A lot of people are like "Oh because the diet soda's really gonna help with that Big Mac you're getting, fatty!" but the truth is that I prefer Diet Coke/Pepsi to regular Coke/Pepsi simply for the taste.
I drink diet pepsi instead of regular because of my wife's diabeetus. Just doesn't make sense to keep 2 different types of pop in the fridge.
EDIT: Juvenile diabeetus. I'm closer to being a fatty than she is.
A lot of people are like "Oh because the diet soda's really gonna help with that Big Mac you're getting, fatty!" but the truth is that I prefer Diet Coke/Pepsi to regular Coke/Pepsi simply for the taste.
I drink diet pepsi instead of regular because of my wife's diabeetus. Just doesn't make sense to keep 2 different types of pop in the fridge.
I prefer diet caffeine free actually. I like old people soda.
You know, i was born with elf ears. Not totally pointed, like you would see on the people who get the cosmetic surgery, but they sure as hell aren't rounded. They're more like half-elf ears. I was told it had to do with complications during my birth. Apparently i got stuck or something.
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You know, i was born with elf ears. Not totally pointed, like you would see on the people who get the cosmetic surgery, but they sure as hell aren't rounded. They're more like half-elf ears. I was told it had to do with complications during my birth. Apparently i got stuck or something.
hey speaking of my ex gf I dislike her to an extreme degree!
After dating her for a year and a half with minimal physical things going on i decided that even though I really liked her as a person, I just couldn't do it anymore. We ended things and I let her know that I wasn't mad or angry or anything because your beliefs (in her case, religion) are your beliefs, but I need a decent physical aspect in a serious relationship.
She gets into this state I shall refer to as an 'emotional train wreck' and then ends up sleeping with some random dude 2 weeks later!
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Girls with words written on the seat of their pants.
I do not care if you think you are "hot stuff" or "juicy" it is crass and tasteless.
Oh man, that reminds me, I found out like a week ago there's a term for the tattoos girls get on the small of their back.
Tramp stamp.
That's totally awesome. BECAUSE ITS TRUE FUCK THOSE TATS ARE ANNOYING. You are not a deep thinker for having an eastern language written on your goddamn body!
How did you just now find this out?
seriously
what rock were you hiding under?
For perspective, another thing I recently figured out is what Whiskey Tango Foxtrot means.
hey speaking of my ex gf I dislike her to an extreme degree!
After dating her for a year and a half with minimal physical things going on i decided that even though I really liked her as a person, I just couldn't do it anymore. We ended things and I let her know that I wasn't mad or angry or anything because your beliefs (in her case, religion) are your beliefs, but I need a decent physical aspect in a serious relationship.
She gets into this state I shall refer to as an 'emotional train wreck' and then ends up sleeping with some random dude 2 weeks later!
hey speaking of my ex gf I dislike her to an extreme degree!
After dating her for a year and a half with minimal physical things going on i decided that even though I really liked her as a person, I just couldn't do it anymore. We ended things and I let her know that I wasn't mad or angry or anything because your beliefs (in her case, religion) are your beliefs, but I need a decent physical aspect in a serious relationship.
She gets into this state I shall refer to as an 'emotional train wreck' and then ends up sleeping with some random dude 2 weeks later!
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man she did you a favor
that's one messed up lady
Oh god I know that now
And I firmly believe I was being a blind idiot before if I could not pick up on the fact that she was obviously fucked up
Live and learn
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hey speaking of my ex gf I dislike her to an extreme degree!
After dating her for a year and a half with minimal physical things going on i decided that even though I really liked her as a person, I just couldn't do it anymore. We ended things and I let her know that I wasn't mad or angry or anything because your beliefs (in her case, religion) are your beliefs, but I need a decent physical aspect in a serious relationship.
She gets into this state I shall refer to as an 'emotional train wreck' and then ends up sleeping with some random dude 2 weeks later!
p great
man she did you a favor that's one messed up lady
All the more reason she should have had sex with him instead.
Girls with words written on the seat of their pants.
I do not care if you think you are "hot stuff" or "juicy" it is crass and tasteless.
Oh man, that reminds me, I found out like a week ago there's a term for the tattoos girls get on the small of their back.
Tramp stamp.
That's totally awesome. BECAUSE ITS TRUE FUCK THOSE TATS ARE ANNOYING. You are not a deep thinker for having an eastern language written on your goddamn body!
How did you just now find this out?
seriously
what rock were you hiding under?
For perspective, another thing I recently figured out is what Whiskey Tango Foxtrot means.
Bravo Zulu
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hey speaking of my ex gf I dislike her to an extreme degree!
