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[mini-phalla] I Can Has Phallaburger? - GAME OVER - Cheezburger (Mafia) Victory

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It's rather hard to embarrass yourself too badly unless you are rather flamboyantly, stubbornly, rudely, and consistently wrong. Already it doesn't seem like you'll easily fit that pattern haha.

    So, Phalla Rule #1: Listen to kime!

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Phalla Rule #2: Phalla Rule #1 is a lie!

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Phalla Rule #3: All rules and statements posted by B:L are lies and slander, meant to harm innocent players.

    Like kime.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm not sure about Phalla rules 1 and 2 but 3 is dead on the money.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Phalla Rule #4: Kime is never evil.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh ho ho, clever.

    pfft, you're not even in this game! I can't even take revenge on you, phooey.

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    shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    kime wrote: »
    It's rather hard to embarrass yourself too badly unless you are rather flamboyantly, stubbornly, rudely, and consistently wrong. Already it doesn't seem like you'll easily fit that pattern haha.

    So, Phalla Rule #1: Listen to kime!

    Dude, I said I read the Whedonverse thread. I've already written down "Kime = ebil" on my notebook. In ink.
    But I'll totally pretend to listen to you if you convert me


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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, I'll change that, then.

    PMs are out! Narration incoming.

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    I can has cheezburger, yes?
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    shalmelo wrote: »
    Dude, I said I read the Whedonverse thread. I've already written down "Kime = ebil" on my notebook. In ink.
    But I'll totally pretend to listen to you if you convert me


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    Hahaha, it'll be deliciously ironic if I get to convert people this Phalla. I'll take revenge on all the people that haven't converted me! Somehow, and whatnot.



    Oh, Epic Reveal! I'm not a kitty, I'm a lion! Rawr!

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    kime wrote: »
    shalmelo wrote: »
    Dude, I said I read the Whedonverse thread. I've already written down "Kime = ebil" on my notebook. In ink.
    But I'll totally pretend to listen to you if you convert me


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    Hahaha, it'll be deliciously ironic if I get to convert people this Phalla. I'll take revenge on all the people that haven't converted me! Somehow, and whatnot.



    Oh, Epic Reveal! I'm not a kitty, I'm a lion! Rawr!

    Or even better, you are immune to conversions :whistle:

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Oh, Epic Reveal! I'm not a kitty, I'm a lion! Rawr!

    oh noes i dun hav car D:

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Or even better, you are immune to conversions :whistle:
    grrrrr

    Yeah, that would be just funny, huh!?

    (For others: Last night in an IRC game azn made me immune to conversions....)

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Phalla Rule #5: Kill Everyone. Let PhallaGod sort them out.

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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DAY 1: Kitteh nom cheezburger, not cheezburger nom kitteh...

    ...the ongoing search for the buckets hasn't really turned up any new leads, and walruses everywhere continue to ask "where is mai bukkit?". Again, our lead storee...

    A crazee scene today down at teh local G & T's All-You-Can-Nom Cheezburger Outlet... after wut looks to be one too many night shifts, the cheezburger maker kitteh was found in a pool of ketchup and pickles, repeatedly swinging a spatula at the grill while remarking " O mai gawd dey came frum teh grill! Let me owt I hatez cheezburgers! I veggieterian kitteh!"

    Several small trails were observed to have come from the grill, but the cook apparently onky remembers the sensation of feeling like the cheezburgers were eating him.

    Police kittehs have advised the publick to only approach the rogue cheezburgers only if they think they can get a clear nom. (They den went back to there donuts.)

    Station KITY wishes luck to our resedents in the search, hoping that they nom, rather than be nommed.




    DAY 1 BEGINS NOW. IT ENDS AT MIDNIGHT EDT TOMORROW NIGHT (That's 9:00 p.m. Pacific, 5:00 a.m. GMT).

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    !Wildcat, can you please not be evil this time?

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    KIMEWAGON!

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    These narrations are going to be interesting reads haha.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    !reserve up

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    KIMEWAGON!
    SPORKWAGON!

    not quite as catchy but meh.

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    kime wrote: »
    KIMEWAGON!
    SPORKWAGON!

    not quite as catchy but meh.

    AWESOME!

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Excellent, a day of contented noshing before anything real happens.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    I wants teh burger but I already ated one :(

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    1) check grudge list.
    ...no grudges playing
    2) vote for player number 19
    Daius

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    dai one vot iz kime

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    1) check grudge list.
    ...no grudges playing
    2) vote for player number 19
    Daius

    Are you sure I'm not just on your subconscious grudge list? Because someone somewhere must have a legitimate reason to grudge me sooner or later.

    Speaking of which, !Eipnoom. NEVER FORGET.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i waz vote teh kime

    but he no nommiez


    JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION

    GET ON THE BANDWAGON



    howl kitteh nom with teefs?

    nife not fer kitteh

    furk not fer kitteh eyethere

    must spork be no fer kitteh awso?

    look eye can haz noms

    nom nom nom

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My love is too great not to not nominate Infidel

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    kime wrote: »
    These narrations are going to be interesting reads haha.

    They hurt my eyes :/

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    Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I can has vote for Kime. I thinkz evry phalla playerz needz 2 vote fur him at least one timez.

    If Infidel betrays us in main phalla then I change 2 vote fur him.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    godmode wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    These narrations are going to be interesting reads haha.

    They hurt my eyes :/

    Yes, I have to translate it in my mind. It's worse than other foreign languages D:. Still amusing though :P.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dang it, the only person on my grudge list isn't in this game.

    Oh well, let's go with Dunadan.

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    Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Omigawd, Spork iz playin, so spork kitteh iz ebil 4 shur!

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It's more amusing if you picture a cat banging away at the keys.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i sneezie *a-foo*

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    i is votin fer Fluffy cuz he not like teh hello

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i like the hello jus fin c

    i just lik bai betar

    like bai robothero

    c iz fun

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    It's more amusing if you picture a cat banging away at the keys.

    make krac at kitteh oun risk!

    keyxbored take long tiem fur pawz

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    kime wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    These narrations are going to be interesting reads haha.

    They hurt my eyes :/

    Yes, I have to translate it in my mind. It's worse than other foreign languages D:. Still amusing though :P.

    It's probley a bad sign I understand all of this more then the language I've been taking. On that note...

    It is my DUTY as THE SPORK to tutor our newest Phallan in the arcane ways of Phallosophy. Therein I must offer him this follow monologue of sorts in order to remain an individual of the proper moral state. We are confronted with a variety of beings participating in this so called game, some of which embrace the very essence of chaos, while others rely upon their rage or even perhaps the nigh indecipherable concept of 'game theory'. In reality one must remember that none of this actually matters because this is the internet, and further a game, and as such is populated not only by the worst examples of humanity, presecent company included, leading us to the obvious conclusion that nothing you do will actually take you any closer to what can be determined 'victory' as the only vicotry is that of times inevitible march upon you.

    With that...

    I AM BECOME TIME, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

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    Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I AM BECOME KIME, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

    *gasp* Oh noez, kitah-kime iz Lavos!

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Typhus733 wrote: »
    I AM BECOME KIME, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

    *gasp* Oh noez, kitah-kime iz Lavos!

    HAHAHA

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