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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    god the Romantic poets are all in like, one big ball for me

    I don't know who wrote what

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    WHY IS THE GIFT OPTION GREYED OUT WHEN I'M IN CAMP

    THE TOOLTIP THING SAID CAMP WAS THE BEST TIME TO GET TO KNOW PEOPLE BETTER WHICH I ASSUME MEANS GIVING GIFTS

    HOW DO I GIVE GIFTS

    You give them from the Inventory screen when the character is in your party (so you can't in camp since you aren't in a party).

    Inventory for the character you want to give to, and then it's the same as using an item.
    so i can't give gifts in camp

    GRAR

    I WANT TO BONE MORRIGAN NOW

    You can talk to them in camp to find out stuff about them, but yeah... you can only give gifts on the road.

    Chanus on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    WHY IS THE GIFT OPTION GREYED OUT WHEN I'M IN CAMP

    THE TOOLTIP THING SAID CAMP WAS THE BEST TIME TO GET TO KNOW PEOPLE BETTER WHICH I ASSUME MEANS GIVING GIFTS

    HOW DO I GIVE GIFTS

    you have to be on the inventory screen of the person you're giving it to

    Elldren on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Man, I want to play MW2, but I hate the other assholes in that game.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    mike you can give gifts to people in camp

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Scott Kurtz is pretty good at acting like a humongous ass. Imagine that.

    :?:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcH3-6YWjLk

    He looks ridiculous.

    Like there is a little man inside of his body who is driving him.

    Irond Will on
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    CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Man, I want to play MW2, but I hate the other assholes in that game.

    That's been the best thing about playing it on the PC so far. Not a lot of people with headsets, at least not when I play.


    Granted I'm getting matched with dudes in pc cafes in Asia, but still.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Chanus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    WHY IS THE GIFT OPTION GREYED OUT WHEN I'M IN CAMP

    THE TOOLTIP THING SAID CAMP WAS THE BEST TIME TO GET TO KNOW PEOPLE BETTER WHICH I ASSUME MEANS GIVING GIFTS

    HOW DO I GIVE GIFTS

    You give them from the Inventory screen when the character is in your party (so you can't in camp since you aren't in a party).

    Inventory for the character you want to give to, and then it's the same as using an item.

    you can access the inventory screen of everyone in camp. you just have to scroll over to it

    Elldren on
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    hell yeah tiger woods sends me dirty text messages

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    mike you can give gifts to people in camp

    You can? I did not know this.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    was Ozymandias Keats or Shelley

    fuck if I know

    I only wrote a paper on the fucking thing

    Elendil on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    WHY IS THE GIFT OPTION GREYED OUT WHEN I'M IN CAMP

    THE TOOLTIP THING SAID CAMP WAS THE BEST TIME TO GET TO KNOW PEOPLE BETTER WHICH I ASSUME MEANS GIVING GIFTS

    HOW DO I GIVE GIFTS

    You give them from the Inventory screen when the character is in your party (so you can't in camp since you aren't in a party).

    Inventory for the character you want to give to, and then it's the same as using an item.

    you can access the inventory screen of everyone in camp. you just have to scroll over to it

    Hmm... color me ignorant! :P

    Chanus on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    WHY IS THE GIFT OPTION GREYED OUT WHEN I'M IN CAMP

    THE TOOLTIP THING SAID CAMP WAS THE BEST TIME TO GET TO KNOW PEOPLE BETTER WHICH I ASSUME MEANS GIVING GIFTS

    HOW DO I GIVE GIFTS

    you have to be on the inventory screen of the person you're giving it to

    I think that works in camp guys.

    Like, I am pretty sure that you can access all the characters' inventory screens from camp, even though you don't really have a "party"

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009

    I haven't seen so many bongs since my partying days.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Chanus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    WHY IS THE GIFT OPTION GREYED OUT WHEN I'M IN CAMP

    THE TOOLTIP THING SAID CAMP WAS THE BEST TIME TO GET TO KNOW PEOPLE BETTER WHICH I ASSUME MEANS GIVING GIFTS

    HOW DO I GIVE GIFTS

    You give them from the Inventory screen when the character is in your party (so you can't in camp since you aren't in a party).

