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The Art of Manliness: Man up. No girls allowed. (30 days to a better man day 3)

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Usually when a girl with cleavage walks by I start tapping my foot real fast while yelling "Humm-in-a humm-ina humm-in-a!"

    does your bow-tie twirl really fast?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Usually when a girl with cleavage walks by I start tapping my foot real fast while yelling "Humm-in-a humm-ina humm-in-a!"

    I do the cartoon wolf thing where steam comes out my ears and my tongue flops out

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    does your bowtie spin

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    fuck you stale seriously goddamn fuckasuck

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ahahahahaha

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  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pfft, if you need to live by some standards then you're just a boy playing in daddies clothes. A man is a man, he is because he is. Trying to define what a man is is completely missing the point.

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Usually when a girl with cleavage walks by I start tapping my foot real fast while yelling "Humm-in-a humm-ina humm-in-a!"

    does your bow-tie twirl really fast?

    Yep, and usually I have an eating utensil in each hand, resting both fists on a table.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    And just because it isn't a terrible thing doesn't mean it's gentlemanly. To use another example, riding a bike everywhere is a perfectly good thing, but it isn't exactly "gentlemanly."


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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ethugs4life wrote: »
    Pfft, if you need to live by some standards then you're just a boy playing in daddies clothes. A man is a man, he is because he is. Trying to define what a man is is completely missing the point.

    I thought a man was just a miserable pile of secrets

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    fuck you stale seriously goddamn fuckasuck

    too slow

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  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    ethugs4life wrote: »
    Pfft, if you need to live by some standards then you're just a boy playing in daddies clothes. A man is a man, he is because he is. Trying to define what a man is is completely missing the point.

    I thought a man was just a miserable pile of secrets

    Thus, you see the fate of beings who challenges a man.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ethugs4life wrote: »
    Pfft, if you need to live by some standards then you're just a boy playing in daddies clothes. A man is a man, he is because he is. Trying to define what a man is is completely missing the point.

    I don't know that I agree with this viewpoint. I would say it's entirely admirable to take steps to better yourself as a person (in this case, a person that is also a man). I certainly disagree with "a man is a man because he is a man." This makes it sound like a male human being can do whatever the hell he wants because fuck off, I'm a MAN and that's what MEN do. But there are plenty of things a guy can do, such as pick on those weaker than him, or steal, or generally be disrespectful, that are not in any way "manly."

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man now this is fancy!

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    Also crazy expensive.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ethugs4life wrote: »
    Pfft, if you need to live by some standards then you're just a boy playing in daddies clothes. A man is a man, he is because he is. Trying to define what a man is is completely missing the point.

    You are not a man.

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The best shaving scene is in the Disney cartoon Peter Pan.

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  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    ethugs4life wrote: »
    Pfft, if you need to live by some standards then you're just a boy playing in daddies clothes. A man is a man, he is because he is. Trying to define what a man is is completely missing the point.

    I don't know that I agree with this viewpoint. I would say it's entirely admirable to take steps to better yourself as a person (in this case, a person that is also a man). I certainly disagree with "a man is a man because he is a man." This makes it sound like a male human being can do whatever the hell he wants because fuck off, I'm a MAN and that's what MEN do. But there are plenty of things a guy can do, such as pick on those weaker than him, or steal, or generally be disrespectful, that are not in any way "manly."

    A man hopes for peace, but prepares for war.

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    ethugs4life wrote: »
    Pfft, if you need to live by some standards then you're just a boy playing in daddies clothes. A man is a man, he is because he is. Trying to define what a man is is completely missing the point.

    You are not a man.

    You should be in the webcomic thread posting achewoods

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    this is some solid advice on being a man

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ethugs4life wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    ethugs4life wrote: »
    Pfft, if you need to live by some standards then you're just a boy playing in daddies clothes. A man is a man, he is because he is. Trying to define what a man is is completely missing the point.

    I don't know that I agree with this viewpoint. I would say it's entirely admirable to take steps to better yourself as a person (in this case, a person that is also a man). I certainly disagree with "a man is a man because he is a man." This makes it sound like a male human being can do whatever the hell he wants because fuck off, I'm a MAN and that's what MEN do. But there are plenty of things a guy can do, such as pick on those weaker than him, or steal, or generally be disrespectful, that are not in any way "manly."

    A man hopes for peace, but prepares for war.

    Okay? I will agree that optimism, tempered with preparedness, are good qualities in a man. But that isn't really a response to what I was trying to say.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ethugs4life wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    ethugs4life wrote: »
    Pfft, if you need to live by some standards then you're just a boy playing in daddies clothes. A man is a man, he is because he is. Trying to define what a man is is completely missing the point.

