Is America invading Sweden right now? No one is reachable by phone so this seems like a good explanation.
Fuck you America, I will fight back.
Invading? No. If we were invading, we'd have been talking shit for at least a month before about how dangerous Sweden was and how bad we were about to fuck you guys up.
The CIA probably just sponsored a military coup for a vicious pro-American dictator.
So, what you saying is that you're shit outta luck then, eh?
See dawgs I just negged her so she'll be all up on my dick in no time for sure
Aww girl you know I'm just messing
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edited October 2009
Looks like time for left over Hoi Sin Pork.
Although first I need to make my bed, as my clean bedding is currently scattered across the couch in an effort to make me sort it out before I try and watch the teevee.
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Hakks just pursue other venues for getting your bone on already. :P
I tried to go out and meet people last night, but my only avenue to information about parties or whatnot come form the girls, and half of them went home and the other half were like "no we're not partying we have exams this week"
I went to my housemate's boyfriend's place with them but it was boring and there weren't many people there (and those who were were...ick), they were just playing beer pong
Hakks just pursue other venues for getting your bone on already. :P
I tried to go out and meet people last night, but my only avenue to information about parties or whatnot come form the girls, and half of them went home and the other half were like "no we're not partying we have exams this week"
I went to my housemate's boyfriend's place with them but it was boring and there weren't many people there (and those who were were...ick), they were just playing beer pong
And then when i got back home i was sexiled
walk around with no shirt
you'll get sex in some form or another soon enough
I tried to go out and meet people last night, but my only avenue to information about parties or whatnot come form the girls, and half of them went home and the other half were like "no we're not partying we have exams this week"
I went to my housemate's boyfriend's place with them but it was boring and there weren't many people there (and those who were were...ick), they were just playing beer pong
And then when i got back home i was sexiled
Just pick up on the cuties in your classes.
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
edited October 2009
Seriously though I need my phone service back up right now, time is running out for drinking these beers tonight.
Hakks just pursue other venues for getting your bone on already. :P
I tried to go out and meet people last night, but my only avenue to information about parties or whatnot come form the girls, and half of them went home and the other half were like "no we're not partying we have exams this week"
I went to my housemate's boyfriend's place with them but it was boring and there weren't many people there (and those who were were...ick), they were just playing beer pong
And then when i got back home i was sexiled
Sexiled? Is that like being exiled but to a place where you must have sex with Elendil?
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i had the best pork last night
at this cuban restaurant
go cuba!
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"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
So, DiRT 2 is good, but very Xtreem. Plus bizarrely it has spoken names for Clive, Cody and Connor but not Colin, despite it being Colin McRae's DiRT 2.
Hakks just pursue other venues for getting your bone on already. :P
I tried to go out and meet people last night, but my only avenue to information about parties or whatnot come form the girls, and half of them went home and the other half were like "no we're not partying we have exams this week"
I went to my housemate's boyfriend's place with them but it was boring and there weren't many people there (and those who were were...ick), they were just playing beer pong
And then when i got back home i was sexiled
Sexiled? Is that like being exiled but to a place where you must have sex with Elendil?
Yes, like the Elves exiled to Middle Earth, longing for the Grey Havens
Mojo how weird have I made you look on Facebook to people who know you?
I think you've successfully sabotaged my cinema trip. Fucker.
See what the internet has really given us is the ability to impose social exhile from across the seas.
Also, Space: Above and Beyond is as good as I remember it being. Only now I have the entire series and Australian TV can't ruin it for me but not screening anything ever. Fuck you channel 7!
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
I don't know, if Hakks gets some then what would we chat about in here?
How Hakks is sublimely happy!
But it will never happen anyway
I have a strategy for you. It is called "dating." You see, you ask people around you that you are attracted to if they would like to go do things with you.
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Unless I'm a fox, right? :winky:
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Fuck you America, I will fight back.
at this cuban restaurant
go cuba!
And you are so I am right as usual.
Invading? No. If we were invading, we'd have been talking shit for at least a month before about how dangerous Sweden was and how bad we were about to fuck you guys up.
The CIA probably just sponsored a military coup for a vicious pro-American dictator.
So, what you saying is that you're shit outta luck then, eh?
Although first I need to make my bed, as my clean bedding is currently scattered across the couch in an effort to make me sort it out before I try and watch the teevee.
There aren't even enough to go around for us! How can we give what we do not have!
To late Honk, I am already behind you.
did we lose?
and there were a lot of shirtless really muscly dudes
What? Man, go out and get laid, tonight. Do it.
Start right now. Go.
I tried to go out and meet people last night, but my only avenue to information about parties or whatnot come form the girls, and half of them went home and the other half were like "no we're not partying we have exams this week"
I went to my housemate's boyfriend's place with them but it was boring and there weren't many people there (and those who were were...ick), they were just playing beer pong
And then when i got back home i was sexiled
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but I'm busy!
walk around with no shirt
you'll get sex in some form or another soon enough
Just pick up on the cuties in your classes.
There's always SOMEONE around here who can't get any.
Sexiled? Is that like being exiled but to a place where you must have sex with Elendil?
How Hakks is sublimely happy!
But it will never happen anyway
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Unless you are busy inserting your penis into a woman's quivering vagina I do not want to hear it mister!
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"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
A fate worse than death.
Quit staring at my Jewcar.
*slit*
mfff mfff fmaaaaaaah....
I think you've successfully sabotaged my cinema trip. Fucker.
Dammit it's only like $220 for a round trip between New York and Seattle. That is insane.
It costs like twice that to get to California.
Yes, like the Elves exiled to Middle Earth, longing for the Grey Havens
I may have butchered LOTR myth
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*giggles manically* All your Sweden belongs to US!
See what the internet has really given us is the ability to impose social exhile from across the seas.
Also, Space: Above and Beyond is as good as I remember it being. Only now I have the entire series and Australian TV can't ruin it for me but not screening anything ever. Fuck you channel 7!
Is this like crazy nobody-is-flying time or something?
I like that piece of word play!
I have a strategy for you. It is called "dating." You see, you ask people around you that you are attracted to if they would like to go do things with you.
but they're listening to every word I say