    Inventory for the character you want to give to, and then it's the same as using an item.
    so i can't give gifts in camp

    GRAR

    I WANT TO BONE MORRIGAN NOW

    You can talk to them in camp to find out stuff about them, but yeah... you can only give gifts on the road.

    this is false

    chanus is wrong

    will is right

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    was Ozymandias Keats or Shelley

    fuck if I know

    I only wrote a paper on the fucking thing

    Shelley.
    I met a traveller from an antique land.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Scott Kurtz is pretty good at acting like a humongous ass. Imagine that.

    :?:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcH3-6YWjLk

    He looks ridiculous.

    Like there is a little man inside of his body who is driving him.

    It's really too bad he has such a serious weight problem. He has decent hair and face structure and some good height to him.

    Incenjucar on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    WHY IS THE GIFT OPTION GREYED OUT WHEN I'M IN CAMP

    THE TOOLTIP THING SAID CAMP WAS THE BEST TIME TO GET TO KNOW PEOPLE BETTER WHICH I ASSUME MEANS GIVING GIFTS

    HOW DO I GIVE GIFTS

    You give them from the Inventory screen when the character is in your party (so you can't in camp since you aren't in a party).

    Inventory for the character you want to give to, and then it's the same as using an item.
    so i can't give gifts in camp

    GRAR

    I WANT TO BONE MORRIGAN NOW

    You can talk to them in camp to find out stuff about them, but yeah... you can only give gifts on the road.

    this is false

    chanus is wrong

    will is right

    Well geez, you don't have to rub it in!

    Chanus on
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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Scott Kurtz is pretty good at acting like a humongous ass. Imagine that.

    :?:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcH3-6YWjLk

    He looks ridiculous.

    Like there is a little man inside of his body who is driving him.

    With controls!

    KalTorak on
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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    wordsworth is class-A slime just for being a so-called humanist who fiercely defended the english's decision to let the irish starve

    not to mention his actual poetry is meaningless romantic fluff

    if you're byron's archenemy then guess what that basically makes you the poet equivalent of a supervillain

    which is to say a talentless, hypocritical pussy

    Rust on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    I just noticed a wonderful Futurama detail

    Bender and Fry's television isn't working, because of Bender's antenna

    But anyways Bender goes out for more beer for the apartment

    And when he comes back in he's disgusted to learn that the TV isn't working

    Hilarious thing I just noticed: the six pack he's carrying is empty; he drank it all on the way home haha

    Organichu on
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    It's really the best twitter account ever.

    JustinSane07 on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Man, I want to play MW2, but I hate the other assholes in that game.

    im not an asshole you should play with me

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Alright, I'm gonna play some Modern Warfare 2. If any of you guys want to join me, my gamertag is DarnBlast

    Silas Brown on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Man, I want to play MW2, but I hate the other assholes in that game.

    im not an asshole you should play with me

    Excellent. What's your gamertag?

    Silas Brown on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i didnt know people could have body types like that

    disgusting

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nevermind. Found it.

    Silas Brown on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    WHY IS THE GIFT OPTION GREYED OUT WHEN I'M IN CAMP

    THE TOOLTIP THING SAID CAMP WAS THE BEST TIME TO GET TO KNOW PEOPLE BETTER WHICH I ASSUME MEANS GIVING GIFTS

    HOW DO I GIVE GIFTS

    You give them from the Inventory screen when the character is in your party (so you can't in camp since you aren't in a party).

    Inventory for the character you want to give to, and then it's the same as using an item.
    so i can't give gifts in camp

    GRAR

    I WANT TO BONE MORRIGAN NOW

    It made me feel really awkward.

    Mostly because I made my little man look just like me. The resemblence was kind of eerie.

