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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pus is bitter and sour. Blood is salty and a little tangy.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fallout
    holy shit

    Just reading your story is like being punched in the heart

    Best wishes in everything, but I am especially sorry to hear about your friend

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blood tastes like copper I would say.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nah, blood tastes like Iron, with a touch of Copper.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Yeah, pretty much. Pus tastes more like that 'electric' taste the air gets when you're running an electric motor in confined space or are fast-charging a lead acid battery.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    BLOOD TASTES LIKE A MILLION PHOSPHOLIPID SANDWICHES

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Yeah, pretty much. Pus tastes more like that 'electric' taste the air gets when you're running an electric motor in confined space or are fast-charging a lead acid battery.

    Actually different bacteria can result in different flavors and smells.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the bacteria in his pus are hugging fallout, as well

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Suddenly my daily commute doesn't seem quite so bad by comparison.

    So, thanks, Fallout?

    And feel better, dude. Jesus Christ.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    dang fallout dang

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    fallout, that's fucking terrible man

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Puss tastes like candy.

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    TanolenTanolen Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have shattered bones before, but couldn't imagine shattering my face, at least you can make fun of everyone else for being pussies.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Puss tastes like candy.
    Penny candy?

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    Note to self, do not ask Fallout if he wants to ride bikes.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Puss tastes like candy.

    I'm more inclined to say the santorum of my rape victims tastes lke candy. When I mix it wth their tears, anyway.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Numbers that tastes like satisfaction.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man I gotta change the batteries in my keyboard. Spelling mistakes all over the fucking place...

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    there are levels of theft that are more offensive than others

    for example

    stealing someone's bike or car is way, way worse than stealing a bunch of money from them

    because that can fuck up a person's day to day life

    that might be their primary mode of transit to get to work and shit

    it's like people who steal laptops

    scumbags, the lot of them

    a person's laptop can have all kinds of important business and personal shit on it, its value is greater than the sum of the computer parts contained therein

    money is just money

    i mean stealing money from someone is pretty terrible

    but there are other things you can steal that is way worse

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm more inclined to say the santorum of my rape victims tastes lke candy. When I mix it wth their tears, anyway.

    Oh man, that's hilarious, way to make awesome jokes, dude.

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    What if that was their rent money? What then?

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man Fallout

    I knew things were not going your way lately, but this is just shit icing on the awful cake.

    I am very sorry, but everybody here seems to be very upset over what's happened, so at least you know you've got plenty of friends wishing you a speedy recovery.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm more inclined to say the santorum of my rape victims tastes lke candy. When I mix it wth their tears, anyway.

    Oh man, that's hilarious, way to make awesome jokes, dude.

    What is this... sarcasm you wield? Is it a powerful beast?

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    why dont you powerful my balls

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    after reading fallout's story I have decided to become a stoic, so that I will avoid ever feeling pain

    I will join the proud ranks of Zeno, Marcus Aurelius, and Keanu Reeves

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Why don't you just become a null-o

    and I'm not talking about those guys who cut their cock and balls off, I'm talking about the guys from the Philip K. Dick story

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    get better fallout

    the universe can't really maintain this magnitude of horrible for much longer

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    get better fallout

    the universe can't really maintain this magnitude of horrible for much longer

    It can

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    get better fallout

    the universe can't really maintain this magnitude of horrible for much longer

    It can

    boy howdy can it ever

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I think it's funny when a guy makes a thread or a post about how badly things are going for him

    and amidst all the sympathy and well-wishing there are a few guys who are always liker "yeah that blows man boy I have been there I tell you what and from there things only got worse for me"

    can't stand to see other people dealing with more than you

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    pfft well if you weren't such bad people, pony and munkus, these things wouldn't happen to you

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    hey are you guys having a pity party in here oh do you mind if I butt in I just need to reach over here and uh by the way the other day I was having a bad day myself and blahblahblah

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    shank what is this you're pulling

    why are your observations necessary here

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I had a bad day once.

    Oh wait no that was somebody else.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I think it's funny when a guy makes a thread or a post about how badly things are going for him

    and amidst all the sympathy and well-wishing there are a few guys who are always liker "yeah that blows man boy I have been there I tell you what and from there things only got worse for me"

    can't stand to see other people dealing with more than you

    which pretty much no one has done

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm more inclined to say the santorum of my rape victims tastes lke candy. When I mix it wth their tears, anyway.

    Oh man, that's hilarious, way to make awesome jokes, dude.

    What is this... sarcasm you wield? Is it a powerful beast?
    And the parade of hits just keeps coming.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    I think it's funny when a guy makes a thread or a post about how badly things are going for him

    and amidst all the sympathy and well-wishing there are a few guys who are always liker "yeah that blows man boy I have been there I tell you what and from there things only got worse for me"

    can't stand to see other people dealing with more than you

    which pretty much no one has done

    couple people

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ladies and gentlemen it is time to do the Shane-kill Butchaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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