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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Please Bemis, you know I'm so old I'm well past menstruating. I went through menopause decades ago.

    Druhim's first period has a name

    "The Great Flood"

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Please Bemis, you know I'm so old I'm well past menstruating. I went through menopause decades ago.
    your ovaries have beehive hairdos

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Is it Overreaction Sunday already?

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    I'd prefer Miley Cyrus anyway.

    Run^3, don't be this way.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Is it Overreaction Sunday already?
    there's an official day for it?

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    Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the trick is to buy your sunday liquor on SATURDAY

    that's using the old noodle

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hahaha

    Blue laws

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    Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    you can't even buy liquor in this county, regardless of the day

    you have to drive for fifteen minutes and get it there

    it's so fucking stupid

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Are you in Utah, Skulls?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    hahahahaha dry counties

    live someplace fucking civilized

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    at first I thought that said "country" and I was like "Utah isn't it's own country morons."

    but nevermind

    uuuuh





    how's it goin guys

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    Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    jawjuh

    the blue laws in this county will be repealed in about ten years

    all it really takes is for the last of the people who still think they're a good idea (who, until recently, were the people with some of the highest turnout) to die

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    cooljammer00 wrote: »
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    I'd prefer Miley Cyrus anyway.

    Run^3, don't be this way.

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    at first I thought that said "country" and I was like "Utah isn't it's own country morons."

    but nevermind

    uuuuh





    how's it goin guys

    I saw it too, but it's worse for me. I thought the next messages made sense.

    I am getting dumber.

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    Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    hahahahaha dry counties

    live someplace fucking civilized

    I expect I will, eventually

    got a lot of life ahead of me, after all

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Not according to your cholesterol count, you don't.

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    Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm twenty-one, in shape, bike every day, and haven't had meat in fifteen years

    my cholesterol count would be described as managable

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    butt cancer

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    Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    cause: too much butt rape!

    why did I have to get butt raped all the time?!!

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    No meat? You aren't even human, you're probably a soulless robot. Of course your cholesterol is managable, you don't have any veins.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Eating meat is important. It reminds the rest of nature who's boss. Fois gras was only invented after the terrible Goose Rebellion almost drove humanity to extinction.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Can't have them geese getting uppity.

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Eating meat is important. It reminds the rest of nature who's boss. Fois gras was only invented after the terrible Goose Rebellion almost drove humanity to extinction.

    and subsequently banned in places like Chicago cause of the force feeding thing.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Chicago will be the first against the wall when the geeselords return. Geese have no room in their narrow little brains for pity or gratitude. Only hate.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Chicago will be the first against the wall when the geeselords return. Geese have no room in their narrow little brains for pity or gratitude. Only hate.
    But some of them are from Canada

    Surely they have some capacity for gentleness

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Candians are so polite because Canadian geese are so cruel. It's a leftover defense mechanism.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mr. Canada Goose, sir, may I plea-

    HONK

    Yes, I understand, sir, I'll jus-

    HOOOONK

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Harrier wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Chicago will be the first against the wall when the geeselords return. Geese have no room in their narrow little brains for pity or gratitude. Only hate.
    But some of them are from Canada

    Surely they have some capacity for gentleness

    Look, just the other day, a Canadian Goose took a fucking run at me like it was going to murder me.

    Geese are fucking bastards who shit all over everything and can go straight to Hell.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    See? Pony knows what's up.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Chicago will be the first against the wall when the geeselords return. Geese have no room in their narrow little brains for pity or gratitude. Only hate.
    But some of them are from Canada

    Surely they have some capacity for gentleness

    Look, just the other day, a Canadian Goose took a fucking run at me like it was going to murder me.

    Geese are fucking bastards who shit all over everything and can go straight to Hell.

    Fucking geese suck. Little shitbags do nothing but poop and cause problems.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    really, force feeding them to turn their livers into delicious foie gras is making the best out of a bad situation. If we have to put up with geese, we might as well get foie gras out of it.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Canadian geese are not good eating. Only target practice.

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I live in Kanata, Ontario, and the geese are EVERYWHERE.

    They control the streets now.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kanata, Canada?


    Heeeheee

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    A Dabble Of Thelonius wrote: »
    Kanata, Canada?


    Heeeheee

    Hey wow you are like the first person in the history of the world to ever make that comparison ever.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sweet. I knew in my heart I was gonna be.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I found an abandoned little gosling a few years ago, it lived with me in my apartment for nearly the whole summer - all walking over to my moms house so he can swim in the pool, all him following me wherever I went.


    But then he started getting overprotective and big.

    So I took him to my friends pond where geese are always hangin out and stuff - at first he wouldn't want to stay, but you know, after longer and longer periods of just kind of leaving him there, he finally flew away that fall.


    I miss that damn goose.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2009
    druhim is so far into menopause that he is having his children's periods now


    am i too late

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    druhim is so far into menopause that he is having his children's periods now


    am i too late
    so late that you wrapped around to the beginning of time and are hella early instead

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