Wow, that story was just...tragic. They should be infected with something terrible, yet easily treatable with modern medicine and then we'd see what the hell they'd do for themselves.
Wow, that story was just...tragic. They should be infected with something terrible, yet easily treatable with modern medicine and then we'd see what the hell they'd do for themselves.
oh jesus christ this reminds me of a debate I got into in high school
a woman was giving birth and decided that her doctor was a chauvanist and so she got up and duck-walked out of the hospital, then got into her car and drove home
it gets worse
she then attempted to have a "water birth" by delivering the baby herself in her own bathtub
the baby drowned
the teacher who I got in a debate with explained that, as a woman, the baby was hers to deliver as she wished and that the woman should not be tried for any crime
I mean, saying you'd hit it already means you'd fuck her
we get it
then he adds that he'd hit it with his penis
yes, way to belabor the already stunningly obvious
oh jesus christ this reminds me of a debate I got into in high school
a woman was giving birth and decided that her doctor was a chauvanist and so she got up and duck-walked out of the hospital, then got into her car and drove home
it gets worse
she then attempted to have a "water birth" by delivering the baby herself in her own bathtub
the baby drowned
the teacher who I got in a debate with explained that, as a woman, the baby was hers to deliver as she wished and that the woman should not be tried for any crime
your teacher is a psychotic with no ethics or humanity
boy howdy, is it sad when i am the one saying this about a person
I mean, saying you'd hit it already means you'd fuck her
we get it
then he adds that he'd hit it with his penis
yes, way to belabor the already stunningly obvious
See, he's subverting a trope. By taking into account the vast genre of hyperbolic sexual boasts (i.e. "I'd hit that so hard whoever pulled me out would be named king of England") and replacing it with a subdued statement of fact, he messes with the reader's expectations. With his penis.
I mean, saying you'd hit it already means you'd fuck her
we get it
then he adds that he'd hit it with his penis
yes, way to belabor the already stunningly obvious
See, he's subverting a trope. By taking into account the vast genre of hyperbolic sexual boasts (i.e. "I'd hit that so hard whoever pulled me out would be named king of England") and replacing it with a subdued statement of fact, he messes with the reader's expectations. With his penis.
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I'd hit it
with my car and go to jail for vehicular manslaughter and fleeing the scene of a crime
I wouldn't really have been a joke without the stunningly obvious addendum, though - that's what made me smile when I read it.
Just saying "I'd hit it" wouldn't have been at all funny, in my opinion.
then you're an idiot if you laughed at that considering it's a tired meme stupid people have been overusing since before the internet was fired up
No, no, you're right. In and of itself it's a terrible joke, which is sort of why I made it. You see, generally around some of the places I hang the joke "I'd hit it. With a shovel." is considered funny, so I thought there'd be a sort of irony in stating that indeed, the object with which I would strike her would be my phallus, and not in fact a blunt object intended to induce pain or death.
It seemed my underhanded dick jokes failed to tickle your fancy though.
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a woman was giving birth and decided that her doctor was a chauvanist and so she got up and duck-walked out of the hospital, then got into her car and drove home
it gets worse
she then attempted to have a "water birth" by delivering the baby herself in her own bathtub
the baby drowned
the teacher who I got in a debate with explained that, as a woman, the baby was hers to deliver as she wished and that the woman should not be tried for any crime
I mean, saying you'd hit it already means you'd fuck her
we get it
then he adds that he'd hit it with his penis
yes, way to belabor the already stunningly obvious
your teacher is a psychotic with no ethics or humanity
boy howdy, is it sad when i am the one saying this about a person
I wouldn't really have been a joke without the stunningly obvious addendum, though - that's what made me smile when I read it.
Just saying "I'd hit it" wouldn't have been at all funny, in my opinion.
well excuse me
See, he's subverting a trope. By taking into account the vast genre of hyperbolic sexual boasts (i.e. "I'd hit that so hard whoever pulled me out would be named king of England") and replacing it with a subdued statement of fact, he messes with the reader's expectations. With his penis.
buckley.jpg
And Dru should know, he remembers the memes from the telegraph days!
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I can totally understand - still finding humour in a tired, overused meme is obviously unconscionable.
I've never seen you post before.
with my car and go to jail for vehicular manslaughter and fleeing the scene of a crime
that was what I hoped to see in there
man i really missed that opportunity
I think I registered a few months back, but have only made about 5 posts.
Prob'ly explains why I'm still mildly amused by tired old memes, I guess - I need more practice, or something.
Eh, it's no big thing.
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You see, the Buckleyface is his penis
No, no, you're right. In and of itself it's a terrible joke, which is sort of why I made it. You see, generally around some of the places I hang the joke "I'd hit it. With a shovel." is considered funny, so I thought there'd be a sort of irony in stating that indeed, the object with which I would strike her would be my phallus, and not in fact a blunt object intended to induce pain or death.
It seemed my underhanded dick jokes failed to tickle your fancy though.
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I can't figure out what that's morse for
stop trying to pretend you were being at all clever
It's a pun, Skull Man is trying to get away with his forbidden art.
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