the best is at small clubs - they always seem to have urinals directly next to the hand washing sink, and there's only one other toilet. So you can either wait in line while there's an open toilet or whip your dick out much to a handwashers horror
Sanitation/hygiene obsessed people weird me the hell out. It's a level of paranoia I will never understand.
look I'd just rather not sit on something I just wiped pee off of if I can help it
Who cares? It's your ass. In two seconds you're going to be shoving poop out of it, and then you're going to wipe it with the same toilet paper you used to wipe up the urine.
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I have to hold it until I can find clorox wipes to take with me to the restroom.
Sometimes when I get desperate I find a bottle of purel and just squeeze that on the seat and then wipe it up.
Sanitation/hygiene obsessed people weird me the hell out. It's a level of paranoia I will never understand.
look I'd just rather not sit on something I just wiped pee off of if I can help it
Who cares? It's your ass. In two seconds you're going to be shoving poop out of it, and then you're going to wipe it with the same toilet paper you used to wipe up the urine.
you
wipe your ass with toilet paper you used to soak up pee?
Sanitation/hygiene obsessed people weird me the hell out. It's a level of paranoia I will never understand.
look I'd just rather not sit on something I just wiped pee off of if I can help it
Who cares? It's your ass. In two seconds you're going to be shoving poop out of it, and then you're going to wipe it with the same toilet paper you used to wipe up the urine.
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I would think that one would get new toilet paper
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I just pooped by the way guys. I feel like a new man.
Despite my cheery attitude, rather shitty. I think the blisters have gotten worse, and I was having serious trouble getting to sleep last night. I think I got a total of like 5 hours.
The problem is that my shoulders are the worst off, and no matter which way I try to sleep they'll end up touching the pillow or the sheets, and it hurts like hell. Plus I'm afraid that if I shift in my sleep it'll open the blisters.
Blargh.
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Sanitation/hygiene obsessed people weird me the hell out. It's a level of paranoia I will never understand.
In art school, my roommate was ridiculously OCD. I would come back to find her on her hands and knees scrubbing at the floor with a hand brush and a gallon of products. She also hated charcoal, because of how messy it was, and flipped out on me because after washing my dirty paint water in the bathroom sink a drop had flicked out and dried on the countertop. She left me passive-aggressive notes all over the place and i found out later that her mom had called the Student Residence office to complain about how her daughter's roommate was unhygienic.
For reference, our shared space was bare as fuck and the cleanest room anyone had ever seen in that building. She was a class A nutter.
In art school, my roommate was ridiculously OCD. I would come back to find her on her hands and knees scrubbing at the floor with a hand brush and a gallon of products. She also hated charcoal, because of how messy it was, and flipped out on me because after washing my dirty paint water in the bathroom sink a drop had flicked out and dried on the countertop. She left me passive-aggressive notes all over the place and i found out later that her mom had called the Student Residence office to complain about how her daughter's roommate was unhygienic.
For reference, our shared space was bare as fuck and the cleanest room anyone had ever seen in that building. She was a class A nutter.
Oyyy.
I think that would have lead to me stabbing a bitch.
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Get any shiny new toys last nigh VH? We should play some more today. Sounds like you aren't going to be doing much moving about, after all.
Yeah, honestly if you don't mind me being shirtless the whole time (it hurts to wear a fucking shirt), it would be really cool if you could come over and bring some kind of lotion and also keep me company.
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Sanitation/hygiene obsessed people weird me the hell out. It's a level of paranoia I will never understand.
look I'd just rather not sit on something I just wiped pee off of if I can help it
Who cares? It's your ass. In two seconds you're going to be shoving poop out of it, and then you're going to wipe it with the same toilet paper you used to wipe up the urine.
Sanitation/hygiene obsessed people weird me the hell out. It's a level of paranoia I will never understand.
