If I pitch in can we upgrade to a bigger Emoboat? Preferably one with a cooler?
I've got the conundrum where I want to hang out with people, but I also don't really want to talk to them or hear about what's going on in their lives.
I think I've hit "sophomore year of highschool emo" about 4 years too late.
If I pitch in can we upgrade to a bigger Emoboat? Preferably one with a cooler?
I've got the conundrum where I want to hang out with people, but I also don't really want to talk to them or hear about what's going on in their lives.
I think I've hit "sophomore year of highschool emo" about 4 years too late.
Please deposit more tokens
Emoboat has been upgraded to Emobrig
* Gained Cooler!
* Gained new Crewmember!
* Gained Cabin Boy and Resident Scurvyman, Loomdun!
BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
I'm sure I can manage both. ND will, of course, want a Lexxmopolitan. Fug, I will have to design a new drink called PUNCH. It may or may not involve actual punch. We'll see what I can come up with.
oh shit, I agreed with Loomdun, paradox, NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooofuckyouooooooooooooooooo *pop*
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BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
Pleased to make your acquaintance, oh you'll take my coat? How very kind. Oh don't worry, you don't have to take it slow with me. Oh no, it's the full moon!
srsizzy on
BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
I JUST GOT THE GREATEST IDEA, i'll stay up for 24 hours again, and this time it will be 7, so once I go to sleep, i'll wake up at like 5 to 6 AM, and then everything will be fixed
my favorite two posts ever
except theres a problem
my puppet is a grizzly bear
I am jealous.
Can you imagine if your hand could really turn into a grizzly bear? Oh the power. The sweet, delicious, cream-filled power.
Which is basically what Plankton said when he became a male prostitute.
[edit] Oh God, I just encountered the best British-hooker-spy-assassin name ever:
Tabitha Blades
it's a real name
srsizzy on
BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
I'm sure I can manage both. ND will, of course, want a Lexxmopolitan. Fug, I will have to design a new drink called PUNCH. It may or may not involve actual punch. We'll see what I can come up with.
And by punch she means she'll smash her fists into your face until you are incoherent.
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Well
not really cold
around 50
It's cold for Texas, but cool for most other places
I have put on a sweater and am heading out now
I've got the conundrum where I want to hang out with people, but I also don't really want to talk to them or hear about what's going on in their lives.
I think I've hit "sophomore year of highschool emo" about 4 years too late.
see you in 5
bring a dog
I don't care whose
Next we'll be adding tennis courts and ballrooms and it'll turn into an EmoCruiseliner.
Please deposit more tokens
Emoboat has been upgraded to Emobrig
* Gained Cooler!
* Gained new Crewmember!
* Gained Cabin Boy and Resident Scurvyman, Loomdun!
Slippery slope!
Excuse me.
Who the fuck is the captain of this ship?
Who. The. Fuck??
Don't cross me again, Bro-Robe, or I'll have you captain the barnacles under me ship.
AHAHAHAHAHA
It is Comedy Night, indeed.
screw you guys im gonna be over here
captaining the HMS Bleak Outlook
Unless you guys want a bartender.
I make some pretty mean dranks.
indeed
I have heard those are good.
Maybe if you need that extra kick you could squeeze a lemon into your eye.
what do i doooo
oh shit, I agreed with Loomdun, paradox, NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooofuckyouooooooooooooooooo *pop*
...is...is it you, Loom?
Lefty Fitzgerald.
Pleased to make your acquaintance, oh you'll take my coat? How very kind. Oh don't worry, you don't have to take it slow with me. Oh no, it's the full moon!
except theres a problem
my puppet is a grizzly bear
I just made it AMAZING with splash of raspberry liqueur. It tastes like rainbow sherbet now. SO GOOD.
do i fit in yet
Can you imagine if your hand could really turn into a grizzly bear? Oh the power. The sweet, delicious, cream-filled power.
Which is basically what Plankton said when he became a male prostitute.
[edit] Oh God, I just encountered the best British-hooker-spy-assassin name ever:
Tabitha Blades
it's a real name
And by punch she means she'll smash her fists into your face until you are incoherent.
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