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GIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
GIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
Alright remember how I said my surgeon thought that I might need to administer at-home IV antibiotics if my infection was bad enough?
Well, the cultures aren't back yet so we don't know, but LOOK WHAT I GOT TODAY ANYWAYS
The insertion was not as bad as, say, breaking your jaw, although I don't know why the bitch had to stick the gigantic needle in before she gave me the numbing injection. It was very uncomfortable and I am glad I went in there on vicodin. At one point she asked me to lay my chin down against my shoulder as hard as I can because that way the tube would be less likely to go into my brain. She flushed water up into my arm a couple of times after she was done and was like "Can you hear any swishing in your ear? If you do it's up inside your neck." My chin hole bled all over my shirt during the process.
But now I am home, here and ready to humbly serve the forum while I wait for the next appointment tomorrow during which god knows what will happen to me.
I wear this sleeve to keep it from flopping around:
And here it is almost naked:
you could see my boxers in the original shot. i post in my underwear, folks. i call you people gay in my underwear.
As a side bonus, I don't actually have any medicine to inject yet, so I still get to choke down 5 daily doses of fuck-nasty antibiotics.
"But Fallout, quit bitching, you are lucky to have insurance and western medicine and not be a poor boy from an impoverished village in africa who sneaks out at night when the death squads are sleeping so that he can suck giraffe dick because it's the only thing to drink!"
No shit, fag. LOOK WHAT ELSE I GET TO DO
First I take the sealed wound on my chin:
And then I fucking scoop it out with a sterile q-tip:
And then I flush it with diluted hydrogen peroxide (syringe not pictured):
And then I patch it back up again with zinc oxide ointment which is that white cream you see all over my chin. Basically I just spackle that shit shut like drywall. It's actually not sealing it at all, the point is to keep it open and wet so that the infected blood and pus can drip down and out of the wound, and so that it can heal from the inside out instead of sealing shut and trapping the infection inside. So yes I have infected blood slowly dripping from my chin 24/7.
I have to clean it out several times a day, but it doesn't really hurt. It's mostly annoying, especially now that I ran out of sterile q-tips and tongue depressors.
You'll have to just pretend I made a jizz joke in reference to the white cream because we passed Obviousville like 3 exits ago.
"God damn Fallout, you suck at taking pictures!"
Fuck you! It was my fucking camera phone.
Here, I'll make it up to you.
ULTRA CLOSEUP!!
Well, the cultures aren't back yet so we don't know, but LOOK WHAT I GOT TODAY ANYWAYS
The insertion was not as bad as, say, breaking your jaw, although I don't know why the bitch had to stick the gigantic needle in before she gave me the numbing injection. It was very uncomfortable and I am glad I went in there on vicodin. At one point she asked me to lay my chin down against my shoulder as hard as I can because that way the tube would be less likely to go into my brain. She flushed water up into my arm a couple of times after she was done and was like "Can you hear any swishing in your ear? If you do it's up inside your neck." My chin hole bled all over my shirt during the process.
But now I am home, here and ready to humbly serve the forum while I wait for the next appointment tomorrow during which god knows what will happen to me.
I wear this sleeve to keep it from flopping around:
And here it is almost naked:
you could see my boxers in the original shot. i post in my underwear, folks. i call you people gay in my underwear.
As a side bonus, I don't actually have any medicine to inject yet, so I still get to choke down 5 daily doses of fuck-nasty antibiotics.
"But Fallout, quit bitching, you are lucky to have insurance and western medicine and not be a poor boy from an impoverished village in africa who sneaks out at night when the death squads are sleeping so that he can suck giraffe dick because it's the only thing to drink!"
No shit, fag. LOOK WHAT ELSE I GET TO DO
First I take the sealed wound on my chin:
And then I fucking scoop it out with a sterile q-tip:
And then I flush it with diluted hydrogen peroxide (syringe not pictured):
And then I patch it back up again with zinc oxide ointment which is that white cream you see all over my chin. Basically I just spackle that shit shut like drywall. It's actually not sealing it at all, the point is to keep it open and wet so that the infected blood and pus can drip down and out of the wound, and so that it can heal from the inside out instead of sealing shut and trapping the infection inside. So yes I have infected blood slowly dripping from my chin 24/7.
I have to clean it out several times a day, but it doesn't really hurt. It's mostly annoying, especially now that I ran out of sterile q-tips and tongue depressors.
You'll have to just pretend I made a jizz joke in reference to the white cream because we passed Obviousville like 3 exits ago.
"God damn Fallout, you suck at taking pictures!"
Fuck you! It was my fucking camera phone.
Here, I'll make it up to you.
ULTRA CLOSEUP!!
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I had basically the same thing on my upper back once
help me kill him
we will inject liquid lava into his heart
simultaneously
awwww
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
wasn't that bad
not that I expect you to shave your wound or anything, just saying
two weeks, same amount of time as I have to clean out this wound for
What did you do to yourself? So that we may avoid whatever follies caused this, of course.
...it's a macro photo
He pissed in Zeus's eye
also fell off a bike
both at the same time
he was practicing to be a youtube celebrity
Make sure you ride bikes as much as you can
we have the technology
shanunununun
hope the process goes alright for you.
Also, I hope you recover soundly and don't get an infection that leads to your brainmeats.
Well at least you don't have to have it for very long, then.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
They're the most hardcore
Also it's awesome when they cut it out of you because it invariably gets infected
that is dog shit
pretty much this
great minds think alike
fast bicycle times my weight plus asphalt divided by my face
you should learn how to not fall off bikes.
oh jesus
man my elbow is so sore
it's all swollen and hard to move
someone come hug me
preferably a pretty girl
it's not my fault, i got jumped
by the curb