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I do hereby propose

The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hopRegistered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
that all meaningful activity before 9 am be outlawed.

I'm talking jobs, I'm talking school, I'm talking fucking breakfast, etc. -- absolutely nothing should be happening before 9 am. Can you tell me one thing that I can do at 7 am that I can't do at 9 am? No -- you can't, that's why doing things before 9 am is ridiculous.

I will accept that sometimes

(a) travel
(b) getting busy aka fooling around

is good before 9 am -- absolutely nothing else.

So this is what I propose -- doing anything before 9 am will be illegal, penalized by a heavy price and possible jail time if you actually expect other people to join in your mad cap schemes. The rest of us will sleep, eat, and shower in those times, but we will definitely not work, study, or do anything productive. I think this is an issue that not only affects all of us, but everyone who matters as well. I hope you will join me in sleeping in for a better tomorrow, and to those people who wake up early -- fuck you, I hate you, I hope you know you're the reason no one enjoys life.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think I'd rather Siesta.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    nah that's retarded

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    nah that's retarded
    WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AT 8:30 AM THAT COULDN'T WAIT, HUH?

    MR. COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    I actually go to sleep at around 9, 9:30 am

    I'd be missing out on like 90% of my day

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Reading the paper with a hot drink while the sun rises feels nice. I only ever seem to do that in hotels though.

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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Eat waffles.

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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm with Knob (giggity).

    I aim to be in bed by 10 a.m. at the latest. I'd rather get my 7 a.m. breakfast and some cigarette in my system before that happens.

    Schedule nazi.

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    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    *sigh*

    Always a bridesmaid, but never a bride...

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    I actually go to sleep at around 9, 9:30 am

    I'd be missing out on like 90% of my day
    Well we'll just move you over to some other time zone or something and then forget you ever existed, because obviously this proposal isn't for you.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i propose that i scoop out your eyeballs with my house key and scramble them like eggs for brunch

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    When does "before 9AM" start

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    Oh man, now I'm hungry again. :x

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    When does "before 9AM" start

    I'd wager midnight since that's when the new day begins.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    When does "before 9AM" start
    Dude you got a fucking watch, use it man. Do we have to go like first grade again and tell you the difference between the big and the little hand?

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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bogey!

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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Waffles, Bogey. They are calling you. Answer them.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    AHH!

    Linksville: That is such an excellent idea!

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah I'm pretty hungry too but I have nothing to eat here and I really don't want to go to wherever the fuck I can go at 4:15AM, and I'm pretty poor anyway

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Oh man, now I'm hungry again. :x

    Care for scrambled eggs?

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Oh man, now I'm hungry again. :x

    Care for scrambled eggs?
    Make sure the eyes aren't too runny.

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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fuck this. I'm making waffles.

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    When does "before 9AM" start
    Dude you got a fucking watch, use it man. Do we have to go like first grade again and tell you the difference between the big and the little hand?

    So what, you mean at like midnight? Is that when you are starting "before 9am" because fuck you man, I'm up until way past that doing shit

    You are dumb this idea is dumb

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    I actually go to sleep at around 9, 9:30 am

    I'd be missing out on like 90% of my day
    Well we'll just move you over to some other time zone or something and then forget you ever existed, because obviously this proposal isn't for you.

    I'm with Knob on this.

    You fuckers who can't handle a 2nd or 3rd shift job are all gigantic, pink posy-smelling fucking pussies. Why don't you just go put on a dress and some panties and cut your balls off with a pair of fucking nail clippers?

    Here's something I can do before 9am: GET OUT OF WORK FOR THE DAY. Eat a bag of that shit.

    Here's something else I can do before 9am: FUCK YOUR MOTHER RAW IN THE ASS. TWICE.

    Now go stick your limp-dicked "proposal" up your ass, Mary-Jane and go put on your pink, frilly panties.

    NIGHT SHIFT 4 LYFE

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    I actually go to sleep at around 9, 9:30 am

    I'd be missing out on like 90% of my day
    Well we'll just move you over to some other time zone or something and then forget you ever existed, because obviously this proposal isn't for you.

    i submit that this proposal is for layabouts that don't have the drive to get out of bed

    boooooo it is morning booo i want to sleep for thirteen hours a day etc

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    Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    When does "before 9AM" start
    Dude you got a fucking watch, use it man. Do we have to go like first grade again and tell you the difference between the big and the little hand?
    He's asking what the window of time is for this little dictatorship you're imposing. And now you're going to get mad cause dictators are assumed to be bad people and you think I'm calling you a mean person by comparison.

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Goddamnit now i'm hungry. We don't have waffles either. DAMNIT!

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    When does "before 9AM" start
    Dude you got a fucking watch, use it man. Do we have to go like first grade again and tell you the difference between the big and the little hand?

    So what, you mean at like midnight? Is that when you are starting "before 9am" because fuck you man, I'm up until way past that doing shit

    You are dumb this idea is dumb
    No jesus man before 9 am what is so hard to figure out about this.

