ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited November 2009
no escape
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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could you quit hounding me for like
a day
Yeah you are, you do your magic trick that is called emailing them to your girlfriend.
And like magic things look better.
Satans..... hints.....
when you talk to me you are getting 100% unvarnished me
yeah, I really like spider-man and dragon ball z and a lot of other goofy shit and if you have a problem with that, peace
could be why it took me so long to find a girl
but, you know, I found a girl who is completely all about me being me, and that's awesome
your mileage may vary
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
goodness yes
I mean I sort of got her into them with the shit I had laying around but now she's hells of into wonder woman and she likes the buffy comics
I mean she's still a girl about it but what can you do
Man fuck that
next thing you know she'll want to drive
where does it end, Blake?
Right, Blake?
Blake?
I post a picture of me, for the first time on SE++, and I get a lurker friending me on facebook
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
that was actually zero filters
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
how do you pull off natural lens-flare
by having the right kind of lens with the sun (or a strong light source) in the right position
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
At least mine are just a slight discolouration on my chest and not the horrible scars they could have been
And it seems I picked up a stalker on Okcupid
man don't give me that technical stuff I was being sassy
I always shave one leg down and say it is a new prosthetic. People are blown away by modern medicine
fiz this was aces
well I mean
the photoshop render lens flare filter is based on a real thing so
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Perhaps. Nobody hypes you up in the forum battle like I do though.
You create a natural lens flare by properly positioning your giant 3d text under a light source.
goddammit I know that pipe don't make me strike you
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
By "leg" you mean "testicle", don't you?
like, could you yell at someone, "I'M A STRIKE YOU, BITCH" and not start giggling
I must know
I could
I would giggle later though
Man if you want to pay for taxis like a chump you can, but I want to be chauffeur driven around while roaring drunk please.
I mean it's not like we'll be talking as I would be sitting in the back and I would install a small diving wall in my car.
Satans..... hints.....
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
but I can't draw!
Really? I'm finding 5'9"s everywhere.
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
I can do anything with a straight face
anything
Let's get Chico to make Obi-Wan "strike me down" pun-comics.
He did so well with the "you have failed me for the last time" ones, he is clearly the man for the job.
not that I see anything wrong with that
He finds you all... wanting.