    And when the big sex scene was going off, Frankie was asleep on the couch next to me. And my little man who looked just like me was woodenly all over the mean girl with her ridiculous panties.

    I spent the minute wincing and really hoping that Frankie did not wake up.

    Awkward.

    Irond Will on
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    SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The chair of my political science department was like that.

    He was a pretty good guy.

    Speaker on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nevermind. Found it.

    coolio

    though i need to cool down the frequency of my playing temporarily, or at least find a balance between getting work done and not playing for the ENTIRE DAY god i dont want to fail

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    fucking Romantics

    stop fellating Nature

    Elendil on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    WHY IS THE GIFT OPTION GREYED OUT WHEN I'M IN CAMP

    THE TOOLTIP THING SAID CAMP WAS THE BEST TIME TO GET TO KNOW PEOPLE BETTER WHICH I ASSUME MEANS GIVING GIFTS

    HOW DO I GIVE GIFTS

    You give them from the Inventory screen when the character is in your party (so you can't in camp since you aren't in a party).

    Inventory for the character you want to give to, and then it's the same as using an item.
    so i can't give gifts in camp

    GRAR

    I WANT TO BONE MORRIGAN NOW

    It made me feel really awkward.

    Mostly because I made my little man look just like me. The resemblence was kind of eerie.

    And when the big sex scene was going off, Frankie was asleep on the couch next to me. And my little man who looked just like me was woodenly all over the mean girl with her ridiculous panties.

    I spent the minute wincing and really hoping that Frankie did not wake up.

    Awkward.

    You cad! Harlot!

    moniker on
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    SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    WHY IS THE GIFT OPTION GREYED OUT WHEN I'M IN CAMP

    THE TOOLTIP THING SAID CAMP WAS THE BEST TIME TO GET TO KNOW PEOPLE BETTER WHICH I ASSUME MEANS GIVING GIFTS

    HOW DO I GIVE GIFTS

    You give them from the Inventory screen when the character is in your party (so you can't in camp since you aren't in a party).

    Inventory for the character you want to give to, and then it's the same as using an item.
    so i can't give gifts in camp

    GRAR

    I WANT TO BONE MORRIGAN NOW

    It made me feel really awkward.

    Mostly because I made my little man look just like me. The resemblence was kind of eerie.

    And when the big sex scene was going off, Frankie was asleep on the couch next to me. And my little man who looked just like me was woodenly all over the mean girl with her ridiculous panties.

    I spent the minute wincing and really hoping that Frankie did not wake up.

    Awkward.

    :lol:

    Speaker on
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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    WHY IS THE GIFT OPTION GREYED OUT WHEN I'M IN CAMP

    THE TOOLTIP THING SAID CAMP WAS THE BEST TIME TO GET TO KNOW PEOPLE BETTER WHICH I ASSUME MEANS GIVING GIFTS

    HOW DO I GIVE GIFTS

    You give them from the Inventory screen when the character is in your party (so you can't in camp since you aren't in a party).

    Inventory for the character you want to give to, and then it's the same as using an item.
    so i can't give gifts in camp

    GRAR

    I WANT TO BONE MORRIGAN NOW

    It made me feel really awkward.

    Mostly because I made my little man look just like me. The resemblence was kind of eerie.

    And when the big sex scene was going off, Frankie was asleep on the couch next to me. And my little man who looked just like me was woodenly all over the mean girl with her ridiculous panties.

    I spent the minute wincing and really hoping that Frankie did not wake up.

    Awkward.

    pffffffhahahaha

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    the underwear is the worst thing about the game.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I get like three dirty text messages from tiger woods a day

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Alright, I'm gonna play some Modern Warfare 2. If any of you guys want to join me, my gamertag is DarnBlast

    Add me. I am Irond Will.

    I will not play tonight but I feel kind of obligated to put MW2 through its paces even though I resent it.

    Irond Will on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Speaker wrote: »
    The chair of my political science department was like that.

    He was a pretty good guy.

    Like what? Having pixelated sex with Will?

    moniker on
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