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The Art of Manliness: Man up. No girls allowed. (30 days to a better man day 3)
Captain Cthulhu
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This is the Art of Manliness.
This is a site filled with things that your dad should have taught you. Don't act like you already know how to be a man because in all likelihood, you don't, but you've been making things work so far in life. But every man has problems, and every man isn't sure how to act or dress or speak in certain situations, so here it is, your reference material, by men, for men, about men.
There are skilld every man should possess, like:
Cowboy Recipes that'll put hair on your chest
7 Basic Knots Every Man Should Know
How to Break in a Baseball Glove
and if you're way behind on the manliness curve, things like: How to change a flat tire
There's money and career advice like:
How to be a financial stud
and Network like a man
And a slew of other, vital information that every man should know in the catagories of:
Relationships and Family
Dress and Grooming
and Health and Sports
This is important reading, gentlemen. If you've ever had problems with women, fitness, money or attire in any shape or form, chances are there's some good advice on that site, as well as a wealth of advice that you would love to hear, but you didn't even know you needed.
So here is a thread where we talk about what it means to be a man, and how great it is to be able to pee standing up.
Update:
30 Days to a better man progress:
some of us decided we wanted to collectively become better men, and use each other to keep accountable, follow along, participate or catch up here.
Day 1: Defining your Core Values
Day 2: Shine your Shoes
Day 3: Find a mentor.
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And the whole peeing standing up thing is pretty aces. Makes using public washrooms slightly more tolerable.
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edit: Captain, that was awful...
Do they have articles on how to clean and butcher wild game? They should. Oh hey, hi5 Bully.
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Then you see my legs and it's all 'whoa'. I am a genetic mutant.
I've carried a handkerchief since I was eight and I give up my bus seat for a lady near-daily
never fails to impress
Drenched in the semen of your co-workers?
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Yeah. Right hand Monday to Friday. Saturday and Sunday are sinister weekends.
The Stranger works every time.
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pedophile
What's the term for doing the reverse? Leaving your hand alone but numbing up your dong? Wait, what
The Hour Long Chafe
The hotdog in the hallway and/or fucking Butter's mom.
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My dad taught me how to build a fire and use a knife, I've always wished I knew more knots though.
welp
That is terribly disappointing in its lack of camp bread.
TO DEFEAT THE HUUUUUNS!
well i reject your GENDER roles so i'm gonna sit here and blog about how i don't have to know how to drive manual or eat pussy and then i'll go find a nice non-conforming girl who refuses to give blowjobs or learn how to sew and we can all be happy in the middle doing a fuck-bunch of nothing
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS?
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I read through it. It's actually pretty interesting. The Marine Corps fitness test was interesting - I could definitely do the running and crunches in the higher-point range, but I suck at pull ups. As in, I am terrible.
But man. That is a pretty cool list of things to do.
I've almost all of those things.
The straight razor shave is extra great if you warm up your shaving foam
There's a barber shop about three blocks from my apartment. Not a hairdresser, but a barber, an important distinction.
I should go in and get a straight razor shave. Always kind of wanted to.
I will
fuck all these sissy pansy bitches that take pride in their androgyny
he was wearing a dress and earrings and eyeliner and he also had an enormous white beard and big bushy eyebrows and long mountain-man hair
he looked like santa clause lost a bet