My assumption is a lot more girls will be there this year than last, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. I'd like to see some lady ass-kicking going on.
All the things that bore the mother &^&%ing hell out of me. I mean they work on most girls if done right. But who wants most girls. So I am blah blah blahing around here. You think this is sad. Good for you. Thanks for making a contribution. Door is to your left.
Just think about any girl who would take that post seriously, knob. How increadibly socially dumb and probably retarded she would have to be.
That would be his punishment for posting it.
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If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
All the things that bore the mother &^&%ing hell out of me. I mean they work on most girls if done right. But who wants most girls. So I am blah blah blahing around here. You think this is sad. Good for you. Thanks for making a contribution. Door is to your left.
So... Um... I still can't make myself care about what you ghuys are saying about me being desperate. funny I keep thinking I want to respond but I'm just not motivated. I usually smell like peanut butter.
As PAX is a mere few days away. Here is some ettiquite to go by to gain the respect of the women going.
1. BATH GODDAMNIT- Smell is a huge factor. If you smell like the bottom of a dumpster, or people can see their reflection from the shine on your forehead, chances are your not going to get with in speaking distance to her.
2. Deodorant- See above. You should apply this once a day, NOT once a week.
3. Don't pant!- Your not an english terrier. You have the ability to breath though your nose! You have the ability to breath softly and steadly! Use these ablities and close your mouth before something flies in.
4. Brush your teeth. The caution tape yellow is not attractive. Nor is the beef jerky thats been stuck in your teeth for the last 2 months.
5. Limit random speech. If she want to hear about your chewbacca lolipop collection she'll ask. Ask about her. And don't play twenty questions. When she says something, say something back.(on topic)
6. Smile. I know your contemplating lifes mysteries. But the furrowed brow thing doesn't send the right message.
As PAX is a mere few days away. Here is a tip for the average
(read: desperate) gamer on how to attract/not repulse a girl.
1. BATH GODDAMNIT- Smell is a huge factor. If you smell like the bottom of a dumpster, or people can see their reflection from the shine on your forehead, chances are your not going to get with in speaking distance to her.
2. Deodorant- See above. You should apply this once a day, NOT once a week.
3. Don't pant!- Your not an english terrier. You have the ability to breath though your nose! You have the ability to breath softly and steadly! Use these ablities and close your mouth before something flies in.
4. Brush your teeth. The caution tape yellow is not attractive. Nor is the beef jerky thats been stuck in your teeth for the last 2 months.
5. Limit random speech. If she want to hear about your chewbacca lolipop collection she'll ask. Ask about her. And don't play twenty questions. When she says something, say something back.(on topic)
6. Smile. I know your contemplating lifes mysteries. But the furrowed brow thing doesn't send the right message.
Everybody pay attention to that post. If you bathe and wear deoderant, hot babes will flock to you. Seriously. Try it,you'll see. Smelling nicely is a great aphrodisiac.
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If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
or, like, you could try to not treat girls as an alien race and just be god damn civil. if anything write a general list of etiquette, with bathing and not smelling like ass at the very top. that will make everyone happy, and isn't stupid like a checklist of how to make a gamer with tits like you.
i can tell you now that girls are not going to be there looking for boys to sex (unless it's mike or jerry :winky: ). there will be things like games and fellow gamers to hang out with that are much more appealing.
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Like he had such a sterling, unbesmirchable reputation to begin with
If you ever want to piss off a girl you're playing DDR with, pick Waka Laka and stare.
and if you want to creep her out, be a 40 year old guy and offer to pay for her to play again. *shudder*
oh, wait, it wouldn't happen!
It was a Charles Bukowski reference, you philistine.
But sorry ladies I am not in any of those pictures. So I am not the handsome guy with the pony tail. :-(
I look like a skinnier john leguizamo. And he is pretty skinny to begin with, ( I sence a locking) so whatever.
And I am one notch less hairy then Robin Williams.
Below is a pic of me and my brother. I am the one on the right. He's adopted.
DID YOU JUST POST A PERSONAL AD?
That is the saddest thing I have ever seen
Because you're sad guy who is trying to pick up girls over a message board?
No not trying to pick up.
If I was trying to pick up I would be doing this http://www.pickupguide.com/ out and about where I works.
Nuerolinguistic programing. Clothing. kinesthetics blah blah blah.
All the things that bore the mother &^&%ing hell out of me. I mean they work on most girls if done right. But who wants most girls. So I am blah blah blahing around here. You think this is sad. Good for you. Thanks for making a contribution. Door is to your left.
That would be his punishment for posting it.
shut up
But god damn...
All this fighting, got a smile on my face.
Is that what that smell is?
And to think I thought it was the smell of love
ew
it's all over your pants too.
Man.
I am a philistine.
Maybe...
But you still come here.
its like watxhing a train wreck in slow motion. At first your facinated and then horrified.
Yeah,
but you don't call 911 for help.
You just add anything that will make the fire bigger.
thats a really acurate representation.
Punch Line... now that's a thought.
1. BATH GODDAMNIT- Smell is a huge factor. If you smell like the bottom of a dumpster, or people can see their reflection from the shine on your forehead, chances are your not going to get with in speaking distance to her.
2. Deodorant- See above. You should apply this once a day, NOT once a week.
3. Don't pant!- Your not an english terrier. You have the ability to breath though your nose! You have the ability to breath softly and steadly! Use these ablities and close your mouth before something flies in.
4. Brush your teeth. The caution tape yellow is not attractive. Nor is the beef jerky thats been stuck in your teeth for the last 2 months.
5. Limit random speech. If she want to hear about your chewbacca lolipop collection she'll ask. Ask about her. And don't play twenty questions. When she says something, say something back.(on topic)
6. Smile. I know your contemplating lifes mysteries. But the furrowed brow thing doesn't send the right message.
::Edited for jinx FD approval::
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
YOU
FUCKING
IDIOT
Everybody pay attention to that post. If you bathe and wear deoderant, hot babes will flock to you. Seriously. Try it,you'll see. Smelling nicely is a great aphrodisiac.
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i can tell you now that girls are not going to be there looking for boys to sex (unless it's mike or jerry :winky: ). there will be things like games and fellow gamers to hang out with that are much more appealing.