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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    That's not to say there isn't a way to do it, but that secret is going with me to my grave.

    That's easy, just pee into the side of the bowl, not into the water.

    Easy for you to say.

    Buy a funnel and a hose.

    Or go commercial

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    That's not to say there isn't a way to do it, but that secret is going with me to my grave.

    That's easy, just pee into the side of the bowl, not into the water.

    Easy for you to say.

    Buy a funnel and a hose.

    Or go commercial

    Oh my, I can see that woman's fake penis sticking out from under her skirt.

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ughhhh my mom needs to go to bed so i can have my haunt back and play Bioshock. I guess I'll go buy some icecream.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I bet Tommy Lee Jones is a Tiger in the sack.

    I hope you guys enjoy that image, burning its way through your memory right now.

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    perspexacityperspexacity Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Hahah, only got to use one of those once on the fair few occasions I've had to give urine samples. Getting it into the tube is hell otherwise.

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    "I will cut out the part you most desire."
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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Hahah, only got to use one of those once on the fair few occasions I've had to give urine samples. Getting it into the tube is hell otherwise.

    You know, difficulty with urine samples for the penis-challenged is one of those things that is obvious but I've just never really realized it before.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Hahah, only got to use one of those once on the fair few occasions I've had to give urine samples. Getting it into the tube is hell otherwise.

    You know, difficulty with urine samples for the penis-challenged is one of those things that is obvious but I've just never really realized it before.

    My whole life I have taken for granted the ability to control my stream of urine.

    My eyes have been opened.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Urine specimens suck. I am glad I don't need to make many anymore.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Hahah, only got to use one of those once on the fair few occasions I've had to give urine samples. Getting it into the tube is hell otherwise.

    You know, difficulty with urine samples for the penis-challenged is one of those things that is obvious but I've just never really realized it before.

    typical man

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think we've all grown a little wiser today.

    Let's give ourselves a round of applause.

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    perspexacityperspexacity Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I guess it's too embarrassing to bring up most of the time? Though you'd think consistently wet stickers on the tube would give it away. Unless it gets wet when males do it too. *shrug*

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    ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    That's not to say there isn't a way to do it, but that secret is going with me to my grave.

    That's easy, just pee into the side of the bowl, not into the water.

    Easy for you to say.

    Buy a funnel and a hose.

    Or go commercial

    Or just sit.
    You guys remember that you can sit and pee too, right?

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    perspexacityperspexacity Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Or just sit.
    You guys remember that you can sit and pee too, right?
    There are some toilet seats we would really rather not sit upon.

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    "I will cut out the part you most desire."
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    That's not to say there isn't a way to do it, but that secret is going with me to my grave.

    That's easy, just pee into the side of the bowl, not into the water.

    Easy for you to say.

    Buy a funnel and a hose.

    Or go commercial

    Or just sit.
    You guys remember that you can sit and pee too, right?

    For some reason, my apartment's bathroom (4th floor) has a window that is directly beside the toilet at angle sufficient to show my donger to dozens of people. I tend to sit and enjoy the view any more.

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    perspexacityperspexacity Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Also, it's still noisy, if you happen to be on the phone at the time. =P

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    "I will cut out the part you most desire."
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    peepee

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    673. It's not necessary to install a portcullis in every single room of my castle.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Or just sit.
    You guys remember that you can sit and pee too, right?

    I always do.

    Why stand if you can sit? Why sit if you can lie down?

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    perspexacityperspexacity Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    I always do.

    Why stand if you can sit? Why sit if you can lie down?
    I guess it's less messy if you sit. Less of the errant splashes and whatnot.

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    "I will cut out the part you most desire."
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Or just sit.
    You guys remember that you can sit and pee too, right?

    I always do.

    Why stand if you can sit? Why sit if you can lie down?

    I mean if you're cool with being less of a man...

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I stand because I choose to remember that I am a man

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Or just sit.
    You guys remember that you can sit and pee too, right?

    I always do.

    Why stand if you can sit? Why sit if you can lie down?

    I mean if you're cool with being less of a man...

    From now on you sit down when you pee. I don't want to see you peein standin up.

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    perspexacityperspexacity Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I mean if you're cool with being less of a man...
    Less... messy? =P

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    "I will cut out the part you most desire."
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sitting while taking a leak is a great way to get your gas out.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I mean if you're cool with being less of a man...
    Less... messy? =P

    a man chooses, a slave fears making a mess

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hey, what was the name (It was a 3-letter acronym) for that one convention that had a bunch of people giving awesome speeches? It had the guy from Dirty Jobs, but the particular one I'm looking for mentioned a study of behavior and what it took for people to cheat on things.

    I think it had the letters T and E.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    TED Talks

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Hey, what was the name (It was a 3-letter acronym) for that one convention that had a bunch of people giving awesome speeches? It had the guy from Dirty Jobs, but the particular one I'm looking for mentioned a study of behavior and what it took for people to cheat on things.

    I think it had the letters T and E.

    TED.

    EDIT: FUUUUCK YOUUU SENJUTSUUUU

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So I'm off to watch AvatarTLAB which my friend says is awesome.

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    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Thanks!

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    'sup fools.

    Chillin' in DC.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i'm going to dc

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So I'm off to watch AvatarTLAB which my friend says is awesome.

    One of the best animations of this decade.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i'm going to dc
    Well I'm leaving tomorrow afternoon.

    I'm really only here to see my grandmother.

    By the by, is there a possibility you could go to PAX Boston, Eddy? It's in late March.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the official boston PAX or a little get together?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh god it's August already.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yeah August is a nerve wracking month for me.
    Height of Hurricane season.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the official boston PAX or a little get together?
    The official one.

    Infidel, who I'm rooming with (among others) for Seattle PAX this year, has a buddy who works for the Fairmont hotel chain. Fairmont owns the Plaza hotel in NY. We could get a pretty awesome room which normally costs like $1100 for something like $600, and if we get enough people we could probably stay there for a day and take in the sights in NYC.

    But even if you don't want to do that, there's always Boston PAX, which is in late March, so I don't know how much that conflicts with your school or whatever, but...yeah, there it is.

    Thoughts?

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