are we starting off from where we left off or are things getting magically put together so they can be rent asunder again?
We're going to start from a fresh perspective on things, but I assure you that everything that has happened previously has still happened, and at some point we will pick back up at right where we left off.
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Syndalis> RECALL that you usually FILL your HOT TUB with WOMEN and MONEY not STUPID WATER.
EDIT: Syndalis> Indeed, you REALIZE that you have achieved the EXACT OPPOSITE of the IDEAL SITUATION
HOW PREPOSTEROUS. CLEARLY the HOT TUB is FILLED with LISTERINE. How else would you KEEP SO INCREDIBLY FRESH and WARD OFF DANGEROUS GUM DISEASE GINGAVITIS?
CLEARLY you CANNOT PUT WOMEN in your LISTERINE TUB. The MAN AT THE SHOP told you that you MUST NEVER LET YOUR WOMEN CONTACT LISTERINE when you PURCHASED THEM.
AlectharAlan ShoreWe're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered Userregular
edited December 2009
Syndalis> Tell SCOTTY to BEAM YOU TO CHICAGO. Accept NONE OF HIS NONSENSE about THINGS NOT HOLDING TOGETHER DESPITE HIS EFFORTS TO GIVE THEM ALL HE'S GOT.
Syndalis> get out of the LISTERINE HOT TUB and dry yourself off with one of the PILES of MONEY. then BLOW YOUR NOSE with ONE OF THE MANY HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS.
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Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
We're going to start from a fresh perspective on things, but I assure you that everything that has happened previously has still happened, and at some point we will pick back up at right where we left off.
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
NNID: Hakkekage
Winky, perhaps you SHOULD quit your day job.
You are SYNDALIS. You are INCREDIBLY RICH, HANDSOME, AND AFFLUENT. You have EVERYTHING A MAN COULD EVER WANT IN LIFE. But you are MISSING ONE THING.
SOME TOTAL DOUCHEBAG FORGOT to SEND you YOUR SECRET SODOMITE PRESENT.
You must EXACT JUSTICE upon them and RETRIEVE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS.
NNID: Hakkekage
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
ELSEWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE a VERY TERRIBLE SECRET SODOMITE SLEEPS UNEASILY.
that's perfect.
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
On the one hand, Winky's a swell guy and Syndalis has everything he could ever want.
On the other, not sending a present basically makes you Hitler.
This is an astounding turn of events with an unexpected twist.
VERY TERRIBLE SECRET SODOMITE -> ATTEMPT to DEDUCE the REASON for your TERROR
EDIT: Syndalis> Indeed, you REALIZE that you have achieved the EXACT OPPOSITE of the IDEAL SITUATION
Fixed that for comedy's sake ;-)
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
SYNDALIS > Gather money for upcoming quest
HOW PREPOSTEROUS. CLEARLY the HOT TUB is FILLED with LISTERINE. How else would you KEEP SO INCREDIBLY FRESH and WARD OFF DANGEROUS GUM DISEASE GINGAVITIS?
CLEARLY you CANNOT PUT WOMEN in your LISTERINE TUB. The MAN AT THE SHOP told you that you MUST NEVER LET YOUR WOMEN CONTACT LISTERINE when you PURCHASED THEM.
You LOOK to the OTHER SIDE of your WAR ROOM. There is A BLIP on your ANXIETY-DETECTING WORLD MAP over the CITY OF CHICAGO.
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UGH, THE MIDWEST. You BALK AT IT.
You WOULD, but there is LISTERINE ALL OVER YOU, and you DON'T HAVE A TOWEL. You want to MAKE SURE NOT TO GET THEM WET WITH LISTERINE.
John Travolta -> CHART your PRIVATE JET to TAKE SYNDALIS to CHICAGO