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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pipe maybe you shouldn't be such a girl about getting your wisdom teeth out.

    It's a day of legal drugs!

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Pipe maybe you shouldn't be such a girl about getting your wisdom teeth out.

    It's a day of legal drugs!

    Nothing like tripping balls on vicoden in front of your family.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    what am I going to eat that is protein?

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    peanut butter, dummy

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    I have a nice blood blister right on the tip of my middle finger

    It hurts to type the letter I

    owww

    maybe if you weren't an egotistical douchebag

    niiice

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The only thing that consoles me about all the dental bullshit I've gone through is the amount of painkillers they've given me

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    semen

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    fallout thread

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    peanut butter, dummy

    no that would be awful

    I have very little tongue-manipulation and I have no idea how I could get peanut butter from the tip of my tongue to being swallowed

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    milkshakes

    made from semen

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My last dentist refused to put me under for it, despite my repeatedly requesting it.
    he said he can only do it if they're impacted and mine weren't.

    In the middle of the procedure he goes "Oh. Hmmm"
    Then spends the next 2 hours sawing my teeth out.
    Afterwards: "Hey, turns out they were impacted"

    Then writes me the wrong prescription for pain meds which has me violently vomiting for 2 days.

    Needless to say, didn't go back to that fuck.
    :|

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh man dry socket was the best

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    I have a nice blood blister right on the tip of my middle finger

    It hurts to type the letter I

    owww

    maybe if you weren't an egotistical douchebag

    words with the letter I

    "Swill"
    "is"
    "bitchin"

    also the phrase "blood blister I got at climbing"

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    what am I going to eat that is protein?

    Paté.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    I have a nice blood blister right on the tip of my middle finger

    It hurts to type the letter I

    owww

    maybe if you weren't an egotistical douchebag

    words with the letter I

    "Swill"
    "is"
    "bitchin"

    also the phrase "blood blister I got at climbing"

    Well if you can't write that try, he's a dumb fuck.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    these things you say

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh, chopped liver :D

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    I have a nice blood blister right on the tip of my middle finger

    It hurts to type the letter I

    owww

    maybe if you weren't an egotistical douchebag

    words with the letter I

    "Swill"
    "is"
    "bitchin"

    also the phrase "blood blister I got at climbing"

    Well if you can't write that try, he's a dumb fuck.

    I use my middle finger to write "fuck", too

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Pipe maybe you shouldn't be such a girl about getting your wisdom teeth out.

    It's a day of legal drugs!

    what are you

    what are you even talking about

    #pipe on
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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    now I really want some chopped liver and I don't have any

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    neville wrote: »
    My last dentist refused to put me under for it, despite my repeatedly requesting it.
    he said he can only do it if they're impacted and mine weren't.

    In the middle of the procedure he goes "Oh. Hmmm"
    Then spends the next 2 hours sawing my teeth out.
    Afterwards: "Hey, turns out they were impacted"

    Then writes me the wrong prescription for pain meds which has me violently vomiting for 2 days.

    Needless to say, didn't go back to that fuck.
    :|

    I remember some twat started drilling me and I wasn't completely frozen. Needless to say I flinched.

    His reaction: "Don't ever do that!"

    I was like: "You're drilling my tooth and my body is telling me that it hurts. What do you expect me to do? Wait until I get really angry and kick you out the window?"

    They decided to freeze me more and utter something about novocaine not being as effective as it used to be.

    That was the last time I went to him. I got me a nice dentist with big cans now.

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    thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Wisdom teeth aint shit.

    This summer I had my face peeled off, jaw broken into three pieces, and screwed back together, followed by three weeks in a haze of pain killers and food visions.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ok but wisdom teeth is a common surgery and I figured there would be more stories for people to share

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    thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Look I am just sensitive about this kind of thing.

    My wisdom teeth experience really wasn't all that bad. Went out while they did it, got home without any real swelling, and was fine after two or three days.

    Most of my friends took it pretty easy too.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ok but wisdom teeth is a common surgery and I figured there would be more stories for people to share

    Me getting my wisdom teeth led to me talking to Mrs. Hunter the first time in highschool because I had to do a make-up lab in chemistry and so did she.

    It still sucked ass though. Enjoy the drugs.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Getting my wisdom teeth out is apparently the first thing I'm going to get done once I go home for Christmas

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    neville wrote: »
    My last dentist refused to put me under for it, despite my repeatedly requesting it.
    he said he can only do it if they're impacted and mine weren't.

    In the middle of the procedure he goes "Oh. Hmmm"
    Then spends the next 2 hours sawing my teeth out.
    Afterwards: "Hey, turns out they were impacted"

    Then writes me the wrong prescription for pain meds which has me violently vomiting for 2 days.

    Needless to say, didn't go back to that fuck.
    :|

    I bet you ran over his cat or something and never realized it but he saw your license plate and noticed it outside his office when you came in many months later.

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    Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So when I got my wisdom teeth removed, I obviously got all drugged up and whatnot.
    So when I got out, I was singing. Like, I sang during the whole ride home. All kinds of things, but none of them with actual words. I mostly just moaned melodically.
    Anyways, my mom decides it would be a great idea to go get ice cream.
    We stop, she walks in, gets some ice cream.
    Brings it back.
    I eat a tiny bit, then realize that the ice cream is not reacting well with all the blood I have digested during the operation.

    So, in front of a group of 20, mostly kids with their families,
    The teenager singing gibberish and stumbling around threw up blood all over the place.
    Horrified eyes pursued me.
    They may have believed me a demon.

    Children's lives were changed that day.

    Also, with the wisdom teeth, do not use straws. I drank a milkshake with a straw, sucked the clots out of the holes they drilled. My world was pain for weeks. Terrible.

    Hm.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yeah I've been warned away from straws by like 100 people now

    that sounds awful


    also I stopped bleeding after half an hour with wet teabags in my mouth (boy that's ripe for a joke innit)

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    Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vicodin. Ugh. I slept like 20 hours a day.

    I woke only to feast.
    And poop.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I diarrhea'd right before the operation

    I was worried I would shit myself under the anesthetic

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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Marth wrote: »
    I wish they had let me keep my wisdom teeth when I got them out. I also got all four canines taken out, so 8 teeth altogether. I won't complain since I had anesthesia during the procedure.

    Although I didn't do any wacky stuff after it was over. I went home and played Blitz: The League II and changed out my gauze when needed.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Marth wrote: »
    Marth wrote: »
    I wish they had let me keep my wisdom teeth when I got them out. I also got all four canines taken out, so 8 teeth altogether. I won't complain since I had anesthesia during the procedure.

    Although I didn't do any wacky stuff after it was over. I went home and played Blitz: The League II and changed out my gauze when needed.

    yeah I just posted all day and bitched about my painful mouth :D

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    my ice pack is warm now :(

    now I don't get an ice pack til it's cold again

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    Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    No ice cubes?
    Wrap 'em in a napkin.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    my ice pack is warm now :(

    now I don't get an ice pack til it's cold again

    You don't keep peas in your freezer?

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no the ice pack I like is like a freezie
    it doesn't actually freeze but its super cold :)

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I could only eat applesauce

    Icecream was too cold, soup was too hot, mashed potatoes were too ''thick''

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yeah mashed potatoes is borderline, I'm definitely not going to try peanut butter

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    applesauce is weird

    #pipe on
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