In art school, my roommate was ridiculously OCD. I would come back to find her on her hands and knees scrubbing at the floor with a hand brush and a gallon of products. She also hated charcoal, because of how messy it was, and flipped out on me because after washing my dirty paint water in the bathroom sink a drop had flicked out and dried on the countertop. She left me passive-aggressive notes all over the place and i found out later that her mom had called the Student Residence office to complain about how her daughter's roommate was unhygienic.
For reference, our shared space was bare as fuck and the cleanest room anyone had ever seen in that building. She was a class A nutter.
You should have dropped trow and dropped a mexican sundae right on the floor.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
the best is at small clubs - they always seem to have urinals directly next to the hand washing sink, and there's only one other toilet. So you can either wait in line while there's an open toilet or whip your dick out much to a handwashers horror
I consider that doing the handwashers a favor. Give them a show, eh?
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and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
Get any shiny new toys last nigh VH? We should play some more today. Sounds like you aren't going to be doing much moving about, after all.
Yeah, honestly if you don't mind me being shirtless the whole time (it hurts to wear a fucking shirt), it would be really cool if you could come over and bring some kind of lotion and also keep me company.
God, you are such a softie. Lemme just check in with my folks, see how my bros cold is going. Have you had lunch?
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Get any shiny new toys last nigh VH? We should play some more today. Sounds like you aren't going to be doing much moving about, after all.
Yeah, honestly if you don't mind me being shirtless the whole time (it hurts to wear a fucking shirt), it would be really cool if you could come over and bring some kind of lotion and also keep me company.
God, you are such a softie. Lemme just check in with my folks, see how my bros cold is going. Have you had lunch?
Nope.
And yeah, I'm pretty vulnerable right now, you could probably take advantage of me if you wanted.
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In that case, maybe it would have dulce de LELELELELELELELEche on it.
look guys it is totally normal to use a single towel to dry off after a shower, dry dishes after a wash, clean up spills, dab pee off the toilet seat and wipe your ass
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There's this aloe vera stuff that is better and more soothing VH. They sell it in a big bottle. Honestly it looks like green hair gel, but you slather it on sun burns.
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Shows what you know.
this wasn't explicitly noted on page two. someone should fix that.
EDIT: YES IT WAS. right at the top.
Hey, I know exactly where my hands have been.
And the rest of never want to know. NEVER
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I love it. It's probably why I liked A Cock and Bull Story.
gays are always trying to give irond will blow jobs if i remember correctly
I don't get seat wipers, I've never wiped a seat I don't have ass cancer.
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look I'd just rather not sit on something I just wiped pee off of if I can help it
I wipe a seat if I see stuff on it because I'd rather not sit in urine or shit when spending a handful of seconds will prevent myself from doing so.
I mean this seems pretty simple preach.
VH: How are you feeling man?
Sometimes when I get desperate I find a bottle of purel and just squeeze that on the seat and then wipe it up.
And your ass lives an interesting and independent life of its own?
If the seat clearly has fluid on it, I'm not sitting on it. Also equally horrifying is a warm seat.
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wipe your ass with toilet paper you used to soak up pee?
Not the same piece you 'tard.
I would think that one would get new toilet paper
The problem is that my shoulders are the worst off, and no matter which way I try to sleep they'll end up touching the pillow or the sheets, and it hurts like hell. Plus I'm afraid that if I shift in my sleep it'll open the blisters.
Blargh.
For reference, our shared space was bare as fuck and the cleanest room anyone had ever seen in that building. She was a class A nutter.
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Oyyy.
I think that would have lead to me stabbing a bitch.
You shouldn't judge other peoples fetishes.
You should have dropped trow and dropped a mexican sundae right on the floor.
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I consider that doing the handwashers a favor. Give them a show, eh?
but they're listening to every word I say
God, you are such a softie. Lemme just check in with my folks, see how my bros cold is going. Have you had lunch?
And yeah, I'm pretty vulnerable right now, you could probably take advantage of me if you wanted.
god you hygiene freaks
I've only heard taking a shit called a mexican sundae, never heard about iranain dueces.
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I think I just vomited a little VH.