven't done it before and I think that disqualifies me I think? I can't recall but I remember something similar like you have to prove to be reliable.
nah. you just have to have posted for a bit. you should be fine to take part.
In the US state of Nebraska, State Senator Ernie Chambers filed a suit against God seeking an injunction, in an effort to highlight the issue of public access to the court system. The suit was dismissed due to the fact that God could not be properly notified, having no address. The Judge stated "Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice".[1] The senator believing God to be singular and all knowing responded "The court itself acknowledges the existence of God. A consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God's omniscience ... Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit." Chambers filed the lawsuit in response to another lawsuit he considers to be frivolous and inappropriate.
A Romanian prisoner, identified as Pavel M, serving 20 years after being convicted of murder, filed a lawsuit against the Romanian Orthodox Church, as God's representatives in Romania, for failing to keep him from the Devil, essentially stating that his baptism had been a binding contract. The suit was dismissed because the defendant was neither an individual nor a company, and was not subject to the civil court of law's jurisdiction.
My housemate's ten year old brother and mother are staying at our flat. It's really weird.
You can prevent this from happening ever again by crashing about first thing in the morning, wild-eyed and naked from the waist down, while making coffee.
So, a normal Friday morning will stop this? Excellent.
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I'd participate in the SS but I haven't done it before and I think that disqualifies me I think? I can't recall but I remember something similar like you have to prove to be reliable.
Whether or not you're allowed to participate is a judgement call made by whoever's running it. So, I was in D&D's last year, but I'd probably get turned down by G&T's because nobody there knows who the fuck I am and whether or not I'm a dick.
I'd participate in the SS but I haven't done it before and I think that disqualifies me I think? I can't recall but I remember something similar like you have to prove to be reliable.
I'm pretty sure people just have to know you.
Which in your case would disqualify you.
I'd worry about the "gift" I'd get, I mean the post office won't deliver if someone just shit in a box and sent it to you right?
Also speaking of shit heels, another fucking douchebag was just using my condos dumpster as some kind of free garbage service, god I hate these dill holes.
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When I was not staring at the fire (and seriously I stared at the fire for maybe twelve hours between two days), I was usually playing Spider Solitaire.
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I dunno
I think there were 2-3 of us who didn't
I also think that maybe I got stiffed a different year, but my memory is too hazy to be certain
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I know she's not real, but I do love Natalie Portman.
Can I tape your eyes at an angle and have you say you like Flied lice?
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I will tomahawk your ass.
It happens to everyone who is not me once in awhile.
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This looks delightful.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Ok in that case, can I tie you up while someone shoots arrows at me and I rape you for like 5 seconds before starting over?
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I knew what I was going to find.
But I did it anyway.
Buhwhatnow?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
To the Website of Crapiness!
I glanced at it and thought it was LowerMyBalls.com
That would have been a much more interesting website idea
...That outfit just looks odd.
Like she's some kind of youtube porn star.
It's a rape scene if I remember right from the script review. And done by the guy who did reqiuem so it will not be sexy.
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You can prevent this from happening ever again by crashing about first thing in the morning, wild-eyed and naked from the waist down, while making coffee.
Yeah what they did to the two females villains in the game was blizzardish fan service. Harley's is even worse because they basically have her prancing around the game slutting it up, which is par for her character, but still in that outfit its like "clearly the game was written and designed by dudes".
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Oh god she's a fucking night elf.
But...your presents are amazing. Why?
noooo
why?
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Hit and miss, it seems. Your moo-cow cushion was good, jpants is missing.
I'm pretty sure people just have to know you.
Which in your case would disqualify you.
nah. you just have to have posted for a bit. you should be fine to take part.
Whether or not you're allowed to participate is a judgement call made by whoever's running it. So, I was in D&D's last year, but I'd probably get turned down by G&T's because nobody there knows who the fuck I am and whether or not I'm a dick.
I'd worry about the "gift" I'd get, I mean the post office won't deliver if someone just shit in a box and sent it to you right?
Also speaking of shit heels, another fucking douchebag was just using my condos dumpster as some kind of free garbage service, god I hate these dill holes.
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I think mine have always been a bit lame. This year, I'm stepping up my game.