    I don't know that I agree with this viewpoint. I would say it's entirely admirable to take steps to better yourself as a person (in this case, a person that is also a man). I certainly disagree with "a man is a man because he is a man." This makes it sound like a male human being can do whatever the hell he wants because fuck off, I'm a MAN and that's what MEN do. But there are plenty of things a guy can do, such as pick on those weaker than him, or steal, or generally be disrespectful, that are not in any way "manly."

    A man hopes for peace, but prepares for war.

    so you deride standards and then post one in response to someone else

    are you trolling?

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  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    ethugs4life wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    ethugs4life wrote: »
    Pfft, if you need to live by some standards then you're just a boy playing in daddies clothes. A man is a man, he is because he is. Trying to define what a man is is completely missing the point.

    I don't know that I agree with this viewpoint. I would say it's entirely admirable to take steps to better yourself as a person (in this case, a person that is also a man). I certainly disagree with "a man is a man because he is a man." This makes it sound like a male human being can do whatever the hell he wants because fuck off, I'm a MAN and that's what MEN do. But there are plenty of things a guy can do, such as pick on those weaker than him, or steal, or generally be disrespectful, that are not in any way "manly."

    A man hopes for peace, but prepares for war.

    Okay? I will agree that optimism, tempered with preparedness, are good qualities in a man. But that isn't really a response to what I was trying to say.

    All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Is this a real conversation right now?

    edit- Sometimes I can't tell

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    hey hows it going guys

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The very idea that "you don't need to live by standards" completely boggles my mind

    If we don't have standards then what the hell are we?

    We're just animals crawling around

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I live by the standard that I throw trash in the trash can, and don't fill up my apartment with 2 liter bottles full of my own piss.

    Those are standards

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ethugs4life wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    ethugs4life wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    ethugs4life wrote: »
    Pfft, if you need to live by some standards then you're just a boy playing in daddies clothes. A man is a man, he is because he is. Trying to define what a man is is completely missing the point.

    I don't know that I agree with this viewpoint. I would say it's entirely admirable to take steps to better yourself as a person (in this case, a person that is also a man). I certainly disagree with "a man is a man because he is a man." This makes it sound like a male human being can do whatever the hell he wants because fuck off, I'm a MAN and that's what MEN do. But there are plenty of things a guy can do, such as pick on those weaker than him, or steal, or generally be disrespectful, that are not in any way "manly."

    A man hopes for peace, but prepares for war.

    Okay? I will agree that optimism, tempered with preparedness, are good qualities in a man. But that isn't really a response to what I was trying to say.

    All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.

    Oh so you're just bullshitting now

    Ok, good to know

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  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The very idea that "you don't need to live by standards" completely boggles my mind

    If we don't have standards then what the hell are we?

    We're just animals crawling around

    A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ethugs, stop trolling

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    A man respects and is respected

    appreciating some good cleavage doesn't mean you're disrespecting the woman

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Being a man is simple.

    You look after the people around you and you take responsibility and pride for your own shit.

    And occasionally, shooters.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    A man respects and is respected

    appreciating some good cleavage doesn't mean you're disrespecting the woman

    no one ever said it did

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I got my haircut at a Barber yesterday

    it is the coolest fucking place

    nothing but johnny cash on the stereo, cool guys in dickies workshirts with their names embroidered on them cutting your hair simply, quickly and perfectly

    and my kick ass pomp cost $20

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That's it pipe, I am kicking you out of the damm country.

    Leave now.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I need to find a barber to properly shave my head and face.

    I can do a pretty decent job myself, but it's nice to get that done.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    A man respects and is respected

    appreciating some good cleavage doesn't mean you're disrespecting the woman

    no one ever said it did

    you said it wasn't gentlemanly

    it's almost rude not to sample what is offered

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    fucking why

    can't deal with my awesome hair is why

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    A man respects and is respected

    appreciating some good cleavage doesn't mean you're disrespecting the woman

    no one ever said it did

    you said it wasn't gentlemanly

    it's almost rude not to sample what is offered

    dressing that way, she wanted to be raped, right?

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Because you smell pipepitude.

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  • risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    American Haircuts in Atlanta is pretty good. Get a straight blade hot towel neck shave out of the deal and a complimentary drink. Around $25 or so. I had a place like that back in MI as well, so it seems to be a common phenomenon which I support.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I smell like pomade

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