The GeekOh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited March 2007
One time I stayed at a fancy hotel that had fancy glycerine soap in the bathroom. I took home one of the unopened bars. It was nice enough for a while with a fresh smell, but eventually the good smells of the soap wore out somehow and then the soap just smelled like gravy.
My ex girlfriend(also Ex-wife) the same one who did the pimple popping thing, also liked to fart during sex. And I don't mean like pussy fart, I mean like she'd do that first, then she'd real fart, and think I couldn't tell the difference.
My favorite part of FF12 is the fact that there are no earth spells, and one water spell. Also, in the late game enemies are usually weak to earth or water.
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i went to the store and the chick at the register had nasty ass pimple stuff on her cheeks
like it was a big patch of brownish mountains on each cheek and it looked like she tried popping on because it was pink and looked like a peeled scab and i expected puss to start squirting from it like in a movie or something
i bet she was a tweaker
total tweaker acne
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jackfaces
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
I agree about the sex ed thing, the first time a pussy fart happened we both stopped, and were like "Woah, what the hell was that?"
So apparently female sex ed isn't much better.
Of course this is a girl who, before we were not embarrassed to go into a sex store, used a tooth brush holder to masturbate, and the top popped off inside her.
The last thing I heard was a 'pop' and then a few seconds later her crying.
Of course this is a girl who, before we were not embarrassed to go into a sex store, used a tooth brush holder to masturbate, and the top popped off inside her.
The last thing I heard was a 'pop' and then a few seconds later her crying.
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It was funny as hell.
Seriously, I was laughing so hard.
Well, I mean...queefs aren't exactly covered in sex ed.
Secret Satan
sex ed should be a lot better than it is
there's all sorts of stuff they should teach that they just won't
they should cover stuff like queefs
stuff that would be weird and potentially gross to people who don't know what they are.
And today students we are going to show you the Rusty Trombone!
No no no...not sex tricks.
But things like female ejaculation...stuff that would totally weird out anyone who hadn't heard about it beforehand.
Secret Satan
oh god you're peeing on me stop it
Where's the fun in that? I want my sexual encounters to be like a game of Guess Who.
Except it will be called Guess My Nethers.
And the winner gets chlamydia.
Or, well, hand.
Cuz damn son gotta get yours."
i remember when i was like 16
girl i was doing was like a year older than me
and she's like "i can't keep going, i'm tired"
and i'm like np
so i go to finish myself off and she's like "ew gross"
what the hell bitch
i just had that slammin your cootch and still would be if you weren't just a skinny cunt with no muscle mass or consitution
oh it's gross because i'm basically jerkin' next to you
well shit are you going to help a man out?
no?
well fine then
honestly, i've had that come up a couple times and there was never an issue where they weren't just like "finish me off and let's cuddle"
yes, exactly
that is the correct response
not ew gross i'm not doing that
bitch what are you self-centered
it's not all about you
they keep mispronouncing marquis
also
i hate having to run around to restore MP
honestly, there's a good chance given situation and liquor i would nail a viera
EDIT: kovak, i think there's a magic leech spell, but i can't remember what it's called right now
We weren't here to keep talking about porn.
Someone page Knob and Pony and Oogs so that we can get this shit rolling again.
like it was a big patch of brownish mountains on each cheek and it looked like she tried popping on because it was pink and looked like a peeled scab and i expected puss to start squirting from it like in a movie or something
i bet she was a tweaker
total tweaker acne
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
So apparently female sex ed isn't much better.
Of course this is a girl who, before we were not embarrassed to go into a sex store, used a tooth brush holder to masturbate, and the top popped off inside her.
The last thing I heard was a 'pop' and then a few seconds later her crying.
Good times.
...Gooood times.
excuse me, but you got a body built for porn
i think it will work wonders
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Her mother never could understand why she wrapped all the tops of the bottles in saran wrap.
She had four or five of them of various lengths and widths.
I told her just to buy a fucking dildo, it wouldn't look as stupid.
hold on to her
never let her go
what the fuck
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
what kind of asshole are you?
cuddles are very nice sometimes, dogg