My skull is gigantic and ninety-six percent of hats fail completely on my head.
Hahaha -- $2 says my skull is bigger than yours. Seriously, people bitch and then I'm all no try this on (with my one hat that fits), and then it slides and flops all over their head. I'm not too big on hats.
You are so on
the first time we hang out in Portland we're having a hat-off
I'm not going to say that you are going to lose, but you are going to lose.
Hmmmm -- what to buy with $2. It will be like early Christmas!
Do you know what size your head is? Like, back when hats had sizes? My head's like a 7 and 3/4, I think.
My hat says 7-5/8, so factoring in the vagaries of sizing and some other bullshit or something I am totally not paying you $2.
It is a Montreal Expos baseball cap, I'm very fond of it.
She said he smelled worse than roadkill, and he only showered once a week.
He would shower the day before a gig. NOT AFTER, BEFORE.
The sheer thought of this makes me want to throw up.
WHAT.
That is definitely gross.
It's not... ALL drummers, is it? Just a few?
Most.
The rest of the band usually understands the basic concept of soap and water.
Especially the singer. Most singers might as well be girls.
Guitarist: "Our singer's late for the gig."
Singer: "Sorry, guys. I was in the shower."
Bass Player: "Since like, what? Tuesday?"
Drummer: "What's a shower?"
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She said he smelled worse than roadkill, and he only showered once a week.
He would shower the day before a gig. NOT AFTER, BEFORE.
The sheer thought of this makes me want to throw up.
WHAT.
That is definitely gross.
It's not... ALL drummers, is it? Just a few?
Most.
The rest of the band usually understands the basic concept of soap and water.
Especially the singer. Most singers might as well be girls.
Guitarist: "Our singer's late for the gig."
Singer: "Sorry, guys. I was in the shower."
Bass Player: "Since like, what? Tuesday?"
Drummer: "What's a shower?"
Mmmmmmmmhm. Noted for future reference. You are a true font of knowledge, Uncle Pk.
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Actually, no.
Because there is one thing I do have a passion for, and that's neckties.
I have a huge collection of ties. I just never really get the chance to wear them.
I know that technically I should wear one to work, but fuck that, I'm on the overnight shift. They're lucky I'm wearing pants.
this is completely and entirely true
drummers are fucking weird
and yes they smell
STEAM!
It is a Montreal Expos baseball cap, I'm very fond of it.
Plain. Just the way I like it.
My wife's first husband was a drummer.
She said he smelled worse than roadkill, and he only showered once a week.
He would shower the day before a gig. NOT AFTER, BEFORE.
The sheer thought of this makes me want to throw up.
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WHAT.
That is definitely gross.
It's not... ALL drummers, is it? Just a few?
the few drummers that ive gotten to know personally were just uncomfortable to be around
i dont know if its a thing with all drummers
but these three guys would twirl a stick in their free hand whenever a stick was within reach
and they were mostly very quiet
and liek you said, lack of showering
STEAM!
brain the size of a planet
Most.
The rest of the band usually understands the basic concept of soap and water.
Especially the singer. Most singers might as well be girls.
Guitarist: "Our singer's late for the gig."
Singer: "Sorry, guys. I was in the shower."
Bass Player: "Since like, what? Tuesday?"
Drummer: "What's a shower?"
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no
Mmmmmmmmhm. Noted for future reference. You are a true font of knowledge, Uncle Pk.
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excellent toppage
apparently I sound like a cartoon character! but my accuser had never heard you talk, so he had no real point of reference
oh fuck it, that's not going to be a disincentive for you
I don't do that anymore but if I got pretty drunk I could relapse
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Are you a drummer, ZeroMonkey?
(I refuse to call you by your current name because it makes my soul hurt.)
I love Mr. Show
but I didn't stop for religious reasons
I stopped because I realized I was just being an opportunistic whore and going through the motions
No but I have friends who are/were drummers
Actually in this band that consists of my friends, the guitarist is the probably the one that showers the least.
Also where did that Monkey come from
Man I am thinking of getting it changed back but I think Tube would wreck havoc on me
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I dunno Zero just looked dumb so I added a random word and one of the words on my wall calendar says "monkey" in Chinese so I went with it.
You can have my new name
I am joking
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SHOULD I GET THE NUMBERS CUT OFF MY SN?
Y/N?
STEAM!