After dating her for a year and a half with minimal physical things going on i decided that even though I really liked her as a person, I just couldn't do it anymore. We ended things and I let her know that I wasn't mad or angry or anything because your beliefs (in her case, religion) are your beliefs, but I need a decent physical aspect in a serious relationship.
She gets into this state I shall refer to as an 'emotional train wreck' and then ends up sleeping with some random dude 2 weeks later!
p great
man she did you a favor that's one messed up lady
All the more reason she should have had sex with him instead.
this is a little too high fidelity. are you that guy?
So, my boss is awesome, he's laid back, will sometimes buy the staff beer after a service, and has invited me to some kick ass concerts coming up (Floggin Molly comin to Charlotte in February? Sign me the fuck up).
However.
I have recently discovered that he has "JUGGALO" tattooed across his stomach.
I am torn between him being a generally decent guy and that tattoo.
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I am pretty sure I still hate my Ex. I thought I'd have no feeling either way about her by now much like other girls I've parted ways with in the past, yet here I am 2 weeks away from my wedding and I'd still like to run her over with my car.
So, my boss is awesome, he's laid back, will sometimes buy the staff beer after a service, and has invited me to some kick ass concerts coming up (Floggin Molly comin to Charlotte in February? Sign me the fuck up).
However.
I have recently discovered that he has "JUGGALO" tattooed across his stomach.
I am torn between him being a generally decent guy and that tattoo.
Either get down with the clown or get down with the frown
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I hate going to the doctor's office. I don't want them to take my blood. I have an appointment in an hour.
hey speaking of my ex gf I dislike her to an extreme degree!
After dating her for a year and a half with minimal physical things going on i decided that even though I really liked her as a person, I just couldn't do it anymore. We ended things and I let her know that I wasn't mad or angry or anything because your beliefs (in her case, religion) are your beliefs, but I need a decent physical aspect in a serious relationship.
She gets into this state I shall refer to as an 'emotional train wreck' and then ends up sleeping with some random dude 2 weeks later!
p great
man she did you a favor that's one messed up lady
All the more reason she should have had sex with him instead.
no, crazy poontang ain't worth wetting your dick over
I am pretty sure I still hate my Ex. I thought I'd have no feeling either way about her by now much like other girls I've parted ways with in the past, yet here I am 2 weeks away from my wedding and I'd still like to run her over with my car.
I am pretty sure I still hate my Ex. I thought I'd have no feeling either way about her by now much like other girls I've parted ways with in the past, yet here I am 2 weeks away from my wedding and I'd still like to run her over with my car.
man I am with you there sans the getting married part
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edit: With lots of food but also diet drinks.
edit edit: Usually they are diabetic because they're obese, though.
I drink diet pepsi instead of regular because of my wife's diabeetus. Just doesn't make sense to keep 2 different types of pop in the fridge.
EDIT: Juvenile diabeetus. I'm closer to being a fatty than she is.
like a shiny Jersey minimall with gambling and smokers w/oxygen tanks
I prefer diet caffeine free actually. I like old people soda.
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Jesus H. Christ... I did that on purpose, you douche-bag.
I hate you, now, also.
I despise Foxwoods. The fact that it is technically the "biggest" casino is the world makes me sad.
"Oh man, that literally scared the crap out of me!"
Really? So you shit yourself?
YEAH, YOUR SARCASM WAS PALPABLE, DICK FOR BRAINS
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Add "people that actually do this" to the list
After dating her for a year and a half with minimal physical things going on i decided that even though I really liked her as a person, I just couldn't do it anymore. We ended things and I let her know that I wasn't mad or angry or anything because your beliefs (in her case, religion) are your beliefs, but I need a decent physical aspect in a serious relationship.
She gets into this state I shall refer to as an 'emotional train wreck' and then ends up sleeping with some random dude 2 weeks later!
p great
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For perspective, another thing I recently figured out is what Whiskey Tango Foxtrot means.
JK
man she did you a favor
that's one messed up lady
Oh god I know that now
And I firmly believe I was being a blind idiot before if I could not pick up on the fact that she was obviously fucked up
Live and learn
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All the more reason she should have had sex with him instead.
Bravo Zulu
this is a little too high fidelity. are you that guy?
However.
I have recently discovered that he has "JUGGALO" tattooed across his stomach.
I am torn between him being a generally decent guy and that tattoo.
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Either get down with the clown or get down with the frown
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http://hatersgonnahate.ytmnd.com
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Bacardi 151 (Naw I still love it, but it's a very bittersweet love)
People that make out with each other while you are sitting next to them.
Roommates who constantly lose their apartment keys.
no, crazy poontang ain't worth wetting your dick over
Congrats on getting married soon
this image is the king
man I am with you there sans the getting married part
I still get really angry even hearing about her