So before Daius showed up, you were going to let us vote you out, without even telling us who we should vote out next?
Bullshit.
This is my feelin' on that! It would be left unresolved if you never had thrown Erich's name to us, and if Daius had never revealed.
And yeah, there was a distinct possibility of it takin' 2 days to sort out this mess, but I don't think it would've been a hard sale to pitch to the village!
You're just a man of problems, Warban.
It's Zahn. All you ever had to do was say, "It's Erich, guys!"
Then we woulda been like, "Oh shit, a legit excuse to kill EZ? BANDWAGON AHOY!"
A crowd gathered and burned down the decrepit shack in which a famous competitive eating champion was living. The sound of a thousand hot dogs screaming filled the night.
While reenacting a famous scene from "Slaves to the Electric Dildo Monster: Part Thirteen" a pornomancer was electrocuted. Apparently the electrical wiring in her house malfunctioned.
A body was found in an empty lot, riddled with bullets. The motive for the murder has been deemed robbery, as the man's entire house has disappeared.
After staying awake for eighty-three consecutive hours, a local man finally fell asleep. He told his friends to inject him with a shot of adrenaline if he passed out. Unfortunately, those "friends" were hallucinations born of sleep deprivation and were quite unable to help. He died in his sleep.
The owner of a local beauty school was found dead last night. Her hands, eyes, and hair were missing. Her extensive make up collection had been thrown in the garbage.
Shortly after testifying at the trial of a small time crook, a mother of three was killed in a drive by shooting.
Wildcat was released from prison; twelve hours later the governor's reelection campaign received a substantial donation. Daius was tossed into a cell sporting two black eyes and a bruised rib. A video showing Orange Soda spitting on the American flag was seen by thousands of television viewers and he was subsequently arrested on suspicion of terrorism.
The Dead Erich Zahn (Occult Undergrounder): Mob Justice
jdarksun (Pornomancer): Victimized by City Life
Unearthly Stew (Occult Undergrounder): Killed by TNI
Coutts (Occult Undergrounder): Killed by the Sleepers
Oats (Occult Undergrounder): Brutally Murdered
Micro (Occult Undergrounder): Snitches Get Stitches
Jail Roster
Gandalf_the_Crazed
Infidel
Captain Eleven
Daius
Orange Soda
Day 5 will end Friday at 11 pm EST
PMs are going out now
Today's Rumor: Thomas Edison's Necrophone (for speaking to the dead) never worked. However, he did develop the Neophone, for speaking to the unborn.
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You are a liar.
I've seen this movie already.
You would say that wouldn't you.
It's Zahn. All you ever had to do was say, "It's Erich, guys!"
Then we woulda been like, "Oh shit, a legit excuse to kill EZ? BANDWAGON AHOY!"
Jesus fucking Christ, warban.
Damn that must be one hell of a prison psychiatrist.
I beat him senseless.
Well you are on a boat.
Don't you ever forget!
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You put the lime in the coconut, and the cat in the oven
And now I will never get the chance to
That clown av says otherwise.
What you hear:
A crowd gathered and burned down the decrepit shack in which a famous competitive eating champion was living. The sound of a thousand hot dogs screaming filled the night.
While reenacting a famous scene from "Slaves to the Electric Dildo Monster: Part Thirteen" a pornomancer was electrocuted. Apparently the electrical wiring in her house malfunctioned.
A body was found in an empty lot, riddled with bullets. The motive for the murder has been deemed robbery, as the man's entire house has disappeared.
After staying awake for eighty-three consecutive hours, a local man finally fell asleep. He told his friends to inject him with a shot of adrenaline if he passed out. Unfortunately, those "friends" were hallucinations born of sleep deprivation and were quite unable to help. He died in his sleep.
The owner of a local beauty school was found dead last night. Her hands, eyes, and hair were missing. Her extensive make up collection had been thrown in the garbage.
Shortly after testifying at the trial of a small time crook, a mother of three was killed in a drive by shooting.
Wildcat was released from prison; twelve hours later the governor's reelection campaign received a substantial donation. Daius was tossed into a cell sporting two black eyes and a bruised rib. A video showing Orange Soda spitting on the American flag was seen by thousands of television viewers and he was subsequently arrested on suspicion of terrorism.
The Dead
Erich Zahn (Occult Undergrounder): Mob Justice
jdarksun (Pornomancer): Victimized by City Life
Unearthly Stew (Occult Undergrounder): Killed by TNI
Coutts (Occult Undergrounder): Killed by the Sleepers
Oats (Occult Undergrounder): Brutally Murdered
Micro (Occult Undergrounder): Snitches Get Stitches
Jail Roster
Gandalf_the_Crazed
Infidel
Captain Eleven
Daius
Orange Soda
Day 5 will end Friday at 11 pm EST
PMs are going out now
Today's Rumor: Thomas Edison's Necrophone (for speaking to the dead) never worked. However, he did develop the Neophone, for speaking to the unborn.
Oh wait the Pornomancer's dead.
Cmon, you can tell me.
Oh hey, that's my rumor!
Now, I wonder if it's true or not.
Alright then, I'm a quad-voter!
Respect the fish. Bow before it.
With fire.
Well, that may not be actually a good thing to do.
Daius also appears to be full of shit.
All three of us are bad vote choices.