Aaand we're full! Still got four reserve slots, I'll update the player list tomorrow. For right now, I must away for the evening, and when I get back I'll probably be far too drunk to sort all the colours out.
I think 'No Kill' won the vote, which works out smashingly for me, because I've got a bunch of mechanics I want to try out that hinge on it.
Expect role PMs and the like to be out sometime tomorrow, or -maaaaybe- tonight, and I'll post when the end of the first day is.
TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
edited June 2009
I'll have to reserve up for this thing
Also, I think killing is vastly superior... unless there are evil thrall's immune to the vote, delicious! Or just baddies immune to the vote in general for hilarity of seeming like guaranteed goods.
Okay, I think that the player list is updated, but I am FAR too drunk to write up an initial narration and send out role PMs. I shall do this in the morning, provided I have no hangover.
We are going with NO KILL! as per the vote.
INACTIVUS HUNGERS!
Miss two votes in a row, or three total, and you shall be replaced.
Also, if you keep breaking your post restriction, I'll have to replace you too.
Okay, I think that the player list is updated, but I am FAR too drunk to write up an initial narration and send out role PMs. I shall do this in the morning, provided I have no hangover.
We are going with NO KILL! as per the vote.
INACTIVUS HUNGERS!
Miss two votes in a row, or three total, and you shall be replaced.
Also, if you keep breaking your post restriction, I'll have to replace you too.
PLEASE NOTE: Epic Revealing is not allowed in this Phalla. If you reveal in an epic fashion to the thread, BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN. Don't do it. Unless I've said you can.
The state of the Supervisor's Office was... terrifying, to say the least. And, if you looked at it in a purely detached way, a little comical. Black comedy of course, but the way the man had been killed was so over the top, it was almost like an elaborate practical joke with a dummy. But the smell, oh god, the SMELL. There was no way that wasn't real. Coppery blood and the stench of human waste filled the room like an unwelcome family member.
The Supe, at least, what was left of him, was slumped in a high-backed chair. His head was in the waste-paper basket, which was also full to the brim with blood. A wide machete was stuck in the chair's headrest at about neck height. No prizes for guessing what had happened there. A rusty meathook was lodged high in his chest, possibly caught on the collarbone, and had been used to rip the man open from groin to throat, while internal organs were left to fall into his bloody lap. Both wrists were cut, one so badly that it was hanging on to the wrist only by a strip of tendon, which caused the mostly-severed appendage to bounce like some kind of grotesque spider marionette.
As the teenage staff-members gathered in the office-turned-slaughterhouse, all eyes eventually rested on the phone, perversely free of blood and gore where it stood on the corner of the Supe's desk.
Who is responsible? Who are you going to call the police on?
Vote in !Bold Red for the person you think is the murderer. Don't forget your post restrictions!
Day One will end at 10pm BST on Sunday (approximately 31.5 hours from now.)
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LETS TRY NO KILL!
EDIT: OH DAMMIT!
EDIT2: NEVER MIND THE LAST EDIT
For some reason I thought burnage had second to last spot. Whoops
I think 'No Kill' won the vote, which works out smashingly for me, because I've got a bunch of mechanics I want to try out that hinge on it.
Expect role PMs and the like to be out sometime tomorrow, or -maaaaybe- tonight, and I'll post when the end of the first day is.
Also, I think killing is vastly superior... unless there are evil thrall's immune to the vote, delicious! Or just baddies immune to the vote in general for hilarity of seeming like guaranteed goods.
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Go sign up for Round 2 of the College (Newbie) Phalla!
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=92695
You can also try hopping in the newbie phalla, which is going to run a second game, i believe.
EDIT: Beat'd by a newb :P
Coward!
KILLL!!!
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
The Freddy role is gonna murderize you and you wouldn't even know what hit ya.
The poor sap that got the Ash role? Good luck.
We are going with NO KILL! as per the vote.
INACTIVUS HUNGERS!
Miss two votes in a row, or three total, and you shall be replaced.
Also, if you keep breaking your post restriction, I'll have to replace you too.
No kill!
ALL ARE COWARDS!
:^:
Also, SPORK. I intend to be Jason in this game. It is not cowardice to wish to fully recognise immortal homicidal rage.
You know not the power of the Spork Side.
BURNAGEEEEE!
Spork I assure that when I sober up, I shall bring our rivalry to epic new heights of photoshoppery.
SOBRIETY? ON MY INTERNETS? NAY!
I don't want your book, I don't want your bullshit. Just send me back to my own time, pronto, today. Chop chop!
Did I do it right?
Refresh.
Steam
Somebody just got bumped straight to the top of my "do not kill" list.
Seconded.
PLEASE NOTE: Epic Revealing is not allowed in this Phalla. If you reveal in an epic fashion to the thread, BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN. Don't do it. Unless I've said you can.
The state of the Supervisor's Office was... terrifying, to say the least. And, if you looked at it in a purely detached way, a little comical. Black comedy of course, but the way the man had been killed was so over the top, it was almost like an elaborate practical joke with a dummy. But the smell, oh god, the SMELL. There was no way that wasn't real. Coppery blood and the stench of human waste filled the room like an unwelcome family member.
The Supe, at least, what was left of him, was slumped in a high-backed chair. His head was in the waste-paper basket, which was also full to the brim with blood. A wide machete was stuck in the chair's headrest at about neck height. No prizes for guessing what had happened there. A rusty meathook was lodged high in his chest, possibly caught on the collarbone, and had been used to rip the man open from groin to throat, while internal organs were left to fall into his bloody lap. Both wrists were cut, one so badly that it was hanging on to the wrist only by a strip of tendon, which caused the mostly-severed appendage to bounce like some kind of grotesque spider marionette.
As the teenage staff-members gathered in the office-turned-slaughterhouse, all eyes eventually rested on the phone, perversely free of blood and gore where it stood on the corner of the Supe's desk.
Who is responsible? Who are you going to call the police on?
Vote in !Bold Red for the person you think is the murderer. Don't forget your post restrictions!
Day One will end at 10pm BST on Sunday (approximately 31.5 hours from now.)