    Have you ever had a class at 8 am?
    ILLEGAL

    Have you ever had to go to work at 7:30 am?
    ILLEGAL

    Have you ever had to meet with someone for some trivial reason at 8:30 am?
    ILLEGAL

    I'm seriously more than a little shocked a the opposition I'm facing here.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    pk and i are the people that make sure the world doesn't shut down while everyone else is snug in their beds

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm staring a job that starts at 7am in the face right now.

    I would be off of work at 4pm everyday with an hour lunch.

    I hesitate to take it because I've had jobs that start that early and they suck

    But...more money

    Argh

    :(

    I support this motion because it makes a descision for me that I don't want to make thus allowing me to puss out.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Oh man, now I'm hungry again. :x

    Care for scrambled eggs?
    Make sure the eyes aren't too runny.

    I have not seen a more perfect post in a very long time

    Next time you're in Ventura for whatever reason one might be compelled to visit such an area as this I will buy you the appropriate meal of the day (if i can afford it)

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    When does "before 9AM" start
    Dude you got a fucking watch, use it man. Do we have to go like first grade again and tell you the difference between the big and the little hand?

    So what, you mean at like midnight? Is that when you are starting "before 9am" because fuck you man, I'm up until way past that doing shit

    You are dumb this idea is dumb
    No jesus man before 9 am what is so hard to figure out about this.

    Have you ever had a class at 8 am?
    ILLEGAL

    Have you ever had to go to work at 7:30 am?
    ILLEGAL

    Have you ever had to meet with someone for some trivial reason at 8:30 am?
    ILLEGAL

    I'm seriously more than a little shocked a the opposition I'm facing here.


    WHEN DOES THE ILLEGALITY GO INTO EFFECT

    BECAUSE 6PM TUESDAY IS BEFORE 9AM WEDNESDAY

    THAT IS THE QUESTION YOU THICK SACK OF SHIT

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    I actually go to sleep at around 9, 9:30 am

    I'd be missing out on like 90% of my day
    Well we'll just move you over to some other time zone or something and then forget you ever existed, because obviously this proposal isn't for you.

    I'm with Knob on this.

    You fuckers who can't handle a 2nd or 3rd shift job are all gigantic, pink posy-smelling fucking pussies. Why don't you just go put on a dress and some panties and cut your balls off with a pair of fucking nail clippers?

    Here's something I can do before 9am: GET OUT OF WORK FOR THE DAY. Eat a bag of that shit.

    Here's something else I can do before 9am: FUCK YOUR MOTHER RAW IN THE ASS. TWICE.

    Now go stick your limp-dicked "proposal" up your ass, Mary-Jane and go put on your pink, frilly panties.

    NIGHT SHIFT 4 LYFE
    I

    I'm

    I'm a little at a loss.
    I thought it was a modest proposal.

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I like this proposal here.

    You shouldn't be expected to function well at a math class that starts at 8:00 am. Ugh.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    WHEN DOES THE ILLEGALITY GO INTO EFFECT

    BECAUSE 6PM TUESDAY IS BEFORE 9AM WEDNESDAY

    THAT IS THE QUESTION YOU THICK SACK OF SHIT
    GODDAMMIT KNOB YOU'RE OVERTHINKING THIS SHIT!

    I just want to sleep in, and all you other motherfuckers trying to fuck that up should just go to jail. Is it that hard to fucking wrap your head around?

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery are you fucking dense

    Nothing should start BEFORE 9AM ????

    OK SO WHEN DOES THAT START

    6AM? 1AM? 1AM is before 9AM

    Midnight is before 9AM

    Goddammit

    And if you have something that "early," just adjust your sleep schedule, it's not hard.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rehab wrote: »
    I like this proposal here.

    You shouldn't be expected to function well at a math class that starts at 8:00 am. Ugh.
    ^^ moving the movement ^^

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I thought it was pretty straightfoward.

    No meaningful activity before 9:00 am on that day as you are waking up.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery are you fucking dense

    Nothing should start BEFORE 9AM ????

    OK SO WHEN DOES THAT START

    6AM? 1AM? 1AM is before 9AM

    Midnight is before 9AM

    Goddammit

    And if you have something that "early," just adjust your sleep schedule, it's not hard.
    Connundrum -- bars close at 2 am, work starts at 6 am -- you think I should suddenly start aggressively backing my schedule away from 2 am? Come on man...

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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    pk and i are the people that make sure the world doesn't shut down while everyone else is snug in their beds

    I guess we people who work all night making food for people who make sure the world doesn't shut down while everyone else is snug in their beds don't count?

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    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    oogmar wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    pk and i are the people that make sure the world doesn't shut down while everyone else is snug in their beds

    I guess we people who work all night making food for people who make sure the world doesn't shut down while everyone else is snug in their beds don't count?

    me and pk being representatives of the entirety of the late night workforce in this scenario

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